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James Boland - Writings

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For people who want to have me committed). Was considered a pretentious ne'er-do-well forest creature by the woodsmen. The Great Elf had a pouch and a cloak and could amaze the woodsmen when spinning in a circle. The tale is told by the Emporer himself. The Lady From The Supermarket. Is Rhonda, who feels that she deserves credit for tolerating her status in life as a retail manager. A deli clerk named Bob stuns her with his domineering perversions and causes her to relive a painful childhood memory.

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James Boland Writings - Lady From The Supermaket

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Lady From the Supermaket. Why are you doing this, she cried nervously. I'll bet you're not used to doing it this way he said calmly. You must think I'm naive, don't you? You think I don't know how things work around here, right? Perhaps a song would put you in the mood:. Let's get excited over being reunited. You only see me once a year so I'll remove my slacks right here. I'll show you the little weapon that's right next to my thigh. The one that gets `em steppin' on my toes `till I cry. I can't listen ...

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James Boland - mp3 music, art and writings by James Boland

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2) Pick Me Up. 1) The Great Elf. 2) Lady From the Supermarket. 4) The Unauthorized Biography of Mike Bellina. 4) Grill Lovers Callback. 5) Crumb Lovers Pizza. Leave some feedback, either in an email. Or on the Guestbook. Let me know if there's someone special. Want pranked.More Pranks on the way. There's feedback on the Guestbook. I also do Web Design. For free. Just kidding. But I can give you a great deal. Feel free to email. Me Especially if you're at work. Photo by Matt Pugliese.

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James Boland - Cartoons: Smart Girl

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James Boland - mp3 music, art and writings by James Boland

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2) Pick Me Up. 1) The Great Elf. 2) Lady From the Supermarket. 4) The Unauthorized Biography of Mike Bellina. 4) Grill Lovers Callback. 5) Crumb Lovers Pizza. Leave some feedback, either in an email. Or on the Guestbook. Let me know if there's someone special. Want pranked.More Pranks on the way. There's feedback on the Guestbook. I also do Web Design. For free. Just kidding. But I can give you a great deal. Feel free to email. Me Especially if you're at work. Photo by Matt Pugliese.

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James Boland Writings - The Great Elf

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The Emporer has summoned you. And now, a bedtime tale from the Emperor himself. ALL RISE. Once upon a time there was a forest. A delightful forest. In it, an elf used to wait in the bushes with a hacksaw until the opportune moment to jump out at the woodsmen, saying something along the lines of, `Who do you think you are? You may not cut down these trees! Give me your axe! I shall spit fire down your shirt and release skin-eating worms from my pouch! Your children shall mock you and your wretched cur!

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James Boland - mp3 music, art and writings by James Boland

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2) Pick Me Up. 1) The Great Elf. 2) Lady From the Supermarket. 4) The Unauthorized Biography of Mike Bellina. 4) Grill Lovers Callback. 5) Crumb Lovers Pizza. Leave some feedback, either in an email. Or on the Guestbook. Let me know if there's someone special. Want pranked.More Pranks on the way. There's feedback on the Guestbook. I also do Web Design. For free. Just kidding. But I can give you a great deal. Feel free to email. Me Especially if you're at work. Photo by Matt Pugliese.

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James Boland - Music by James

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JB: bass, piano, drums, synth, vocals. JB: guitar, bass, piano, organ, drums, vocals. JB: guitar, bass, piano, organ, drums, vocals. Recorded at Rancho Relaxo. JB: guitar, keys, vocals. It's Not My Fault. Recorded at Rancho Relaxo. JB: keys, vocals. Jeff Boxy Breedlove: bass. LIVE with Mud City Mavis 2001. Special Johnny Baldwin: guitar. Joey T Bormida: bass. Mick Winters: keys, awesome lyrics. Jumpin Jay Hanlon: drums. JB: keys, vocals. JB: piano, vocals. JB: acoustic guitar, vocals. JB: synth, vocals.