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Living the Dream: March 2007
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Tuesday, March 20, 2007. It starts out innocently enough. Someone complains that the chairs are uncomfortable and it hurts to sit down for an extended period of time. Then their voices start to carry noticeable tension, as the discomfort grows and grows. Finally, they make their appearance, accompanied by furious bouts of pumping, leading to a climax of comfort and relief. Blue Balls. Big Blue Swiss Balls.
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Living the Dream: January 2009
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Also, I posted another Stuff Nobody likes piece back in October on Layoffs. I'm thankfully still gainfully employed. for now. The Man Who Sold The World. Sorry for the lack of updates, work kind of got the better of me, as well as the holidays, and the start and finish of my last relationship. Incidentally, I just found out that I'm on the blog roll of Dating A Banker Anonymous.
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Living the Dream: August 2008
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Monday, August 11, 2008. I have a new post on Stuff Nobody Likes. About getting old. If you don't like getting old, take a look. The Man Who Sold The World. Labels: Stuff Nobody Likes. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Man Who Sold The World. NY, NY, United States. I'm trying to find a happy medium between Patrick Bateman and Billy Ray Valentine. View my complete profile. Dating A Banker Anonymous. A Player.or Nothing.
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Living the Dream: On why you can't take me anywhere II
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Thursday, July 31, 2008. On why you can't take me anywhere II. Coworker: "I can't believe you ate horse! Why would anyone eat a horse.". Me: "Its a large domesticated animal, once it gets hurt working or too old what do you think a poor farmer is going to do with it? Coworker: "But they're so majestic.". Me: "They're majestically delicious! The Man Who Sold The World. Labels: Cant take me anywhere. The Man Who Sold The World.
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Living the Dream: July 2008
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Thursday, July 31, 2008. On why you can't take me anywhere II. Coworker: "I can't believe you ate horse! Why would anyone eat a horse.". Me: "Its a large domesticated animal, once it gets hurt working or too old what do you think a poor farmer is going to do with it? Coworker: "But they're so majestic.". Me: "They're majestically delicious! The Man Who Sold The World. Labels: Cant take me anywhere. Sunday, July 6, 2008.
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Living the Dream: December 2007
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Saturday, December 29, 2007. I've decided to post some other non-street related stuff up here, just to get some content up. This is also posted on needsmorezazz.blogspot.com. Inspired by Itunes playing 3 CA related songs back to back while on shuffle. New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down - LCD Soundsystem. The Only Boy Living In New Your - Simon and Garfunkel. Going to California - Led Zeppelin. Return - Ok Go.
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Living the Dream: June 2007
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Tuesday, June 19, 2007. The Five Stages Of Banking. New bankers (and summer interns) typically go through 5 stages during the early part of thier careers. You throw yourself into your work, convinced that by scrubbing comps or managing working group lists late into the night,you're adding value to the deal and making a huge contribution to the firm. When an MD has dropped a red streaked Offering Memorandum draft on your des...
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Living the Dream: November 2006
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Sunday, November 26, 2006. Do you think I've become more of a dick since I've started working on Wall Street? You certainly haven't become less of one.". The Man Who Sold The World. Wednesday, November 22, 2006. Sales and Trading Lexicon, Vol. 1. Original usage: "30K shares of ZVZZT went on the tape- who's advertising the sale? I want to put the deal on the tape by Thursday! You went out with Mary last night, right? 3) i am...
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Living the Dream: September 2007
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Friday, September 14, 2007. Finally moved to NYC. The Man Who Sold The World. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Man Who Sold The World. NY, NY, United States. I'm trying to find a happy medium between Patrick Bateman and Billy Ray Valentine. View my complete profile. Dating A Banker Anonymous. A Player.or Nothing. Dating A Banker Anonymous. Finally moved to NYC. That is all. Cant take me anywhere.
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Living the Dream: December 2006
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The musings of someone who works on Wall Street, but not actually on Wall Street. Monday, December 25, 2006. Mommy, did Santa move to China? No, Santa lives at the North Pole.". Then why do all my presents say 'made in China' on them? Because some of Santa's elves are Chinese.". The Man Who Sold The World. Friday, December 15, 2006. Where are you dude? The Man Who Sold The World. Thursday, December 14, 2006. Can i speak with the meat department manager? Do you have the XXXX meat grinder? Do you like it?
