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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 03.07
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. I don't wanna wait. Just so you all know, Matt and I are spending our Sunday morning watching TIVO'ed reruns of. We're watching the one where the whole gang goes to a typical Capeside rave, complete with fruit platters to keep the hungry glowstick dancers satisfied. As Matt says, "Less chatter. More Andy freaking out.". Posted by quank at 12:34 PM. If the kettle's black. Posted by quank at 11:39 PM. St Louis, MO. My MySpace, Bitches.
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 09.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Not a stereotype; just a fact. I've been trying to avoid writing about my daily experiences in a high school, although Lord knows I could write lengthy posts about the hilarity that ensues on a regular basis. However, this particular story is too funny to keep from you. Episode starring Vivica Fox. In the episode, a man travels back in time after an accident and wakes up the day before Dr. King is going to be shot in Memphis. It's no...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 12.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. You can punch me in the face, if you want. Today I braved the absolute hell that is the mall immediately after the holidays. Sidenote: Can this leggings trend please go away? I'm jealous of all the cute little skinny, flat-chested whores that get to step out looking like Lohanminal. Can I help you? Uhh, yeah. Can I get any smoothie I want without the yogurt, just the fruit? Of course. You can get anything you want.". But, I didn't pu...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 06.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Posted by quank at 11:26 AM. In the dark no one can hear you sweat. My first perk as a writer on the website was two tickets to the SOUND team concert last night at the Hi-Pointe. Roomie Jables is a fan, and I asked him to join. They were about $10 each, but hey. They were free. And Beatle Bob was there. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin was the. Opening act, and surprisingly, they didn't suck. Posted by quank at 2:54 PM. Carrot ...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 01.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Little golden naked guys. Were announced this morning. Speaking ignorantly because I haven't seen all of the nominated films.I will say I'm surprised here and there. Random musings:. Was nominated for Best Picture; I thought the film was thought-provoking and a really cool idea, but it missed a titch. Great acting, though. I hereby state that my day has been made perfect because "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" from. He is still pisse...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 04.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. A new twist on an old game. Let's play "The Name Game." You must pick which lovely gal of the same name you'd rather "get with" by song lyrics alone. Fine female #1: Gloria. Do you take Van Morrisson's Gloria? Did I tell you about my baby? Well, she comes around. From her head to the ground. Makes me feel so good. Makes me feel alright. Or do you take Laura Branigan's Gloria? Gloria, how's it gonna go down? Fine female #2: Jolene.
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 07.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Get me the hell off the bus, Gus. Yesterday was one of the weirdest/longest/funniest/most annoying days I've had in awhile. Well, since the first night our power went out, which really wasn't that long ago. I felt like I was in the movie. Or some other flick where everything goes wrong. No, my cell phone stopped working while in Chicago. I had nothing to do to kill time except take pictures of potholes and truckers. When we finally g...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 02.07
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Blog taking a backseat. I promise that I will have loads of blog action this summer when school is not in session. Until then, I'll tell you a kid sneezed so hard in class that he farted, and I'll also share this reading material with you:. Fuck, Marry, or Kill. Did the Oscars Make You Grouchy? 12 Questions with Guster. Posted by quank at 12:56 AM. 12 Questions with Joshua Radin. Posted by quank at 1:22 PM. Can anything be done?
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 11.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. I think I have a touch of OCD. I like things perfectly aligned. Perpendicular or parallel. Labels facing forward. This isn't a matter of preference. This is a matter of I-won't-stop-until-things-are-perpendicular-or-parallel. Posted by quank at 9:06 PM. In related news, it's Jables' birthday. Wish him a happy one and spank him on the ass if you get a chance. Posted by quank at 9:14 AM. Hair today, gone today. It pays to be young, hot...
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I'm a Walking Contradiction: 03.06
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I'm a Walking Contradiction. I contradict myself. And I walk sometimes. Elmer, Jan, and Bambi's mom. Also, I remember I walked over to Elmer's one time and my little boots got stuck in the mud. I couldn't move at all. I just stood there until someone found me. Posted by quank at 6:58 PM. There's a first time for everything. Posted by quank at 3:12 PM. Screener McScreenalot: Shut the hell up. Posted by quank at 4:43 PM. Well, isn't that special? So, I would accept, she would read, explain in a sentence wh...
