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Worst Blog Ever.: I'm smarter than CSI

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I'm smarter than CSI. You'd think that New York people would get their CSI stories from the news, and learn from criminals' mistake to not leave a trail of obvious evidences if they had to kill someone. Here's what I learnt from weeks and weeks without school and a complete collection of CSI. 1 Always wear gloves. The CSI has a magic database that will miraculously track you down, and even if you dont have a record, they can get a reference print from anywhere as random as a toilet seat. Alternative 1&#4...

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Worst Blog Ever.: January 2009

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Lets have a show of hands how many of you actually are aware of my split personality which occurs every month. Logically, it follows that this question can only apply to people who has hung around me simultaneously for a month or more. This is a perfect chance for me to say a definitely overdued thank you to you people who did not run away, even though you've witnessed or perhaps even experienced first-hand how unstable and explosive I can be. Posted by Queen of the Nerds. I became aware that the last tw...

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Worst Blog Ever.: Malaysia's got issues

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Anyone tried the new KFC Fiery Crunch yet? You should. It's full of South-East Asian herbs, Malaysian spices and unoriginal goodness. If you're heading out for a family lunch one day and looking for a taste of Malaysia, look no further than KFC, the legendary fast-food chain that used to be American. In fact, tourism booklets nowadays are going to add KFC on the must-try list of local delicacies to sample in Malaysia - it's going to be right next to Pizza Hut. Oh wait, they did that already. I guess the ...

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Worst Blog Ever.: May 2010

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Two weeks ago I had a debate for my Biotech unit. The purpose of the exercise was to train us in public speaking. Later we were told to write a report including a debriefing where I would discuss my role in the team, our main difficulties and how I would improve next time. Initially assigned a secretarial and scribe role, I was unexpectedly required to replace the first speaker on the day of the debate due to a non-cooperative transmission shift. However, due to. Posted by Queen of the Nerds.

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Worst Blog Ever.: Chain mail story

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Years ago I came across this 'sweet' story. I think its suppose to create a warm fuzzy feeling inside you. With me all it did was raise one eyebrow,. A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty. And he said no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. And he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he. Cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm. You're not pretty, you're beautiful.

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Worst Blog Ever.: When shopping in Kuching

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When shopping in Kuching. For lack of variety in my shopping routine (MNG-Esprit-MNG-Padini) I - feeling very charitable - decided to give non-branded not-in-Spring boutiques a shot. So one entire Sunday afternoon was spent boutique-hopping. Spotting a boutique in Kuching is easy:. They are usually within a block of a kopitiam. They have glass windows which displays inappropriately matched outfits with garish colour of the ah lian sort on unfortunate mannequins. Finale - Open-mouthed scammed. It's just a...

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Worst Blog Ever.: June 2009

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The Omnipotent Guide to A Son of Adam. In the words of Lady Gaga: Let's play a lovegame. One elementary to this guide is that a son of Adam is always stalked by his ego, or as they would like to call it, dignity. Do you require proof? The story of how Eve came from a single rib taken from Adam's anatomy is well preserved in the Holy Book. May I remind you that the book was written 100% by men? We are the weaker sex. Men are as manipulatable as a TV. 1 Men eat. The ones that don't will tell you they a...

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Worst Blog Ever.: Hot Chicks

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I asked Ash about my hair the other day. He said to me "Yeah, it kinda looks Ah Lian. Didn't Mish use to have that hair? So I said to him, "Nice scalp, Ash.". I'm running a stall at the Pibakat Charity Sale with Yii Fang, Jolene, Nana and Sean this Sunday. We are going to sell kacangma, chicken curry and cookies made by Yii Fang's mum. Yii Fang asked me to come up with names for our stall. Within 5 minutes I had these:. Lodge A Levels '09 Hotties. We Sell Food Here. Four Girls and Sean. Please Buy From Us.

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Worst Blog Ever.: Being born first rocks

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Being born first rocks. Your younger siblings knocks before entering your room. They do not enter unless invited. Unless you tell them otherwise, the common protocol is wait just outside your door and speak to you from there. In the event when they forget to wait and barges in right after knocking, the look on your face makes them blurt out "sorry" and retreat quickly back out. You are entitled to 50% of any food you happen to see them eating. Not vice versa. You get first pick of seating places in a car.

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Worst Blog Ever.: October 2009

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Guide to surviving a long - distance backstreet relationship. Some girls just get all the drama. Step 1. Establish a viable communication means between you and your beloved. There are a variety of methods to employ - ranging from the conventional, but unkind to the wallet - phone call (especially when international borders separate the two of you), to the almost free - but potentially harmful to your computer - Skype. At the bottom of the list is Facebook. Paid number so they cannot track your phone call...