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I Am Too Fat For My French Horn. I am too fat for my French horn,. Too burdened on the lungs. To inhale and exhale enough. I breathe just enough. But want more, to breathe more. I am too fat for the swings at the park. Where I whirled with my girls. When they were younger. I am too fat for my wedding dress. I wore when I was younger, too. There were jeans I slid on day after day. But I am too fat for my old jeans. They hung in my closet until dust caked the fold. And I gave them away,. And I mean it.

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I Am Too Fat For My French Horn. I am too fat for my French horn,. Too burdened on the lungs. To inhale and exhale enough. I breathe just enough. But want more, to breathe more. I am too fat for the swings at the park. Where I whirled with my girls. When they were younger. I am too fat for my wedding dress. I wore when I was younger, too. There were jeans I slid on day after day. But I am too fat for my old jeans. They hung in my closet until dust caked the fold. And I gave them away,. And I mean it.

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I Am Too Fat For My French Horn. I am too fat for my French horn,. Too burdened on the lungs. To inhale and exhale enough. I breathe just enough. But want more, to breathe more. I am too fat for the swings at the park. Where I whirled with my girls. When they were younger. I am too fat for my wedding dress. I wore when I was younger, too. There were jeans I slid on day after day. But I am too fat for my old jeans. They hung in my closet until dust caked the fold. And I gave them away,. And I mean it.

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Random Tales: December 2008

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Once Their Was A Spider. Maddy pulled into the driveway that curved around the flowerbed where the lamppost was planted, and she turned off the car. Mrs. Henderson had not arrived yet, so she decided to sit and wait with the windows rolled down and with the chilly October breeze reaching into the front seat and making her wish she’d worn a warmer jacket. 8220;You must be Marlene’s daughter. I’m Mrs. Henderson. Call me Janine.”. The two women stepped through the front door, and Maddy followed her host as ...

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On Her Way to the Square- Short Story. Kathryn pulled the door handle toward her; the movement of the hinges waking the brass bell of the coffee shop. The old man at the corner table and the regulars at the counter all turned in her direction. They couldn’t help themselves—the ringing bell signaled a new customer, and they all wanted to see who was about to join them for the first cup of the day. Bob poured another cup, and everyone in the shop waited for Julia to ring the bell. 8220;Here you go, Daryl&#...

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Random Tales: November 2008

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My Memaw and Granddaddy didn’t bother with a Christmas tree for just the two of them. They had a potted palm in the living room, and sometimes Memaw would hang wrapped candy canes on its few stalky branches. That palm was the one living thing in the house that served to filter the air while Granddaddy took drags from his unfiltered Pall Malls. He smoked them chainlike, lighting up one after another even though he never took more than a few puffs from any one cigarette. You look out a window or step out t...

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Random Tales: Wait, Summer!

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I have always said this—. I love the change of seasons. And I mean it. But just now I am clinging to Summer. By its ankles as it pivots toward the door. And leaves the room. I call as I tighten my grip around its shin bone,. And it pulls me across the floor,. Bunching up the summer rug beneath me,. The green grass, snapdragons and sprawled out oregano now in folds. It's about to drag me through. Crunchy leaves and spiked acorns and withering herbs. So I plant my feet flatly against the door frame,.

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Tuesday, April 7. The Most Absolutely Amazing Musical Instrument. Is the human voice! Monday, April 6. Reaching for the Light. Tiny and dying but still-powerful stars called pulsars spin like crazy and light up their surroundings, often with ghostly glows. So it is with PSR B1509-58, which long ago collapsed into a sphere just 12 miles in diameter after running out of fuel. And what a strange scene this one has created. The scene, which spans 150 light-years, is about 17,000 light years away, so what we ...

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Thursday, November 22. The Cat-astrophe of the Infamous One-legged Turkey. It was just another routine Thanksgiving Day. We had planned to sleep in (only a little), have breakfast, roast a wonderous 25 pound bird, and take said gobbler to the home of DL’s (my wife at that time) parents for a grand feast later that afternoon. Everything was going exactly as planned – until, that is, we awakened. Leak, but water; coming from…where? Checking the turkey the previous evening, we had deduced two things: (1) it...

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This Life's Tenor: What a Wonderful World

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Sunday, February 8. What a Wonderful World. For Catsinger and Miz Minka, who both seem to be having a tough time of it recently despite being exemplary cat people. Hope this lifts your collective spirits, if only a wee bit. Thanks UnklePhil.I probably wouldn't recognize the good places if there weren't any rough spots.:D. February 9, 2009 at 2:17 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. What a Wonderful World. Confessions of a Carioca. First, keep your eyes and ears open;.

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Friday, January 9. Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him 'playing church' with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water! Johnny looked up at her and said, 'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'.

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This Life's Tenor: March 2008

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Thursday, March 13. Dragonbug recently dared me to post my "brainscan" from brainscannr.com; could I possibly refuse this humble request? I tried quite a few and have herein posted two - very different indeed - scans. I have chosen to ignore the dreamingly content/shit-for-brains scan that I have a hunch was the one to which my "friend" alluded. Oh, and call me "Felipe", please. I'm not sure "Unkle Phil" fits. Tuesday, March 4. When Grand Central Stood Still. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Sunday, February 8. What a Wonderful World. For Catsinger and Miz Minka, who both seem to be having a tough time of it recently despite being exemplary cat people. Hope this lifts your collective spirits, if only a wee bit. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. What a Wonderful World. Confessions of a Carioca. Grasshopper, the three secrets of life are as follows:. First, keep your eyes and ears open;. Second, don't tell everything you know.

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Wednesday, March 25. Draw Me a Picture; I Don't Understand! This is now the third "Brain Scan" I've completed (although I must admit, the ever-harder-to-spot draggingfly dragged me into the other two). I must admit, these things offer a wonderful, though temporary, refuge from the serious stuff of everyday life. Thanks for the break, ladies! Your Brain Usage Profile:. All in all, you are likely to be quite content with yourself and your style although at times it will not necessarily be appreciated by ot...

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Friday, January 9. Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him 'playing church' with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water! Johnny looked up at her and said, 'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'.

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Wednesday, March 25. Draw Me a Picture; I Don't Understand! This is now the third "Brain Scan" I've completed (although I must admit, the ever-harder-to-spot draggingfly dragged me into the other two). I must admit, these things offer a wonderful, though temporary, refuge from the serious stuff of everyday life. Thanks for the break, ladies! Your Brain Usage Profile:. All in all, you are likely to be quite content with yourself and your style although at times it will not necessarily be appreciated by ot...

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