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January 2013
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Wednesday, January 30, 2013. Things I learned about my husband by looking through his iPhone pictures. January 30, 2013. Okay, I’ll admit, I didn't really learn anything new about my husband. The photos just confirmed what I already. And cars that go very fast:. Oh and more tractors:. And he doesn’t totally hate my cat:. Although he loooves his dog:. And of course Crown Royal. And there you have it! I wonder what my phone photos would say about me? Saturday, January 26, 2013. Let sleeping cats lie. I had...
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April 2012
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Wednesday, April 18, 2012. Cruise Tip #3: how to swim a horse. April 18, 2012. Today we will give you instructions on how to "swim a horse." In 10 easy steps. Step #1: Realize that when the brochure says you will be swimming a horse, this means that you will be swimming. A horse. Not just gently prancing it across a shallow stream. Dress accordingly. Step #3: Find an idyllic river. Step #4: Find a horse that can swim. This one is important. Step #9: Make sure you point and laugh at all your friends and m...
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July 2012
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Saturday, July 14, 2012. Labels: house and home. Super Giant Fish at our Front Door. July 14, 2012. So, I just realized the Big Buck Hunter has been in our front entryway for OVER TWO YEARS. You can't quite tell here, but this thing is "to scale" meaning that fish is about 6 feet long. Note the Big Buck Hunter in the background. Tuesday, July 10, 2012. An Iowa Wedding: The Bachelorette Party. July 10, 2012. All in all, a successful party to celebrate the impending end of A-Star's single days. The bachelo...
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December 2012
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Thursday, December 13, 2012. December 13, 2012. It is a sad day when someone in the world needs a sign like this:. I mean, really, you had a question on where your used toilet paper should go? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Http:/ remotedanceinfo.blogspot.com. Something is digging in my flowerbed. Hint* and its not rabbits. What, oh what could it be? Here is my first clue: Hmmm. a bunch of feathers, OK. Here is my second . An Iowa Wedding: The Bachelorette Party. Cruise Tip #2: rednecks like big fishes.
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January 2012
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Friday, January 20, 2012. Worst Dentist. Appointment. Ever. January 20, 2012. I don't really mind going to the dentist. Usually. Heck, sometimes I even blog about it. But not this latest dentist visit. I pretty much left in tears, and not from any sort of dental work that they did. Arrive at dentist for scheduled appointment. Get ushered back to dental room and sit in chair. Teeth inspection. He pokes and prods my teeth for a bit with some fancy-looking gadgets. Then that's it. I'm told that the "con...
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October 2012
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Wednesday, October 31, 2012. 3 spooky foods and 1 wildly inappropriate pumpkin. October 31, 2012. Last weekend we attended a Halloween party at our friend Sleepy’s house. You’ve seen pictures of their house before, when there was a tortoise on the roof. Well, something you also should know is that Sleepy and his wife Mrs. Sleepy are expecting a baby. Like, any day now. And still felt motivated to host a Halloween party for all of their friends, bouncy castle and all. Here is the original photo:. While th...
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Attempting to make our house grown-up
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Thursday, August 30, 2012. Labels: house and home. Attempting to make our house grown-up. August 30, 2012. It's been almost 2 1/2 years since we bought this house. We also have what you might call, "furniture essentials." We have a couch, which is so comfortable all your friends and family start buying the same model and it may or may not suck you into a vortex of downy cushioned goodness. But today is a momentous day, folks. WE HAVE A BEDROOM SET. Like real grown-ups, y'all. Cruise Tip #2: rednecks like...
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May 2012
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Saturday, May 19, 2012. How to travel with big furniture and tiny cars. May 19, 2012. Today on the freeway I passed a mustang convertible, top down, with about 6 patio chairs crammed in the backseat at odd angles. The driver who, for some reason in all his 50 years of living did not have a better solution, must’ve figured that his wife holding on to the legs of one of the chairs counted adequately in place of a tie-down strap. This is not the actual TV). Seeing as how I had just moved, I had no friends o...
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Prank Of The Century
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Monday, August 15, 2011. Prank Of The Century. August 15, 2011. 8230; because that’s what good friends are for. We recently had some tenants vacate our rental house in Phoenix. Which is a very special story and deserves a blog post of its own, but what you need to know now is that, amongst the grime and broken furniture and non-functional cars and other trash that they left us, there was one really cool present:. A giant stone tortoise. As in, this thing weighs like 300 pounds of poured concrete, tortoise.
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It's like a showroom!
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Wednesday, October 03, 2012. Labels: house and home. It's like a showroom! October 03, 2012. Since our new bedroom set. Has finally arrived, and since my life seems to be so insanely full of things that when I actually find time to sit down and blog about it I draw a complete blank and end up posting nothing, I figured I would share with you the beauty and wonderment that is our new bedroom. With real furniture and everything. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Http:/ remotedanceinfo.blogspot.com. Last ...
