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A Beautiful Soul: 02/01/2005 - 03/01/2005
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Monday, February 14, 2005. This One's For The Ladies. Dublin 2 December 1909. Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes. You are mine, darling, mine! Nora, my faithful darling, my seet-eyed blackguard schoolgirl, be my whore, my mistress, as much as you like (my little frigging mistress! My little fucking whore! You are always my beautiful wild flower of the hedges, my dark-blue rain-drenched flower. Posted by jedmunds @ 9:29 PM. Saturday, February 05, 2005. Being a Dick over Email. I'm the one that see...
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A Beautiful Soul: 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
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Saturday, May 21, 2005. That Steve Merloni of Law and Order: SVU fame, played the crazy vietnam veteran cafeteria cook in. Wet Hot American Summer. And "Freakshow" the swinging, boil-covered gospel singer in. Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle. Thanks goes to my little sister for this invaluable knowledge. Posted by jedmunds @ 3:01 AM. Friday, May 20, 2005. In Defense of Hipsters. Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A: Oh, you don't know? I'm sure you're slightly above average at.
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A Beautiful Soul: 09/01/2005 - 10/01/2005
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Friday, September 30, 2005. Bobby Lightfoot and the Sword of Destiny. I meant to post this much earlier in the day, but I got distracted. I'm pretty much only capable of functioning between the hours of midnight and 4 AM, so. hey. Anyway, the first draft of this post went like this:. Just check out this post on Tom Delay's recent legal troubles. That post won him a corndog. Courtesy of Mr. Res Publica. Goddamn I want one of them corndogs. But even better in my opinion, was his America at a Crossroads.
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A Beautiful Soul: Back On the Subject of Date-Raping Cows
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Monday, August 15, 2005. Back On the Subject of Date-Raping Cows. Steve Gilliard thinks PETA is racist. I know I have oodles and oodles of professional philosophers reading this blog who I imagine can help me out on this. So please explain that one to me in words I can understand. I suppose I'll admit, I'm not acutely aware of the pain felt by the history of the comparison of black people to animals, so I'm not saying Gilliard is vile due to this particular post, though he is fairly vile. A Message To th...
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A Beautiful Soul: 04/01/2005 - 05/01/2005
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Friday, April 15, 2005. Internet Douchebaggery Brought To Fruition. I need some good advice. When I woke up the next day, I was like what the fuck right, and I tried to have sex with her again, but she pushed me away and said, I don’t think we should be doing this. So I said You’re not going to tell Lisa are you? Do you guys think she’ll tell my girlfriend about us having sex? What should I do? A Sampling of Responses:. To which I retorted:. Well aren't you special for spotting a fake post? Let us know w...
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A Beautiful Soul: Time To Get All Literary on You Motherfuckers!!!
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Time To Get All Literary on You Motherfuckers! Since it's banned books week, kids, according to those bastards at the American Library Association, I thought it might be time for some trenchant and insightful commentary on a few books that made ALA's top 100 most frequently challenged books. Well here's my opinion. 1 Scary Stories by Alvin Schwartz. Don't remember much about this one. Fuck it. Let's burn it. 5 The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain. Read this one ...
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A Beautiful Soul: 08/01/2005 - 09/01/2005
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Monday, August 15, 2005. Back On the Subject of Date-Raping Cows. Steve Gilliard thinks PETA is racist. I know I have oodles and oodles of professional philosophers reading this blog who I imagine can help me out on this. So please explain that one to me in words I can understand. I suppose I'll admit, I'm not acutely aware of the pain felt by the history of the comparison of black people to animals, so I'm not saying Gilliard is vile due to this particular post, though he is fairly vile. Is John G. ...
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A Beautiful Soul: 03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
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Thursday, March 31, 2005. Just a Boring Political Screed. And the debate devolves into some bullshit about finding like a "good-compromise" between paternalism and whatever the hell they think I was advocating. Which is what, I wonder? Is it some notion of responsibilty? Some kind of anti-self-regulating concept? A permitting a body to turn a blind eye to it's own corruption as long as the voters don't care-ism? Who can give it a name? We ought to err on the side of getting laid. 2-in-1 is a bullshit ter...
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A Beautiful Soul: Is John G. Roberts Infatuated With Uterine Parasites?
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005. Is John G. Roberts Infatuated With Uterine Parasites? First of all, score one for Yglesias. Good joke, buddy. I really doubt anyone will come up with anything funnier than that. But anyway, it seems as though everyone is analyzing this guy in terms of abortion. Now, I love abortion. I probably love it even more than pinko feminist hellcat. But Bush did not win the right to appoint someone of the " I don't care about precedent. Posted by jedmunds @ 10:53 PM. One of those Days.
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A Beautiful Soul: 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005. A Message To the Terrorists. We fight today because terrorists want to attack our country and kill our citizens - and Iraq is where they are making their stand. So we will fight them there. We will fight them here. We will fight them anywhere. We will fight them in a house. We will fight them with a mouse. We will fight them on a boat. We will fight them with a goat. We will fight them in the rain. We will fight them on a train. We will fight them in a box. Tuesday, June 21, 2005.