themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: Naked Ives
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/naked-ives_17.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. Hello i`m Orrible Oliver and welcome to a special Christmas Eve edition of Naked Ives.Tonight is going to be a show with a festive feel as i attempt to recreate a typical WN5 Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.Fuckin pukka eh? I must point out that under no circumstances will i be cooking a Christmas cake or plum duff because not only are they wank but they also take about 3 months to make.Fuck that for a game of old soldiers! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The thou...
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: stealin your best mates wife by mike duff
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/stealin-your-best-mates-wife-by-mike.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. Stealin your best mates wife by mike duff. Ever heard "the beautiful tennessee waltz"? The Beautiful Openshaw Weed. I was smokin with my darlin. A beautiful openshaw weed. An while we were smokin. My best mate i happened to see. An i passed him the lit ganja. An while we were smokin. My best mate stole my wife from me. Yes i remember the night on the openshaw weed. Only i know how much i have lost. Cos i lost my darlin wife. The night we were smokin. A beautiful openshaw weed.
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: December 2008
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008_12_01_archive.html
Friday, 19 December 2008. The Mudhutter February 2009. The next ezine will go online around about 18th February 2009 - so if we say 11th February 2009 for deadlines. As usual anything and everything will do. Needless to say we pay fuck all, 99% of Wigan ignores it but it's had over 6000 individual hits in the last two months so somebody out there is reading it. It’s what everyone will be saying soon isn’t it? We throw more money at them! Want a better NHS? A pay increase for those brave fireman? Given th...
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: Miss Mudhutter - come on it's Christmas and we like Courtney....
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/miss-mudhutter-come-on-its-christmas.html
Saturday, 13 December 2008. Miss Mudhutter - come on it's Christmas and we like Courtney. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Mudhutter February 2009. Whatever happened to Christmas boozing? Trees, tinsel and scrotum sacks. The Death of Christmas. And on the seventh day God created. My heart lies in old West Virginia. Stealin your best mates wife by mike duff. Sonnets of Wigan No 2 - Platt Bridge. Miss Mudhutter - come on its Christmas and we lik. Ho Ho Ho Merry Humbug. Finton’s Festive Faves. At thi...
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: The Temptations
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/temptations.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. A strange night all in all, anyone who knows my musical preferences knows of my love and passion for all things Temptation. This was the fourth time I've seen the group since 2003, this rated somewhere near the bottom not due to the group but a truly terrible concert going crowd at the Apollo. Over the last decade The Temptations have performed on the same bill as The Four Tops as part of the T&T tours and usually to packed arenas i.e. The MEN, Sheffield Arena, NIC etc. I'll ...
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: .... and on the seventh day God created.....
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/breakfast-in-bed.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. And on the seventh day God created. The North West of England. There, I’ve said it, and I’m fucked if I’m going to apologise for it. Do we, or do we not live in the greatest region on the planet? Anyway, if the lamp doesn’t work then get down to your local pound shop and buy a job lot of lighters and candles to illuminate your mind. Failing that get a job lot of paracetamol and do away with yourself, basking in the glory of a cheap North West of England death. And on the seve...
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: Sonnets of Wigan No 2 - Platt Bridge
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/sonnets-of-wigan-part-2-platt-bridge.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. Sonnets of Wigan No 2 - Platt Bridge. And did those feet in ancient time. Walk upon Wigan’s Hindley Green? And was the holy Richard Ashcroft. On Wigan's pleasant pastures seen? And did Victoria Wines. Shine forth upon dog shit hills? And was Platt Bridge builded here. On a diet of powder and pills? Bring me my bag of smack! Bring me my syringe of desire! Bring me my spoon! O acid and crack! Colin Wellands chariots of fire! I will not cease from mental fight,. The Bard of Wigan.
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: Ho Ho Ho Merry Humbug
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/ho-ho-ho-merry-humbug.html
Wednesday, 10 December 2008. Ho Ho Ho Merry Humbug. For some reason, it seems these days that the weather isn’t as good as it just to be. Now I certainly don’t remember any Bing style white Christmases, but I remember Christmas Day being bright and crisp, these days, it just seems dull and damp. Or are we back to the tele again there. Http:/ www.tripsonglue.co.uk/. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Mudhutter February 2009. Whatever happened to Christmas boozing? Trees, tinsel and scrotum sacks.
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: Trees, tinsel and scrotum sacks
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/trees-tinsel-and-scrotum-sacks_17.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. Trees, tinsel and scrotum sacks. I spent many an happy hour as a kid watching my mother bring the decorations down from the cubbyhole in her room.Each year I'd watch as she would wrap a small waste paper bin in Christmas paper before asking my Dad to fill it with sand. Then out she came! Oh and another thing. There was only one other house on Norley besides ours that had one of those garland things on the front door. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The Death of Christmas.
themudhutter.blogspot.com
The Mudhutter: My heart lies in old West Virginia
http://themudhutter.blogspot.com/2008/12/my-heart-lies-in-old-west-virginia.html
Wednesday, 17 December 2008. My heart lies in old West Virginia. 8220;Well I said goodbye to Rosie Rooke this morning,. I'm gonna miss her bloodshot alcoholic eyes,. She wore her Sunday hat so she'd impress me,. I'm gonna carry her memory 'til the day I die. Cos I'm a Muswell Hillbilly boy,. But my heart lies in old West Virginia,. Never seen New Orleans, Oklahoma, Tennessee,. Still I dream of the Black Hills that I ain't never seen.”. The filth is here – never when you want one, eh? Shocked into action ...
