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Freakishly Above Average: Forget the Family Doctor...We're Going Medieval on This Disease and Calling The Barber!
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011. Forget the Family Doctor.We're Going Medieval on This Disease and Calling The Barber! A year into our marriage (2002) my husband Matt and I were faced with the first of many trials to shake the foundations of our marriage. Matt was diagnosed with a Butt Cut. He was assessing the level of Matt's denial by seeing how Matt would answer. Would Matt enthusiastically show him a picture of then-popular Russell Crowe that he had clipped out of People magazine? 7) I must make a list of all...
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Freakishly Above Average: April 2011
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011. Worst Guest. Ever. 2:08 am Flat Stanley is well into his late-night binge of Canadian Beer and The Jersey Shore Marathon}. 4:38 am Flat Stanley loses his bearings and in his confusion ends up in the Study}. 4:55 am Flat Stanely decides to operate heavy machinery for amusement.}. 4:56 am Flat Stanley.errrr. Shredded Stanley's remains.}. Images are a dramatization of events. No Flat Stanleys were harmed in the making of this blog. Wednesday, April 13, 2011. Blast from the Past.
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Freakishly Above Average: Freak of Nature
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011. I recently had a conversation with my husband, Matt, that triggered an epiphany. He insists that he is "tall". I am nearly 5'9. For a woman, that. Is TALL. I tower over most of my friends.maybe even some of their husbands. And my husband is certainly taller than I am. But when I think TALL (for a man), I think 6 foot 2 or 3. Anyway, we were having one of our routine debates over his tallness. Was he actually tall or merely above average? I was a statistician for crying out loud!
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Freakishly Above Average: May 2011
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Wednesday, May 4, 2011. Forget the Family Doctor.We're Going Medieval on This Disease and Calling The Barber! A year into our marriage (2002) my husband Matt and I were faced with the first of many trials to shake the foundations of our marriage. Matt was diagnosed with a Butt Cut. He was assessing the level of Matt's denial by seeing how Matt would answer. Would Matt enthusiastically show him a picture of then-popular Russell Crowe that he had clipped out of People magazine? 7) I must make a list of all...
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Freakishly Above Average: Blast from the Past
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011. Blast from the Past. I ran across an old essay I had written. Matt would LOVE for you to read this excerpt. 8221; I immediately felt guilty since he was so sick. My eyes scanned the tile floor. I needed to assess the damage so I could estimate the amount of cleaning products and time I would need to return to the bathroom to its disinfected state. I returned to the sink to finish brushing my teeth. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Along Came the Bird.
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Freakishly Above Average: This Post is Rated PG-13 for Language
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Friday, March 25, 2011. This Post is Rated PG-13 for Language. So some of you may want proof that my babies are indeed geniuses. When Autumn was 15 months old she spelled her first word. (see below). Lorelai has followed in her big sisters footsteps:. March 26, 2011 at 10:59 PM. Pure geniuses. No question. March 31, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. Confessions of a Pioneer Woman Ree Drummond. My Kids Say I'm Silly. Along Came the Bird. It CAN be done!
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Freakishly Above Average: Worst. Guest. Ever.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011. Worst Guest. Ever. 2:08 am Flat Stanley is well into his late-night binge of Canadian Beer and The Jersey Shore Marathon}. 4:38 am Flat Stanley loses his bearings and in his confusion ends up in the Study}. 4:55 am Flat Stanely decides to operate heavy machinery for amusement.}. 4:56 am Flat Stanley.errrr. Shredded Stanley's remains.}. Images are a dramatization of events. No Flat Stanleys were harmed in the making of this blog. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). It CAN be done!
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Freakishly Above Average: March 2011
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Friday, March 25, 2011. This Post is Rated PG-13 for Language. So some of you may want proof that my babies are indeed geniuses. When Autumn was 15 months old she spelled her first word. (see below). Lorelai has followed in her big sisters footsteps:. Monday, March 21, 2011. My second daughter, Lorelai, just celebrated her 6th birthday this past week. I think my friends would agree when I describe her as. Don't get me wrong. The last six years have NOT been magical. Or "Am I going to put a ribbon on your...
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Freakishly Above Average: Lorelai's Birthday
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Monday, March 21, 2011. My second daughter, Lorelai, just celebrated her 6th birthday this past week. I think my friends would agree when I describe her as. This should not be confused with Charlie Sheen's self-description of being from another terrestrial realm.) I'm almost certain she is an angel sent from heaven to study the human race.and maybe to share a little light from above? Don't get me wrong. The last six years have NOT been magical. This silly game would replace her meltdown with bubbly laugh...