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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Monday, December 14, 2009. Tis the Season.to stand in the middle of the damn aisle. Christmas is one of my favorite holidays in the year. It's fitting that my two favorites are basically the opposite time of year - Christmas comes to break up the bitter cold and short days and gives us all something to look forward to. My other favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I get to blow **** up. But I digress. To me, it would be a similar concept as if I came to a complete st...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Monday, December 14, 2009. Tis the Season.to stand in the middle of the damn aisle. Christmas is one of my favorite holidays in the year. It's fitting that my two favorites are basically the opposite time of year - Christmas comes to break up the bitter cold and short days and gives us all something to look forward to. My other favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I get to blow **** up. But I digress. To me, it would be a similar concept as if I came to a complete st...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 29, 2009. Look at Me.I Sparkle. Since I've had some time in the past week or so to begin shopping for Christmas, I keep finding a theme everywhere I go. People are addicted to this Twilight-shit. I've never read the books or seen the movies, however, I do know a few people that have. What I don't understand, is why are people so obsessed with sparkly vampires? And some other weird vampire dude suddenly falls in love with it? So everywhere I go, this crap is...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: I Suck as a Blogger... Please Forgive Me

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Sunday, November 15, 2009. I Suck as a Blogger. Please Forgive Me. Holy crap. I just saw that my last post was in September. My apologies. So the roller coaster is officially over, and I'm never getting on that one again. It feels like one of those wooden ones that you feel like you're going to fly off the track, mixed with one that jolts your head around until you have that unmistakable headache in the back of your head. I'm not in a '70s porno, nor do I want to be. So tod...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: September 2009

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Wednesday, September 30, 2009. The Roller Coaster That is Buying a Short Sale Home. So I'll start at the beginning. I've been trying to buy a house for a few months now. I had a purchase and sales agreement approved by the seller in April. I knew going into it, that it is a short sale. Of course, I asked how far in the process the bank is with it, and the seller's agent replied, "there's already been a negotiator assigned to it." Great. I got word from my agent that the ban...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: A Rant About Fees

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Tuesday, November 17, 2009. A Rant About Fees. For as long as I can remember, I've hated fees. It seems that everything has a fee. Unfortunately for me, it always seems that I'm always paying fees out to people, instead of having fees come to me. You made it a big point that I didn't have to pay the first month. When I was in the hospital, I had to pay a fee to see anything on the TV besides what was on the menu for the day. Couldn't over $6,000 a day at least get basic...

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass: Tis the Season...to stand in the middle of the damn aisle.

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Random Musings of a Smart Ass. Monday, December 14, 2009. Tis the Season.to stand in the middle of the damn aisle. Christmas is one of my favorite holidays in the year. It's fitting that my two favorites are basically the opposite time of year - Christmas comes to break up the bitter cold and short days and gives us all something to look forward to. My other favorite holiday is the 4th of July because I get to blow shit up. But I digress. To me, it would be a similar concept as if I came to a complete st...

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A swarm of bees came for my birthday. Posted in Our New House. Stuff about the environment and mrs bitchy mother nature. By LB @Wait, She Said What? It’s that time of year again! No, besides summer. It’s my birthday. Is it weird that I find it slightly strange to be turning 22? Besides the fact that family is coming over tonight and we’re going whale watching this weekend for my birthday (yay whales! Something else came to celebrate. Bees! It’s like the little things knew. I was molested by a spider.

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Going to a fireworks warehouse with two pyros is sort of like going to a crack house with crack addicts. I’m guessing. Posted in Weird and random. By LB @Wait, She Said What? What happens in your house when the 4th of July is approaching? Maybe even some decorating? Well, we do all that too. But we also indulge in flaming toys that make a really big boom. Totally normal right? Yeah, didn’t think so. But it happened anyway. Ignore the crap in the background, it was the microwave packaging. They already pl...

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When you saw Avatar, did you think of giant Smurfs too? | Wait, She Said What?

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When you saw Avatar, did you think of giant Smurfs too? Posted in Weird and random. By LB @Wait, She Said What? Think him. Only taller. And no clothes. So, we just saw Avatar for the first time this weekend. I know. We’re so behind everyone else. But I wasn’t in any big rush to see a movie the whole country was orgasming over just because ‘they’. Then next thing I know they started hissing at each other. So then I was like, “um, they’re part vampire now too? That’s when the orgy happened. I totally didnt...

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Why can’t Mother’s Day be on like a Tuesday instead? | Wait, She Said What?

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Why can’t Mother’s Day be on like a Tuesday instead? Posted in Posts with no home. By LB @Wait, She Said What? Who decided Mother’s Day should always be on a Sunday? Is there a certain person that decided that for everyone or was it one of those things that just happened? Is closed, especially florists? We found a florist that is not only open on Sunday but offered pre-order online to guarantee you would have exactly what you wanted. Perfect! Why don’t more places do that? What was the first thing you no...

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Moronic Monday – Riot shields are meant for riots, not sledding down a hill, you Bobbies! Posted in Moronic Mondays. By LB @Wait, She Said What? You should really read this post with a British accent. Probably just in your head though, since most people really suck at mimicking it. Or at least I do. Plus the people around you might think you lost your mind like Britney Spears did and will now just randomly talk with a British accent.*. On our riot shields. Don’t you just love their teamwork? They have ea...

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Going to a fireworks warehouse with two pyros is sort of like going to a crack house with crack addicts. I’m guessing. | Wait, She Said What?

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Going to a fireworks warehouse with two pyros is sort of like going to a crack house with crack addicts. I’m guessing. Posted in Weird and random. By LB @Wait, She Said What? What happens in your house when the 4th of July is approaching? Maybe even some decorating? Well, we do all that too. But we also indulge in flaming toys that make a really big boom. Totally normal right? Yeah, didn’t think so. But it happened anyway. Ignore the crap in the background, it was the microwave packaging. They already pl...

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I was molested by a spider. | Wait, She Said What?

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I was molested by a spider. Posted in Its why they call me Mrs. Neurotic. By LB @Wait, She Said What? Are spiders supposed to be smart? Can they tell who exactly in the room despises them the most and then decide to attack them? Am I giving them too much credit? Before I had a chance to spot it and sick one of the men to kill it, the spider dropped. The second the spider was out of my shirt and I saw it fly back towards the couch I ran to the opposite side of the room and hyperventilated. My hubby di...

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Me vs. Our New Printer (a.k.a. me screwing up technology). | Wait, She Said What?

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Me vs Our New Printer (a.k.a. me screwing up technology). Posted in My I swear I have a brain moments. By LB @Wait, She Said What? Yeah, well that was a luxury our old printer took away. Instead, we would have to hand feed it one sheet at a time. Its stay here has come to an end though. Eat that you piece of shit HP printer! At least it was for the whole 5 minutes it lasted. Now I keep getting a message that says the “. Printer is not responding. So I have to wait until the technology whisperer (a.k&...

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A man fell in love with a dolphin. No, really. | Wait, She Said What?

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A man fell in love with a dolphin. No, really. Posted in Things not safe for work - so read this and get fired. By LB @Wait, She Said What? Why do so many of the weirdest stories I write about come out of Florida? I’ve managed to find yet another story about a man getting way too intimate with animals. If you don’t remember the other one then go to the post about the man molesting the cows. Oh look how cute, I love dolphins! 8221; No. He met one at an amusement park and. As in a relationship. Malcolm Bre...

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Update on my disaster of a kitchen and our battle with Lowe’s. | Wait, She Said What?

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Update on my disaster of a kitchen and our battle with Lowe’s. Posted in Our New House. By LB @Wait, She Said What? I sort of have my kitchen back. More specifically I have a dishwasher that is where it belongs and works. What a concept huh? Look at my new best friend! We still have two holes in our basement ceiling from where we had to cut to access the leaking water line. Aren’t they pretty? PS: The things you guys say in the comments just makes me love you all! Little Girl Big Glasses. November 12, 20...

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