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As the Force Turns: J.J. : Alone Time
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007. JJ : Alone Time. Hmmm… There doesn’t seem to be anyone around. And I mean no one. Wow I guess this emergency meeting of the Jedi’s called in everyone in the. Even Qui-Gon was asked to float in on it. I wonder what the trouble is? Oh well. I guess if I’m faced with spending a few hours alone in this big ol place, I only have one recourse left to me…. A Army Of (Cl)One. We have an issue with a lack of tissue. September 18, 2007 at 2:19 PM. September 18, 2007 at 3:13 PM. How did...
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As the Force Turns: JawaJuice: Timeshare at the Temple
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007. JawaJuice: Timeshare at the Temple. With our home gone, our brownie business lost, and hardly a credit to our name, Qui Gon and myself did the only thing two self-reliant beings could do. We see if a friend will let us crash with them. Qui insisted that Obi Wan would let us stay with him in the. I was a bit more hesitant. I still have vivid nightmares of the other time we had to stay with him. I gave a wary sideways glance to my companion but thought better to ask. After ol Be...
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As the Force Turns: August 2007
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Thursday, August 30, 2007. So here we are. Back on Coruscant. The busiest damn planet in the galaxy. I had forgotten how busy this place is. It’s amazing what a year cruising on the gigantic water planet of Tropic-0 will have on calming the ol nerves. Balmy breezes…golden sunsets…lush little islands where I can stick my tootsies in the warm sand. Oooooooh….sand….). And it just took one day back to completely shatter those lovely relaxed nerves. For those of you new to the exploits of Jawa Juice. Tropic-0...
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As the Force Turns: JawaJuice: Homecoming
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Thursday, August 30, 2007. So here we are. Back on Coruscant. The busiest damn planet in the galaxy. I had forgotten how busy this place is. It’s amazing what a year cruising on the gigantic water planet of Tropic-0 will have on calming the ol nerves. Balmy breezes…golden sunsets…lush little islands where I can stick my tootsies in the warm sand. Oooooooh….sand….). And it just took one day back to completely shatter those lovely relaxed nerves. For those of you new to the exploits of Jawa Juice. Tropic-0...
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As the Force Turns: Doofuses to the rescue!
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007. Doofuses to the rescue! High above Coruscant, on board his flag ship, the Invisible Touch, Count Dooku paces his private quarters and ponders his fate. Never, in the oily darkness that has surrounded me, have I faltered. Never had I lost my footing in the shadows. Nothing has swayed me since I was swallowed into the madness of the Dark Side. I have stood tall, commanding armies, training assassins, proudly fighting to balance the light and the dark. I suppose it is my lot in th...
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As the Force Turns: September 2007
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Monday, September 24, 2007. Spread out over the Republic the Jedi are. Stretched us thin the war has. Yet, arisen a dire situation has. The Council's immediate attention it demands. So called an emergency meeting was. Fellow members of the Council," I said, "relieved I am that come, so many of you could. Arisen, a very urgent matter has.". Sorry I'm late," Ki Adi Mundi's holographic transmission it was. Master Mundi," I said, "see through you, I can! Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Yes, well.". Get it, do you?
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As the Force Turns: Council of Doofuses
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Monday, September 24, 2007. Spread out over the Republic the Jedi are. Stretched us thin the war has. Yet, arisen a dire situation has. The Council's immediate attention it demands. So called an emergency meeting was. Fellow members of the Council," I said, "relieved I am that come, so many of you could. Arisen, a very urgent matter has.". Sorry I'm late," Ki Adi Mundi's holographic transmission it was. Master Mundi," I said, "see through you, I can! Hee hee hee hee hee hee! Yes, well.". Get it, do you?
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As the Force Turns: Dropping the Dooku
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Monday, October 22, 2007. In the midst of a terrible battle high above Coruscant, Two lone Jedi’s somehow…inexplicably entered the flag ship of Count Dooku without anyone noticing them. (See the question of the week). Now, deep inside the droid infested halls, Obi Wan and his padawan Anakin Skywalker (aka the chosen one, aka teh gangsta Jedi, aka Palpatine’s whipping boy…). 8220;Master, we gots ta get a move on it. Don’t you think you’ve had enough ‘spin-the-Jedi’ time? 8220;That an the dryer.”. 8220;Ah&...
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As the Force Turns: October 2007
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Monday, October 29, 2007. Flush with victory over the duel with Count Dooku, Anakin Skywalker saunters over to Padme’s home to tell her the good news. Where is you at? Have I got some super dope news to lay on you.”. You’re damn straight I am. Which is a damn sight better than I can say for that decrepit old Jedi I just ganked.”. 8220;You…killed Master Yoda? Oh hell no. Count Dooku. Ya know…the one that always smells of Old Spice and fish sticks.”. 8220;…Master Windu? 8220;No no. It was- Shoot! 8220;Anak...
