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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Friday, August 29, 2003. You know how at the end of a movie full of colorful characters, the essential plotlines are resolved and each situation gets proper closure? Don't you think the movie that is our college education should function in the same way? Don't you think this year should give a nice ending to the storylines? Resolve problems with exes, patch things up with estranged friends, get the guy/girl/horse? This past season "Columbia Hills, 65201" ...

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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Saturday, January 20, 2007. Art Buchwald's "I just died video" reminds me of Yule Brenner's video after he died. "I'm Yule Brenner, and I'm dead now, because I smoked cigarettes." Bill Hicks had a bit about Jim Fixx, the runner who died of a heart attack. His video should be, "I'm Jim Fixx, and I'm dead now. What the fuck happened? I guess it's stuck in my mind because I watched that stand-up last week. That and I'm obsessed with Bill Hicks. Not that it s...

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Joe Simmons. Comedian. Humorist. Loserist.: Love Hurts...Let Joe Simmons Be Your Anti-Bacterial Ointment

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Saturday, January 14, 2006. Love Hurts.Let Joe Simmons Be Your Anti-Bacterial Ointment. Relationships are difficult, yes. However, meeting someone special in order to get into a relationship in the first place is sometimes even more difficult. I cannot count the amount of times that lonely, quality single people have asked me, “Joe, will you please chew with your mouth closed? 8221; But sometimes they also ask me about relationships. I will NOT go on a date with you! I quit shopping there because of you!

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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Thursday, September 25, 2003. This past Tuesday, I was sick - 24 hour bug, mild flu, food poisoning or just plain ol' retribution from God - and it was apparent that I would not be in shape to make my graphics class. Furthermore, and much more important, I was probably not going to be able to make my graphics shift. Please don't let me puke on the phone! Shaffer," she said. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God! Ala Molly Ringwald in "Sixteen Candles" or "Pretty I...

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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Tuesday, January 28, 2003. Yo errybody, I got "Talk Back"/"Shout Out"/"Comments". Action now. At the end of the posts, you can click on "Holla! And it will give you the option to holla back. You best finsta holla, ya hear? And while you're at it, tell me all you know about "Godspeed You! Black Emperor." I don't get it. Okay, back to our lives. Thank you for the interruption. You're welcome to one anytime, and as we all know, I'm good at that. The season p...

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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Sunday, February 29, 2004. For 80 percent of you, if you were to hit ctrl F. And then type in your name, it would not find any mention of your name. This should be the case for:. Iowa Catholic girls with a penchant for copy editing, Bush-bashing, and ice cream. Wisconsin fans of that ol' Chicago team. Irish girls who like Shakespeare, the Redwings and commas. People whose surname rhymes with "crooks". People whose surname includes the sound "Rots". I bemo...

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White Boy Blog Party

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He fucking worked at Imo's. WHITE BOY BLOG PARTY. Wednesday, March 31, 2004. I know a great Italian restaurant not 200 miles from here.". Early early Thursday morning, Becca and I are taking a taxi to Liverpool Street where we will then hop on a train to Stansted. We are flying to Italy. While in Rome, I do hope I can pray with the Pope, and see if he'll ease up on the homos. I am quite fond of them homos, you know. And if not, I still imagine we'll have a good time. About Becca, my travel buddy:. Well, ...

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The Punchline Comedy Club: 12/01/2004 - 01/01/2005

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The Punchline Comedy Club. The Punchline Comedy Club is the most recognized name in Atlanta Comedy. We have been open since February 1982, now conveniently located at 3652 Roswell Road - Atlanta 30342. Shows weekly with the best comedians in the business. Private events and corporate events welcomed. www.punchline.com for tickets. Friday, December 31, 2004. Came by the club tonight and did a well received guest set. Posted by Jamie at 1:43 AM. Thursday, December 30, 2004. Take a Trip With Me Back to 1983.

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Joe Simmons. Comedian. Humorist. Loserist.: An Unexpected Message from my Mom

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015. An Unexpected Message from my Mom. My OCD got sick and tired of seeing the big red “347” over the Google Voice icon on my iPhone a few days ago. Yes, that means I had 347 new messages. Well, maybe “new” isn’t a good description for them. Some of them were from 2011. Clearly, I hate voicemail. Then I saw a message from Norlina P. Simmons. A message from my mom! I kept playing message after message. I desperately wanted to hear it. Finally, I played a message from April 18. Okay,...