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Chattering Teeth: More Dreams of my Fodder
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Wednesday, April 29, 2015. More Dreams of my Fodder. Obama curled up on the first couch after dinner for a nap. A bit of undigested Consomme En Croute and Wagyu Beef Tenderloin caused him to dream. What would it take to wake our slumbering president, napping while the world burns? SH*# JUST GOT REAL! IRANIAN NAVY SEIZES OBAMA'S GOLF CART - WORLD ON BRINK! Then wed see what a carrier group can do. April 29, 2015 at 8:24 AM. I think youre right, Ed. Osama dead, GM alive, and Golf Cart saved! I wonder what ...
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Chattering Teeth: A "BAD NEWS, GOOD NEWS" WEEK IN REVIEW
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Saturday, May 9, 2015. A "BAD NEWS, GOOD NEWS" WEEK IN REVIEW. If you're like me, you like to start your Saturday by giving a friendly kiss to the live poisonous water moccasin you keep in your pillowcase, slip into your onsie unitard and surf the news on the internet while sipping hot cocoa. The good news is, sometimes you manage to kiss the snake. The bad news is, sometimes the snake kisses you. 1 - THE BAD NEWS? North Korea says it test-fired a 'world-level strategic weapon'. 2 - THE BAD NEWS? This st...
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Chattering Teeth: Baltimore mom now Slaps Obama - Thank You, From a Grateful Nation
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Thursday, April 30, 2015. Baltimore mom now Slaps Obama - Thank You, From a Grateful Nation. Toya Graham, the Baltimore mom caught on video slapping her son and pulling him out of the riot, has made the news again. This time for roughing up Obama, guaranteeing her the "Mother of the Year" award. He has been embarrassing himself," she said. She was wrong. The news says so, so it much be true.or not. April 30, 2015 at 7:18 PM. April 30, 2015 at 7:56 PM. Your right, Jess. The twitterverse is all googled...
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Chattering Teeth: Political Nursery Rhyme Friday
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Friday, May 15, 2015. Political Nursery Rhyme Friday. Finally. some clarification from the Jebster. Let me be clear:. 8220;If we’re all supposed to answer hypotheticals, and knowing then what I know now. or is it "knowing what I didn't know then, now? Read my lips. I would not have gone into that interview with that Megyn Kelly chick.”. We interrupt this blog to bring you this very important Nursery Rhyme. A Tutor Who Tooted. A tutor who tooted the flute. Tried to tutor two tooters to toot. While a sunfl...
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Chattering Teeth: My Daily Haiku with my Barbie collection
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Friday, January 27, 2012. My Daily Haiku with my Barbie collection. I call this one. Lather rinse and repeat". Life is rock and roll. So I lined them up on the window sill this morning and read them my Haiku. At first, they just sat there in stunned silence, staring back at me through souless, painted eyes. Pictured (left to right):. My 1959 original Barbie, S&M Barbie, Earring Magic Ken and my tattoed-up Tokidoki. I take another pull from my brown bag as I wait, and the silence is finally broken. I didn...
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Chattering Teeth: Hillary appears lifelike in campaign video
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Thursday, April 16, 2015. Hillary appears lifelike in campaign video. Hillary Clinton announced this past Sunday that she was running for president. Here's what some of Hillary's 2 million fake Twitter followers. Are saying about her campaign rollout. They did a wonderful job. She appears so lifelike. I'll say. I can barely smell her any more. I just hope the wax doesn't melt under the lights. You'd think that was a real nose if you didn't know where to look. Champion, and I want to be that champion.
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Chattering Teeth: Texas Hunting Blind
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Monday, May 4, 2015. Don't mess with Texas. Fly, meet honey. The manufacturer has lost his head! Buy one virgin decoy for $99.99 and get 71 virgin decoys free! In other news,. Police kill 2 gunmen outside Muhammad cartoon event in Texas. Will obama seek charges against the police officers involved in this shooting? Man, you had espresso this morning, eh? May 4, 2015 at 8:40 AM. A DOUBLE. So can I put you down for an order of decoys? May 4, 2015 at 9:56 AM. May 4, 2015 at 2:02 PM. May 4, 2015 at 2:02 PM.
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Chattering Teeth: They Can't All Be Gems (Part 1,103)
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Monday, May 11, 2015. They Can't All Be Gems (Part 1,103). The kings of both Saudi Arabia and Bahrain will not attend this week's summit of Gulf nation leaders hosted by President Barack Obama at Camp David. Rumor has it they will be playing golf with Tom Brady. See what I did there? Gulf kings to snub obama by playing (wait for it). golf? With the Patriot's quarterback who is on the verge of an NFL league suspension for snubbing obama by not attending the team's White House visit as Super Bowl Champions?
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Chattering Teeth: California Water Crisis Solved
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Friday, April 24, 2015. California Water Crisis Solved. Governor Jerry Brown sat on his tie dye beanbag chair, his bony and hairless legs protruding from his bath robe as he watched the latest MSNBC coverage of the California water crisis. He emanated an overpowering putrescence due to the fact he hadn't taken a shower in over a month, a practice of his long before any water shortage emergency. Like all liberal progressives, Governor Brown was clinically insane. The average weight is 185 pounds. Then ill...
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Chattering Teeth: My trip to the crawl space
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Monday, May 18, 2015. My trip to the crawl space. But first, happier times (yesterday) when my house (and Zeke, our 8-month-old German Shepard) enjoyed the wonders of running water. Fast forward. Monday morning. No water comes from any of the house faucets, regardless of the amount of torque I apply to the faucet handles. The water fairies are apparently immune to my verbal threats and do not as of yet appear to be intimidated. I went back inside the house, came out with a beer, popped the hood of the Sk...