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MonkeyVarnish: January 2005

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Saturday, January 08, 2005. There's a new link on the right there for your convenience. It has nothing to do with Bruce Spr*ngsteen cos he's really really rubbish. It has everything to do with Jerome. It is supposed to be his blog, but instead we all use it to take the piss out of him. Nobody seems short of material. Posted by Rence @ 7:19 PM. Thursday, January 06, 2005. Not Even Near the Board. Estimated MonkeyVarnish readership has risen by 100%! Tunes of the moment:. Ten Storey Love Song. It was nice ...

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MonkeyVarnish: September 2004

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Thursday, September 30, 2004. This isn't my van either. Posted by Rence @ 8:14 PM. Tuesday, September 28, 2004. I’ve finally got some wheels. Until I’m able to get a picture of me and my monster van, this one will have to do. Posted by Rence @ 6:35 PM. Saturday, September 04, 2004. I've got 6 gmail. Invites. If anyone is geeky enough to want one of these, let me know. Posted by Rence @ 6:16 PM. Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum. Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum.

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MonkeyVarnish: MonkeySing

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Thursday, February 24, 2005. Thanks to Sha for this. Posted by Rence @ 6:03 PM. Cutting monkeyshines. I read it in a book and don't know what it means but I'm sure you do it. Not Even Near the Board. The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra. Rainy Days and Mondays Cancelled for Two Weeks.

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MonkeyVarnish: December 2004

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Sunday, December 26, 2004. Just a random rant to see if I can get this blog thing going again. Am on holiday in Oz from holiday in NZ. Spent a week in Sydney which is best described by the following links:. Tunes of the Moment:. The Girl I love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair. Another probably not very rarity. Very apt. I'm travelling. And by a river. Tis real neat cos the first time round this nice slide phrase is played really sketchily. Then drums and bass come in and it's all suddenl...I wrote something...

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MonkeyVarnish: Maze

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Saturday, February 12, 2005. I'm about to pay good money to go in a maze. This is silly. I frequently get lost for free. Posted by Rence @ 6:35 PM. New job as a lab mouse? Not Even Near the Board. The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra. Rainy Days and Mondays Cancelled for Two Weeks. This isnt my van either.

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MonkeyVarnish: June 2005

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Wednesday, June 15, 2005. Q: What's the difference between an onion and a banjo? A: Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo. I'm home. I have mostly been playing banjo and drinking too much bitter. If anyone can let me and Dan know what we got up to on Sunday night we'd be grateful/mortified. Oh, and I've taken up. Posted by Rence @ 4:39 PM. Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum. Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum. Booker T &the MGs. And Brunos Organ. Song Dong Makes City Out of Biscuits.

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MonkeyVarnish: Photos

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Thursday, March 31, 2005. To some photos of big people, little people, normal-sized people, normal-sized vegetables, and facial hair. Posted by Rence @ 1:54 AM. Lovely to see you so sunkissed and carefree, you gypsy bastard. Stop smoking so much broccoflower! Very bad facial hair but better than the bum fluff you normally grow. We are at the Forest Road photo exhibition centre envying the grandeur of your surroundings. It's really bothering me not knowing! Has your proposed Bond-plot been accepted yet?

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MonkeyVarnish: Song Dong Makes City Out of Biscuits

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Monday, February 20, 2006. Song Dong Makes City Out of Biscuits. Posted by Rence @ 9:36 AM. YummmI am sure I see custard creams and fig rolls in there. I want to stomp through it like a ferocious godzilla-type creature, brandishing a cuppa tea and dunk-demolishing skyscrapers. Get any Desired College Degree, In less then 2 weeks. Call this number now 24 hours a day 7 days a week (413) 208-3069. Get these Degrees NOW! BA", "BSc", "MA", "MSc", "MBA", "PHD",. Get everything within 2 weeks.

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MonkeyVarnish: October 2004

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Sunday, October 31, 2004. Had an excellent couple of weeks touring the North Island with Big Dan. I don't know where to start describing it, but you can read all about it in Dan's words. I did attempt some photography along the way. If you want to see beautiful scenic shots try this link. If badly-composed pictures of oversized fruit and veg are more your thing, try this one. Then click the "Slideshow" button. Enjoy! Posted by Rence @ 1:38 PM. Thursday, October 07, 2004. Have two weeks off and The Great.

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MonkeyVarnish: Ahaaaar Me Hearties!

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Saturday, November 19, 2005. Ossibly the best Accordian/Saw/Typewriter Pyrate Dance Band I've ever heard. They sing songs about drinking rum and slitting throats, and do a fine version of a traditional tune called 'Moonshiner'. Go to their website. Where you can dowload their tunes for freee. Posted by Rence @ 7:46 AM. WHERE'S MOI POIRATIN' OUTFIT. I read over your blog, and i found it inquisitive, you may find My Blog. Not Even Near the Board. The First Vienna Vegetable Orchestra.