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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 09/01/2002 - 10/01/2002
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Friday, September 27, 2002. Totally Addicted To . Malt powder. Don't ask me why. I don't much care for ice cream, but put a little malt powder on it and I'll eat a whole tub of Breyer's! I tried sprinkling some on yogurt (to avoid all the fat and calories), but that tasted so craptastic that I won't be doing it again. Isn't it nice to know that you still learn things, even at my advanced age? Posted by art @ 7:34 AM. Thursday, September 26, 2002. Women, in mixed company, shoul...
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 11/01/2002 - 12/01/2002
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Friday, November 29, 2002. Boise was neither as bad as I feared it would be, nor as fun as I hoped it would be. But it was a lot more boring than I ever thought it could be. If the bulk of your landscape consists of different shades of grey and tan, why do you pick dun-colored stone for your state capitol building? Nary a potato was served at the dinner. What's the point of going to Idaho if they don't greet you with a lei made from potatoes when you get off of the plane?
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 06/01/2003 - 07/01/2003
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Saturday, June 28, 2003. I'm pretty sure I'd have lost my heart to one little fellow if I'd been able to touch him. That not being the case, I returned home and am now resting safely in my allergen-free (ha ha) house. Posted by art @ 9:27 PM. Tuesday, June 17, 2003. A Happy Bus Story. Why I smile every day on the bus (even if no one is talking about Bhucatan). And I feel I should tell you about it. Smile Every day, and broadly. Posted by art @ 7:39 PM. Thursday, June 12, 2003.
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 02/01/2003 - 03/01/2003
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Friday, February 28, 2003. For my Catholic brethren, who know about these things, I have unearthed this little treasure. If "Lenten meals create problems in your home," Ann Pillsbury has worked up a real treat. (Macaroni and cheese must be too good for this bitch and her persnickety brood.). I can hear the lesbians getting excited, but no.). 1 cup Pillsbury Extra Light Pancake Mix. 2 tbsp. chopped onion. 2 tbsp. chopped green pepper. 2 tbsp. butter. 1 can flaked tuna. Add egg ...
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 07/01/2003 - 08/01/2003
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Tuesday, July 29, 2003. Bus heat makes a lot of sense when you think about it. It definitely has its own properties. Bus heat is moist with the perspiration of a thousand sweating alcoholics. It is ripe with the odor of unwashed commuters. And it is mysteriously impervious to any cooling breezes. Are you getting the picture? We're currently experiencing a lot of bus heat in Seattle. Stay away, if you know what's good for you. Posted by art @ 10:29 PM. Sunday, July 27, 2003.
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 11/01/2006 - 12/01/2006
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. Cold, Day II. Or, How I Almost Died. My commute was a real treat this morning, let me tell you. My bus managed to jack-knife on the only remaining patch of ice on the streets of Magnolia. (This ice looks suspiciously like it originated from someone overwatering their plants. Perhaps it was just made to look that way, and. The Russian government is trying to bump me off? What will happen to us? Is this the apocalypse? Posted by art @ 1:35 PM. I wok...
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 08/01/2002 - 09/01/2002
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Friday, August 30, 2002. Whatevah . I do what I want! What are you supposed to do when your friend gets a new car, and you hate said new car? I, dissembler that I am, pretended to love it. But really, aren't SUV's just a tad irresponsible in this day and age (are you GOING. To use that much fuel? So, he gets this new Toyota RAV4, complete with spoiler (! News of my recovery may have been slightly premature. Posted by art @ 8:41 AM. Wednesday, August 28, 2002. So, I'm trying to...
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Artful Scheme of Happiness: 08/01/2007 - 09/01/2007
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Artful Scheme of Happiness. Saturday, August 11, 2007. Almost a month ago, my brother's wife had a son. Last night, my boyfriend's sister had a daughter. My own sister is 40 months pregnant (we in the real world reckon this number to be closer to 8 months, but she puts it at around 40 and we know by now not to argue with her) and hopes to give birth to a child as soon as possible. What gives? It's raining grasshopper babies. Labels: lack of commitment to celibacy. Posted by art @ 4:31 PM. Ma vie en rose.