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Ce Soir ou Jamais: 09.05
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Ce Soir ou Jamais. Tonight I write.or never. Friday, September 30. This weeks's offerings are courtesy of Kristine's stepson's suggestions. Something in your house that isn't where it should be. Something you broke, but kept. Food that you have in your house that you never eat. (or drink). First, I will show you the food:. Pesto in a jar. This one is just not one that I have a desire to serve on bread or pasta, but I hold onto it anyway. I know. Pesto! Now to show you what is out of place. Anyway, my dau...
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Dad Vs. Dad: Hi Lawnwhisperer!
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Monday, November 06, 2006. Hi, my name is Lawnwhisperer, and I am a chipsanddipaholic. I have been clean for 12 days now. Let me tell you, it sucks. This is not a self-imposed banning of my favorite snack; it is more of a joint venture between my wife and I. Somewhere about two or three weeks ago I had mentioned the possibility of the ban. It was a weak moment for me, and I said some things that I regret. I said, If you don’t buy them, I won’t eat them! Posted by lawnwhisperer at 11:33 AM. Ya know.my...
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Dad Vs. Dad: April 2006
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Thursday, April 27, 2006. My house looks like a lighthouse with one light blaring at three in the morning. Did he think a boat was going to come down the cul-de-sac, and wreck his rental car? Was he worried about helicopter traffic? This didn’t happen just one night, but both nights. He slept with the lights on, and the covers over his head. He's a strange dude. Posted by lawnwhisperer at 3:44 PM. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. Posted by lawnwhisperer at 9:30 PM. Monday, April 24, 2006. Thursday, April 20, 2006.
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Dad Vs. Dad: August 2006
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Thursday, August 24, 2006. He is going so fast that he is tripping over his own feet and he says, I wished for a pinball machine, I want to go see it. Posted by lawnwhisperer at 7:23 AM. Wednesday, August 23, 2006. We have not found the piece yet. The puzzle still rests on the coffee table, finished, except for that piece. It is disturbing to me that we have not found it. But someday I will find it. I will find the missing piece of the puzzle. Posted by lawnwhisperer at 8:03 AM. Sunday, August 13, 2006.
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Dad Vs. Dad: May 2006
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Jack Daniels , he read slowly. Jack Daniels. Dad, who is Jack Daniels, and why is our whole basement decorated with him? Well, buddy, he’s just some dude that made whiskey. Whiskey, what is whiskey? Well, whiskey is alcohol, it’s a drink. Ohhh, so you drink it. You drink it, just like you drink water? Well, no. Uncle Bill drinks it like it’s water, but most people drink it slow, they sip it. So you are just supposed to sip it. Why does uncle Bill drink it so fast? The crowd went si...
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Dad Vs. Dad: July 2006
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Monday, July 31, 2006. Bruce Wayne is a very rich guy. I am not a very rich guy, but I would not mind being one. See, similar. Bruce is afraid of bats. I am afraid of dogs. Do you see where I am going here? Posted by lawnwhisperer at 9:16 AM. Wednesday, July 26, 2006. Following are the issues that I want investigated. My wife does not shop very often, and she cooks even less. Why the hell then, am I still a fat ass? Did any of my genes even make it into his make-up? Is a DNA test required here? I try to ...
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Dad Vs. Dad: September 2006
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Thursday, September 14, 2006. It hit me right on the shoe. Some people believe that it is good luck to be shit on by a bird. I think it is gross. I hate geese, go south already! Posted by lawnwhisperer at 12:20 PM. Tuesday, September 12, 2006. Green Beans, yuk. What are you talking about? I denied such shenanigans, and waited for her to leave. After she left, I had to do a sweep for hidden cameras. How the hell did she know that I do that? The kids and I have a code of silence on such topics, or so I tho...
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Dad Vs. Dad: Solo on Solo
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006. I was a little puzzled at the question, but I looked up and said, Yeah buddy, why do you ask? He got a bit miffed, and put an angry look on his face and replied, Well dad, you are the only person that I have ever heard call him Kyle. I have watched the movies and played the games, and nobody has ever called him Kyle. Did you make it up? Is his name Kyle Solo, or not? Posted by lawnwhisperer at 4:05 PM. You could always tell him that Chewbacca's middle name is Kyle. Tell him ...
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Dad Vs. Dad: January 2006
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006. Posted by WILLIAM at 4:32 PM. DAD Vs. DAD. Fit for a King.
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Dad Vs. Dad: October 2006
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Fit for a King. Well, well, well. Her gig is up now isn’t it? I will agree that it is easier to make with two people. I will agree that when you do it yourself, it is annoying. I do not; however, believe that it is a two-man job. My wife has been leading me on for years. She has flat out lied to me, and I believed her. You know what? I bet my wife can cook. She wouldn’t? Posted by lawnwhisperer at 7:47 AM. Friday, October 27, 2006. Cause yesterday was day four of the jeans.