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Mike's MoosRoom: July 2014
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Sometimes it's hard to be a Dad, a husband, a Catholic, a working class stiff, AND a Conservative Guy in New York State. But then again, sometimes it's kind of funny. Wednesday, July 23, 2014. Gone In 60 Minutes. Yes, it's true. I'm taking a few days off to enjoy the summer (here in Upstate New York, summer lasts about three weeks) and spending some time with my family. Yes, I'm taking time away from my computer, my work, and, my home state. While I am gone, feel free to write! Links to this post. The fi...
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Bud's: December 2013
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Tuesday, December 24, 2013. Ramblings Of A Retired Mind. I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that. Everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm. Wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue. Teeth, I think. You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people. Didn't like me anyway. Falling into your drawers! Monday, December 23, 2013.
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Bud's: November 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Sunday, November 16, 2014. Philosophers of this Century…. As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this. Rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. Is the only country where a significant proportion of the population. Having more money doesn't make you happier...
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Bud's: April 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Wednesday, April 30, 2014. Monday, April 28, 2014. Husband’s Text (by mobile phone):. 8220; Darling, I’ve been hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong. But fortunately it seems that did not cause. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound. Fracture in the left leg, and they may have. To amputate the right foot. 8220;Who’s Paula? Friday, April 25, 2014. Mommy, if ...
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Bud's: Adios
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Saturday, December 20, 2014. I don't plan on posting on this site in the future. There weren't many readers. But if you're here, feel free to browse through the last five years posts. Most of them are funny, but there are some of my experiences and thoughts. December 21, 2014 at 2:15 PM. Cheers, Bud, thanks for your time in putting this all together. January 23, 2016 at 11:44 PM. Thank you Bud you did a good job putting together all this. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Bud's: July 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Monday, July 28, 2014. How Do CourtReporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said .in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy? ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNE...
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Bud's: March 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Monday, March 31, 2014. LOT OF TRUTH HERE! Friday, March 28, 2014. Would You marry Again? A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over. At him and asks the question. What would you do if I died? Would you get married. Don't you like being married? Course I do.". Okay, I'd get married again.". With a hurt look). You live in our house? It's a great house.". You sleep with her in our bed? Else would we sleep? You let her drive my car? As the judge w...
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Bud's: September 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Friday, September 26, 2014. Politically correct ways of saying someone's stupid:. 1) A few clowns short of a circus. 2) A few fries short of a happy meal. 3) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. 4) All foam, no beer. 5) The butter has slipped off his pancake. 6) The cheese slid off his cracker. 7) Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. 8) Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 9) Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. LOUIS: Because ...
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Bud's: June 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Monday, June 30, 2014. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this. Beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it? MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.". WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership. The grandmo...
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Bud's: August 2014
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Smiles humor and wisdom. Friday, August 29, 2014. What sex is a computer? A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'. Pencil,' however, is masculine: el lapiz.'. A student then asked, 'What gender is 'computer'? Each group was asked to give four reasons for its. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:.
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