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AXB Enterprises: AXB Enterprises is transforming
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Thursday, December 10, 2009. AXB Enterprises is transforming. Via Look At This Frakking Geekster. Via Like Neely O'Hara. These Pro Wrestlers are dead. Benoit I remember, but Test died? I had no idea. How big is the Internet you ask? Where did Craig find couches, handjobs, and house swaps before he made his list? The coolest USB Flash Drive I've EVER seen. 1 Make String Cheese. The world record for naked people in a tree is 13. How do I know this? Naked World Records of course. NSFW. View from the Bathroom.
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AXB Enterprises: We're back Bitches!
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010. So what. We've taken 6 months off. Now we are trying to reinvigorate the website before we completely retrofit this golf cart and turn it into a beautiful butterfly. We also plan to learn how to properly use a metaphor. As our return we bring you a former fat man with bad teeth and poor acting skills who turned into a still-not-skinny yet smaller than John Popper man with bad teeth playing a thin man with an Asian. It's Green Hornet time! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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AXB Enterprises: Get it? It's a social statement on oil dependency!
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Friday, June 26, 2009. It's a social statement on oil dependency! Daybreakers is an expanded scene from Blade turned into a political statement about the nation's dependency on foreign oil, starring Willem Defoe.I smell Oscar*! Only because they expanded it to 10 nominees though. That just means more shitty foreign films. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex Academy Awards. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The world of Alistair Xavier Booya. Those Who Have Witnessed Greatness.
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AXB Enterprises: Mortal Kombat:Rebirth
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010. Sure it's not a real movie, but aren't those sometimes the best movies? With the epic line of unsatisfactory remakes and rebirths and reimaginings coming into theaters(see The Wolfman, Robin Hood, Get Him to the Greek) it's nice to see a short film actually do justice to the franchise. Just look, the best Batman film is Dead End, and the best LotR is The Hunt for Gollum. Now, we get this. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex Batman. Get Him to the Greek.
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AXB Enterprises: FOUND!
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009. Something is falling from the skies over New York City's Central Park. Go-To PT No. 1:. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex attack. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The world of Alistair Xavier Booya. Death is certain. You are going to die someday and it will not be pleasant. AXB is certain. I will be inside you like stds and religion. You can't escape, and I will consume your being. I am become Alistair Xavier Booya. The Destroyer of Worlds".
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AXB Enterprises: All Saints Day was rescheduled to October 30, 2009
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Thursday, September 3, 2009. All Saints Day was rescheduled to October 30, 2009. It's about God damn time! Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day finally has a trailer, it's Red Band, and we have it. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex aequitas. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The world of Alistair Xavier Booya. Death is certain. You are going to die someday and it will not be pleasant. I am become Alistair Xavier Booya. The Destroyer of Worlds". Those Who Have Witnessed Greatness.
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AXB Enterprises: Kate Gosselin puts out...
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Monday, June 15, 2009. Kate Gosselin puts out. We have been activly updating and expanding View from the Bathroom. And neglecting you here at AXB Enterprises. Therefore as we can't find the remote and too lazy to get up and change the channel we are watching Jon and Kate Plus 8, we devote this post to the angry Milf that is Kate Gosselin. Born on March 28, 1975 she has 8 kids, so you know her frigid ass has put out at least twice. Enjoy. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex Aaden. Kate Gosseli...
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AXB Enterprises: "Can you make the speech bubbles more… edgy?"
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Saturday, December 12, 2009. Can you make the speech bubbles more… edgy? Title via Clients From Hell. 10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won't Admit:. 1 Elvis is dead. 2 Jesus was not White. 3 Rap music is here to stay. 4 Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5 Skinny does not equal sexy. 6 Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7 A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 8 N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9 An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
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AXB Enterprises: RUN FOR THE HILLS! No, HIGHER hills! We're all gonna die!!! Wolverines!!!!
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Thursday, June 18, 2009. RUN FOR THE HILLS! No, HIGHER hills! We're all gonna die! 2012surprisingly being released in 2009. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex 2012. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The world of Alistair Xavier Booya. Death is certain. You are going to die someday and it will not be pleasant. AXB is certain. I will be inside you like stds and religion. You can't escape, and I will consume your being. I am become Alistair Xavier Booya. The Destroyer of Worlds".
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AXB Enterprises: It's DefenDOR. Like Inglourious Basterds, because misspelling is cool.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009. It's DefenDOR. Like Inglourious Basterds, because misspelling is cool. Woody Harrelson has a history of late of playing crazy people. 2012, Zombieland, and now Defendor. The upcoming 3 Doors Down music video turned film. As ridiculous as it seems, my Pedobear senses are tingling about Kat Dennings possibly playing a hooker, so I shall watch. Religion, Politics, Pop Culture, TV, Music, Sex elias koteas. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The world of Alistair Xavier Booya.
