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Fast and Dumb: The Inmate Extraction: Part One
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, March 05, 2005. The Inmate Extraction: Part One. We’re doing an inmate extraction today, Jason says. An inmate extraction means, a bunch of guards have to enter a cell to subdue and remove a problem inmate. Amusingly, it’s usually because they don’t want to leave the prison. It’s Roberts, that fucking bastard. They finally transferred him to KP, Jason says. I’m not a guard. I work in the finance of...
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The Macek Collective: June 2005
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Senseless rage fueled by alcohol and stupidity. Saturday, June 25, 2005. Children of The Macek Collective playground. I'd like to thank all of you who made this bad habit of mine a fun one, but for a variety of reasons, it's time for me to close this internet black hole. I had hoped that The Macek Collective would truly become a place where any fucklenut could play. Thanks to all of those who sent minions and story ideas. Consider following this man. If he and Rico The Squirrel weren't already stuffed in...
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Fast and Dumb: Colin's Birthday Wish
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Friday, March 11, 2005. And everybody claps. He’s with his dad, Uncle Greg, and his big sister Jessica. It’s Sunday. Collie, mommy is going to be away for a while, his dad told him last night at lights-out. She’s sick, and she needed to go to the hospital to get well. She’ll be back soon, he said. Colin asked. He wasn’t sure. Because this one time? About a year ago? Goodnight, son. His father closed the door.
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Fast and Dumb: On Vacation
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Friday, July 29, 2005. I'll be back in a few days. Not sure how many though. Posted by Wardo at 7/29/2005 07:54:00 AM. Suffice to say it wasn't a bonfire, it was our damn cabin. It totally sucked in every conceivable way as everything was hand written and not on a laptop. I feel your pain man. I'd really appreciate it. Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you! I have a loan rate.
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Fast and Dumb: Steve Has an Idea
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, January 15, 2005. Steve Has an Idea. Fuck, I’m tired, babe. Where’s the water? Those tacos we had rocked, Steve said. He put his hands behind his head. I mean, where do we go anymore to get a taco? Steve was still slightly buzzed on beer and full of beans. C’mere, baby! Lemme see that hairy taco! SteveI have to work tomorrow! What is it, Steve? I mean, can you check? Sure honcome on, up, Andrea instruc...
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Fast and Dumb: Looking in the Mirror
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, July 16, 2005. Looking in the Mirror. I don't know if I should contribute any longer to my blog. I've been asking myself, what's the point? One blog in millions. I sit in front of the computer to write something for people to read, but why do I do it? These are my standard blog entries:. Why are they worth writing about? So many hours spent writing something that didn't improve my abilities whatsoever.
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Fast and Dumb: Bless You
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Thursday, September 15, 2005. I'm allergic to dust, so when I opened the file today - it was dusty - it set me off again. And she always "blesses" me when I sneeze. And since I sneeze a lot during the day, I'm getting blessed a lot. Also, what do you do when you are "blessed" after you sneeze? At least she doesn't say, "Gesundheit." Many people don't know this, but if you say "Gesundheit" after a sneeze, wha...
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Fast and Dumb: Billy and the eBay Caper: Part One
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Wednesday, April 20, 2005. Billy and the eBay Caper: Part One. It may be a few months since I last worked. My show is on! Nonsense, it's not even 7 o'clock yet. I think a boob will be on soon. The show might be on already! Silence, you ass. Your show is on at 7:30 anyway. No it isn't. (pause) Okay, there was no boob, can you change it now? Hurry up, goddammit! All right, I'm done. (channel flip). And the man has...
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Fast and Dumb: Greatest All-Time Daydream
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Tuesday, July 12, 2005. The scene: an aerial view of the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, the roof illuminated in the dark by a series of spotlights. The Toronto Maple Leafs insignia can be seen on the roof. Outside the arena, tense groups of fans in hockey sweaters wander around, waving to outside cameras.]. Going to be decided tonight. Tie score! Between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Detroit Red Wings. What a h...