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Republicans Embrace New Strategy: Whining | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Republicans Embrace New Strategy: Whining. By chancedagger on April 20, 2012. Republican losers Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum complained that Fox News likes Mitt Romney better than them. Both have threatened to defriend Fox News from their Facebook pages and to never ever speak to Fox News ever again not EVER. In a development that has Democrats doing happy dances through the halls of Congress, Republican crybabies Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum recently complained that Fox News is biased against them.

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Mad Men’s Don Draper Sets Record for Most Boinks in One Episode | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Mad Men’s Don Draper Sets Record for Most Boinks in One Episode. By chancedagger on May 2, 2012. 8216;I don’t know how the guy does it,’ confesses actor John Hamm. ‘And they didn’t even have Cialis back then! Don Draper’s prostate is big but probably not as big as this giant potato. In the next episode of. Don Draper, who at this point has a prostate gland the size of an Idaho potato, continues his swashbuckling and unbuckling ways. It’s Shelley, the stewardess that Don boinked on a trip to Baltimore.

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Sen. Scott Brown’s Barn Jacket Defects to Democrats | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Sen Scott Brown’s Barn Jacket Defects to Democrats. By chancedagger on April 10, 2012. If he’s working class, I’m a tuxedo,’ declares indignant jacket. Fed up with GOP Senator Scott Brown’s support for big oil and tax breaks for the insanely rich, his barn jacket made its dramatic announcement today that it is supporting Democratic challenger Elizabeth Warren for the U.S. Senate. “I may only be a barn jacket, but I’ve got more to say than that pretty boy does! 8221; exclaimed the jacket at a Warren event.

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And now, a message from Teddy Roosevelt | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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And now, a message from Teddy Roosevelt. By chancedagger on May 8, 2012. Teddy Roosevelt, the 26. President of the U.S. from 1901 to 1909, led the U.S. at a time when the concentrated wealth of corporations, monopolies, and some individuals was so great that, in large part, they determined the course of the country. Despite his patrician background and the fact that he was a Republican, Teddy knew that the real enemy of democracy of our freedoms was the. Here’s what he had to say about them. 8220;Too muc...

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Who wants to be Mitt’s VP? No one! | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Who wants to be Mitt’s VP? By chancedagger on April 5, 2012. It’s like he has cooties or something,’ says aide. Does Mitt have cooties? It’s a growing embarrassment for the Romney campaign. No one wants to be Mitt’s Vice President. Tea Party darlings Representative Marco Rubio of Florida and Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina, Minnesota’s leading shy person Governor Tim Pawlenty, and New Mexico’s Governor Susana Martinez have all categorically stated they want nothing to do with the VP slot. Governor...

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Newsy Bits of the World! | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Newsy Bits of the World! By chancedagger on April 9, 2012. Rick Perry Making Good On Race to the Bottom. Promises to make Texas children the ‘stupidest in the nation! Stung by their inability to capture the title of Stupidest State in the Nation, Texas legislators have gutted the state's eduction budget, fired thousands of teachers, and mandated a new faith-based mathematics program. Dim Bulb, Texas. Making good on their promise to spread the seeds of ignorance. To close the stupidity gap, Texas legislat...

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USA to Mitt: ‘We don’t like you!’ | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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USA to Mitt: ‘We don’t like you! By chancedagger on April 18, 2012. Romney’s unlikability ratings continue to soar. A recent poll asked voters if Mitt Romney were a food, what would he be? 98% of those responding said he’d be a mayonnaise sandwich on white bread,. A meal strongly identified with assholes. And the mayonnaise wouldn’t be Hellman’s. It would be Miracle Whip sandwich spread. Case in point is the latest statement from Romney’s press secretary:. These are superficial first impressions at best.

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Republicans Offer Alternative Health Plan | Chance Dagger's Notes on Contemporary Life

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Republicans Offer Alternative Health Plan. By chancedagger on April 19, 2012. 8216;Health care and law enforcement in one deficit-busting package! 8217; claims Paul Ryan. For male airline passengers, TSA agents will now be authorized to do full cavity strip search, prostate exams, and the optional prostate stimulation with this Waterproof Prostate Stimulator. Wisconsin GOP Congressman Paul Ryan, whose budget would unashamedly enrich already wealthy plutocrats, impoverish the middle class, and abandon the...