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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: October 2006
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Saturday, October 21, 2006. My Dark Choklet-Like Lumps. Urggh, the smell of Belacan. Permeating almost friggin everywhere at the moment is just turning me ON big time, NOT! To the gorgeous neighbour next door who is happily goreng-ing your piquant belacan, my my, you are such a considerate creature, no? Rushing for that Raya. How lovely of you, indeed! Soiled by darn ed at 2:19 PM. Thursday, October 19, 2006. Cause come next week, and I shall own it like some crabs owning her territory! The Stew Part 46.
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: August 2006
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. So, most people will celebrate her 49th by having a jolly good time. That or maybe, check into leisure mode and just chill with the idea of having a long weekend break. Applicable to most but just NOT me! While she's celebrating her divorce anniversary from pasty ol' Brit, minging me, on the other end, is on my third week of imprisonment. No, I take that back! Heck, even being in prison is better than my current predicament. Oh, yes. Triga. But hell, no. Pretending to be lah!
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: April 2007
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Monday, April 30, 2007. Oh yes, we are. Sex is over-rated. And making love is such a waste of time. Unlike eating. Or sleeping. Or watching Kath and Kim. We concur. Vertical drilling or trudging or tunnelling or excavating doesn't interest us no more. And that gobbling up and down gives us locked jaw too. So these days, we are asexual. Oh yes, we are. Gaze into each other eyes till we fall asleep. Eat and then sleep. Or go online and then sleep. For motel bills are not nice. Really really not nice. What ...
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: Down South
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Monday, September 24, 2007. Well, sue me for being honest. I just can’t help it. That’s all. I ended up in Singapore last week and it’s been almost a good 1 year since the last time I’m there and a good 3 years since I’m no longer a resident. If it’s not for work-related, doubt I’ll be there anytime soon. It doesn’t feel like a homecoming that’s for sure, nor am I overly excited about coming back. I told unsean that and the above was his 'riposte'. Heh. Don’t get me wrong here. Glances at previous post-.
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: July 2006
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Saturday, July 29, 2006. So, there I was, happily clicking away on pictures taken from our not-so-recent getaway. Reminiscing obviously of good ol' times. And then, not unlike some pinkish light shining brightly upon me, I saw it! Yes, I saw it! The single thing I miss most about the whole trip! Besides minge bf, of course. Well . Yes, I can do away with that nice four poster canopy bed, that funky daybed or even the lush surrounding but damn, do I bloody not miss that table or what? Surely, a brand new ...
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: September 2006
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Saturday, September 30, 2006. Of A Previous Butt-Plug. I wrote the below diabetic monstrosity more than a year ago. And somehow, it's still very much relevant, the main drill that is. Today especially. Coz minge is on his way back. And I'm shamelessly on caramel drips! It undoubtedly would have at least pledge half of a good night sleep. The other being a pair of earplugs which unfortunately you do not possess. Do you think you guys are going to last long? Ermmm How shall I put it Not too sure how long i...
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: January 2007
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007. It's indeed a comforting thought to know that you are his number 1. After his family, air miles and mazda 3. Oh my Emily, ever so sweet and nice! Hey, at least, I know now that should the mazda and I died at the same time, which wake minge is gonna attend! Oh Emily, this is all good . all good . Soiled by darn ed at 9:03 PM. Saturday, January 13, 2007. Don't You Dare Bury Me, Just Yet! And why I nearly creamed watching this :. But hey, better than nothing, no? Daniel Is A Smoker.
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: May 2007
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Thursday, May 31, 2007. So You Think You Got Style? I know, I know. I'm Evil. Mean. Tasteless. And a certified class D bitch. But But. But. But . I can't just help it, okay! So here goes : -. Ramli dear, mintak maaf ya, but if you are reading this ( zero chance! What's with the hair. Dang really really make my tits go all bursting and wobbly. Like please, please, puhlease sack ur stylist! Soiled by darn ed at 11:22 PM. Sunday, May 27, 2007. Left right and center no less . Very noice indeed . Honestly, if...
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Ramblings From A Constipated Tunnel: February 2007
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Sunday, February 04, 2007. One Of 'Em Days. You suspect it is one of 'em days when you woke up thinking it's Monday and there's a pile of warm shites waiting to be flattened and scooped out. You suspect it's one of 'em days when the rice noodle you had earlier tasted totally different from the day before. It's bland and the condiments colourless and annoying. You suspect it's one of 'em days when you are frustrated. And you don't really know who or what you are frustrated with. Just frustrated. So, Whats...
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