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The Occasional Humourist: Abuzz
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Monday, August 16, 2010. Authors Note: This column won America's Funniest Humor contest in August/September 2010. Here is a link to that contest:. Http:/ humorpress.com/Results/Essays-201008-09/aa-Winners/Essay-201008-09-Winners.htm. My son (age 9) was reading a new science book. I was in mid-sip of my coffee when he approached and asked an innocent question. I sprayed beverage all over the newspaper. This whole scenario would make a great movie…. The Quee...
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The Occasional Humourist: Fantasies Most Foul!
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Saturday, June 8, 2013. I don’t know about you, but some of my best daydreams consist of plotting sinister and often violent revenge against those who annoy me. Sadly, most of these dreams remain unrealized. One of my more enduring and wonderful criminal fantasies began to take shape after I moved into my new home. Did I mention it was 5:00am? Would you mind turning off your machine please? I’m trying to sleep! I lay back down and twitched in the fetal pos...
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The Occasional Humourist: 06/14
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Thursday, June 12, 2014. Observations Regarding New Home Water Closet after One Week of Occupancy (of the new home, not just the bathroom). The shower is good! Posted by David Crawford. Simple Rules for Being a Professional Tour Guide. Based on a true story. 1 Always read your passenger manifest CAREFULLY, as this indicates who should be picked up where, and in what order. 3 In the event of 2 (above), wait for the cell phone in your pocket to begin ringing...
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The Occasional Humourist: The Leaning Pines Home for Aging Rock Stars
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Thursday, November 5, 2009. The Leaning Pines Home for Aging Rock Stars. This column took First Place in the recent Americas Funniest Humor contest! Yes, they were desperate for entries. As general manager of the Leaning Pines Home for Aging Rock Stars, I take great pride in keeping the lines of communication open with you all. It is yet another reason why we are the preferred assisted living destination among the aging rock star population. Staff report h...
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Benchley
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B September 15, 1889. D November 21, 1945. New York, New York. Robert Benchley was a funny man, and his work is arguably the finest in American humor. Although film probably brought him more popularity, you probably won't find too many of his movies in your local video store. His stories (or essays) make for brilliant reading, if you can find them in your library or used book store. The Robert Benchley Society. Benchley has been acknowledged as a major influence by the humorists:. On anthropology, from P...
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The Occasional Humourist: 07/13
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Saturday, July 6, 2013. The kids and I attended the local Farmers Market today, since you can never get enough Natural, Vegan, Organic, Free-Range, Hemp, Granola and Bark Mulch-based tie-died t-shirts sold by aging hippies from Nelson wearing knitted hats and body odor. I made toast, slathered in deadly margarine, and I liked it. I may be arrested. Posted by David Crawford. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Abuzz - Award Winner! Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada.
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The Occasional Humourist: Farmers Market
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The Online Home of Humour Writer David Crawford. Saturday, July 6, 2013. The kids and I attended the local Farmers Market today, since you can never get enough Natural, Vegan, Organic, Free-Range, Hemp, Granola and Bark Mulch-based tie-died t-shirts sold by aging hippies from Nelson wearing knitted hats and body odor. I made toast, slathered in deadly margarine, and I liked it. I may be arrested. Posted by David Crawford. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Abuzz - Award Winner! Feel free to drop me a li...
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The Digby Report: February 2006
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DISCLAIMER - People having had recent abdominal surgery should not read these blogs. Belly laughs can do serious damage to stitches. If you choose to read anyway, have your duct tape ready - Horace J. Digby. Horace J. Digby. Pacific Northwest, U.S. Outlying Islands. Humor Columnist, Filmmaker, Winner of the Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor, now apearing on A3Radio.com. View my complete profile. How I spent My Summer - by Horace J. Digby. Time For Come Campaigning. The Digbys Go Dancing! If you hav...
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The Digby Report: January 2006
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DISCLAIMER - People having had recent abdominal surgery should not read these blogs. Belly laughs can do serious damage to stitches. If you choose to read anyway, have your duct tape ready - Horace J. Digby. Horace J. Digby. Pacific Northwest, U.S. Outlying Islands. Humor Columnist, Filmmaker, Winner of the Robert Benchley Society Award for Humor, now apearing on A3Radio.com. View my complete profile. How I spent My Summer - by Horace J. Digby. Time For Come Campaigning. The Digbys Go Dancing! Barry didn...