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Wednesday, April 14, 2010. I would like to tell you a little about my front lawn. I, like most people in Ontario have a front lawn. Well, truthfully, it's more of a dirt patch. Anyway, on this dirt patch is a large tree. It has leaves, and every fall the leaves fall onto my dirt patch. I read once that leaving the leaves over the winter insulates the grass underneath. I'm lazy, and any excuse to not do something I will use. And so I didn't rake my leaves off my dirt patch till last week. Then the garbage...
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Complain For Free Stuff: February 2010
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Thursday, February 4, 2010. Un-chunky soup for my toothless mouth. I was losing hope this week, when a slew of complaints were met with deafening silence. However I returned home today only to find this little gem in my inbox. I've won a small battle for toothless seniors everywhere. I'm writing to request that you stop making your soup so chunky. So I am asking that you release a pre-blended line of ". I require no compensation for this new line of soups. Just a case of ". Please accept the coupons we h...
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Complain For Free Stuff: Tropicana Boobie Trap
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Monday, January 25, 2010. Welcome to the Complain for Free Stuff blog, where I write weird ass letters of complaint in an effort to get free stuff. This went out to Tropicana. Thanks for contacting us about our new SNAP cap packaging. We appreciate the opportunity to address your concerns. Again, thanks for your input and sharing your concerns and we have taken the liberty of sending several vouchers for replacement product to the address you provided. This got me 4 jugs of Tropicana Extra Pulp OJ.
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Complain For Free Stuff: Mold in my cottage cheese.
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Friday, January 29, 2010. Mold in my cottage cheese. This is one of the first "more sincere" attempts at free stuff. It was actually based in reality. So I' m a regular buyer of your Nordica low fat. Morning I got up for breakfast only to peel back the unopened seal and. Find a big black gob of mold festering on the inside of the seal. The. Best before date is set for December. Gross! I have some pics if you'd like to see them, however it will likely. Ruin your appetite as well. Have a wonderful day.
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Complain For Free Stuff: Farting Ass.....Kick
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010. So, if you haven't seen it. Go see Kick-Ass. Best movie of all time. I saw it twice. However, on my second viewing one of the speakers was blown, so whenever there was a low ominous tone, it sounded like someone farting. A quick call to the theater (and a little exaggeration) got me 3 free tickets. I will use these to watch it 3 more times. Nothing particularly funny here (besides the movie) Just free stuff from complaining. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Complain For Free Stuff: Chunky Soup part 2.
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Friday, October 29, 2010. Chunky Soup part 2. Chunky soup was such a pushover last time, and this is actually routed in truth (less salt tastes bad) So I gave it another go. I'd like to begin by telling you how much I enjoy your brand of hearty flavorful meals. In fact, it took me about 2 minutes to get this far in my letter because I'm forced to stop, and enjoy this bowl of Chicken vegetable. That sits steaming in front of me. I'm now taking another break to eat.Om nom nom). Eat break. Om nom nom).
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Complain For Free Stuff: Soymilk Hippy Girlfriend
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Wednesday, February 3, 2010. I've had a bit of a dry spell with responses. Perhaps my letters are getting a little over the top. But that's sort of the fun of it. Over the next few days, I'll be posting some of the letters that probably got pinned up next to the water cooler, but never got a response. I'm writing to discuss your Natura. I've been dating a woman for the past couple of years. She's a keeper if you ask me. She's fit, health conscious, and has a fantastic sense of humor. Episode 1: Celebrity...
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Complain For Free Stuff: Un-chunky soup for my toothless mouth.
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Thursday, February 4, 2010. Un-chunky soup for my toothless mouth. I was losing hope this week, when a slew of complaints were met with deafening silence. However I returned home today only to find this little gem in my inbox. I've won a small battle for toothless seniors everywhere. I'm writing to request that you stop making your soup so chunky. So I am asking that you release a pre-blended line of ". I require no compensation for this new line of soups. Just a case of ". Please accept the coupons we h...
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Complain For Free Stuff: January 2010
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Friday, January 29, 2010. Mold in my cottage cheese. This is one of the first "more sincere" attempts at free stuff. It was actually based in reality. So I' m a regular buyer of your Nordica low fat. Morning I got up for breakfast only to peel back the unopened seal and. Find a big black gob of mold festering on the inside of the seal. The. Best before date is set for December. Gross! I have some pics if you'd like to see them, however it will likely. Ruin your appetite as well. Have a wonderful day.