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Sammownes the Egg: June 2006
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My name is Sammownes. I am an egg. Thursday, June 29, 2006. I got this postcard in the mail and I am very scared. Posted by Raymond at 11:13 PM. Friday, June 16, 2006. Every time I get takeout at my neighborhood Chinese restaurant, the guy behind the counter gives me an odd crooked smirk whilst handing over the plastic bag with its yummy contents. I am troubled by this odd smirk; Should I be worried that the fellow might be tampering, somehow, with my eggrolls? Restless in the Rotunda. Personally I like ...
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Sammownes the Egg: April 2007
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My name is Sammownes. I am an egg. Wednesday, April 25, 2007. I heard a rumor my blog was done. guess again, motherf* *ers! Can't hold me down. A friend told me one of the reasons they tried to 'cancel' my blog was that it was too childish, or it was boring because I was always too "nice." Well, look at me now! In this simple line drawing I am presenting an unmistakably hostile hand gesture! Not at you, though. I like you. ; ) sincere wink! Http:/ www.bioone.org/perlserv/? Posted by Raymond at 3:15 PM.
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Sammownes the Egg: October 2006
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My name is Sammownes. I am an egg. Thursday, October 12, 2006. Hello friends. We have our first two official applications for the $4 "Sammownes Cares 2 Share $4" grant. I am very excited for these great organizations to tell us what they do. Let's let them tell you about them:. Please donate your $4 to the Birds for Nerds charity. The attached images show the effect your money can have on a nerd. This poor chap was very lonely, sad, and silly looking. But after he was given some birds he was neve. Nobody...
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Letter Head: January 2007
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Monday, January 29, 2007. From the Corporate Files of Flantek, Inc, pt IV. Sent: Friday, December 1, 2006 2:55 PM. Monday, January 22, 2007. From the Corporate Files of Flantek, pt III. Sent: Friday, December 1, 2006 2:50 PM. I was trying to be a little more subtle than that so I can see why it may have eluded you what with your newly apparent (previously repressed? Tuesday, January 16, 2007. From the Corporate Files of Flantek, Inc, Pt II.
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Letter Head: August 2006
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Thursday, August 03, 2006. The morning drizzle's tiny like the tears of hummingbirds. A cloud is like a dream; a fart's a cloud of tiny turds. Walter Pearly Wescott (1838-1848). Pungent like your farts after too much. How could a scene of such profound visual beauty. Flagellate one's sensibilities like so many long tendrils. Of hard unyielding truth? The flowers look like painted whores,. Than a "sensual massage" for less than the price.
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Letter Head: Closing Windows
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Thursday, June 21, 2007. Don't close your browser window. When you feel me walking by. This is that type of office. But I'm not that type of guy. You don't need to close your browser window. When I walk behind your desk. This is that type of office but. I'm not that type of worker. It's true I do my job sometimes. I don't know how to not do. But I'm sure that I would rather be. Wherever you would rather be. If you are online shoe-shopping.
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Letter Head: Needs work
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Friday, September 26, 2008. Imagine the sum of the hours I put in. Beginning at nine when I first put my foot in. The door of the office where most of my life is. A series of emails and phone calls and coffees. Imagine the sum of the fruit of my labors. A series of rote tasks and routine behaviors. And ersatz accomplishments tending towards abstractions. Additions, subtractions, multiple meetings and. Memos directed at practically no one.
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Letter Head: December 2006
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Wednesday, December 20, 2006. A Great Holiday Recipe. Clever cooks have put down the old recipe and held on to its central innovation: the revolutionary technique of whole-animal layering. I've tried several of these recipes and I've chosen one which is ideal for a large holiday gathering, because of its size and dramatic presentation. Not to mention the layers upon layers of great flavor! 1 turkey, plucked and cleaned. 1 elephant, cleaned.
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Letter Head: From the Corporate Files of Flantek, pt III
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Monday, January 22, 2007. From the Corporate Files of Flantek, pt III. Sent: Friday, December 1, 2006 2:50 PM. I was trying to be a little more subtle than that so I can see why it may have eluded you what with your newly apparent (previously repressed? Hangups about whatever semantic loneliness you feel is inherent in anything other than the most explicit kind of communication. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Letter Head: April 2007
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Recipes and stories featuring letters, symbols, and units of time. Wednesday, April 04, 2007. PG-13 Poems About Blackbirds. With shaking leaves, the maple branches seem to coo and cluck;. Spring is in the air, and all the blackbirds want to f*ck. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). PG-13 Poems About Blackbirds. Half-norwegian, half-jewish, all-american, middle-man. View my complete profile.