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Holeee Cow: July 2007
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Bob Williams was clearly a character for the ages in Chick Publications. The person doing the witnessing doesn't even get a name in this tract! It ultimately doesn't matter, though, because George is the one to keep your eye on here. So join us as we take a look at one man's descent into madness in The Choice. All through life we make choices." Yeah. Because combovers and ugly shirts just don't happen. Wait i...
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Holeee Cow: Evil Eyes
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Thursday, June 25, 2009. Today we take a run for the border and learn what those loco Catholics are up to this time in. I know we're supposed to think that rooster is scared because somebody is glaring at him, but I have chickens and I happen to know that they look like that all the time. I can hardly blame them. There's never not a good reason to want to kill a chicken. Except it's kind of gross. Why have you come to me? I was just...
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Holeee Cow: The Last Judge
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Thursday, August 17, 2006. So far Bob has been the king of the mountain. Dozens of sinners lie in his wake as he turns on the hypno-eyes and just keeps talking and talking and talking and talking. This time though Bob meets somebody who may be able to withstand his powers! Will Bob prevail in The Last Judge. Fang makes another appearance, this time in a picture on the wall! Everyone loves that dog! I think he is. Tell your brother n...
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Holeee Cow: Soul Story
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Friday, April 24, 2009. Hey there all you soul brothers and soul sisters, honkeys and honkettes. It's time for us to get down and chillax and read us a story about a man. A strong man. A man of action. A man who gets all the chicks. A man you don't want to mess wit, ya dig? A real cool cat. This here's our first ever blaxploitation tract and, dig this, we were more blown away than anybody to discover that we. We didn't hate this one.
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Holeee Cow: April 2009
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Friday, April 24, 2009. Hey there all you soul brothers and soul sisters, honkeys and honkettes. It's time for us to get down and chillax and read us a story about a man. A strong man. A man of action. A man who gets all the chicks. A man you don't want to mess wit, ya dig? A real cool cat. This here's our first ever blaxploitation tract and, dig this, we were more blown away than anybody to discover that we. We didn't hate this one.
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Holeee Cow: Li'l Susy
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Wednesday, May 13, 2009. I wish that cover picture were larger. I can't see what she's doing with all those birds and bees. I was thinking the same thing. It does look, however, like she's a fun-loving and happy-go-lucky scamp, the kind of easygoing live and let live girl who loves all people no matter what their color or creed. Not at all the kind of horrible little creep that readers will eventually discover her to be. Maybe there...
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Holeee Cow: May 2009
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Saturday, May 16, 2009. Do you think it was a smiting? As many people would have noticed immediately if anybody read this blog, we've been having technical difficulties lately. For whatever reason, Blogger borked Javascript and then our little "Read More" links that collapse and uncollapse the individual blog entries refused to open anymore rendering most of the blog unreadable. You may notice that this version of the collapsible po...
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Holeee Cow: February 2007
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Tuesday, February 13, 2007. The guy on the cover is going down the big hill on the roller coaster. I guess so. He's going to throw up, too. So are Fang and Badcat best buds now? They're always hanging out together. It's like in the book. Of course, Gaiman and Pratchett were talking about an angel and a demon, not a cat and a dog. Something tells me that Bob wouldn't approve of that book. Even though the same principle applies. Like ...
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Holeee Cow: April 2007
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We take a look at fundamentalist Christian tracts and make snotty jokes. Tuesday, April 24, 2007. We knew it would happen sooner or later, but who knew it would come so soon? Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the end times. That's right. This is our final Bible Series Tract. It's a momentous moment for all of us. Please join wurwolf and me as we join Bob one last time in. Here he comes again,. Ooh, he'll make you flip,. Here he comes again,. When he's dancing 'neath the starry sky,. In every tract we...