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The Toilet Diaries: Beer Goggle Yourself
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Monday, July 2, 2012. Beer goggles: A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober. Guys, you've all been in a situation where the opposite sex looked much better when you were drunk rather than they would be if you were sober. It's a crazy concept, but it's so true. When you're in a drunken state, you see a girl and you're like, "Awwwww yeeeeuh! I'mma get on this tonight! Who's gonna get all the ladies tonight? The Toile...
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808 SPEAKERBOX Kickstarter Project. A collaboration started by Sweet Lychee Productions. 808 SPEAKERBOX was created to showcase and celebrate the Hawaii hip-hop talent and community. The money made from the event will be re-invested into the Hawaii hip-hop community through KTUH’s Got Rice? 808 SPEAKERBOX will be held at Nextdoor. For more information, e-mail 808speakerbox@gmail.com. 9654; No Responses. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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The Toilet Diaries: When Siri goes mad
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011. When Siri goes mad. RIP Steve Jobs, thought of this before word of your passing got out. As expected, a new iPhone device is dropping in stores on October 14th. Although it is not the iPhone 5 that everyone anticipated, the iPhone 4S still stirs up conversations about what more you can do from the last sleek edition. One of the new features of Apple's newest invention is an application called Siri. Directly from the Apple website is a small explanation of what Siri offers:.
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The Toilet Diaries: Wait, Don't Look Now!
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012. Wait, Don't Look Now! I'm sure you've been in that situation where you and your friend are talking to each other and you notice a person who looks like someone and you tell your friend,"Don't look now, but the guy over there, see him? Your friend looks immediately. No, no, no, no, no, not right now, dummy! You're an idiot, I said not right now.". Whatever, so what about him," says your friend. Remember the movie, "Saving Silverman? Now thas some stink ass eyes! Subscribe to: Post ...
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The Toilet Diaries: March 2013
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Tuesday, March 12, 2013. How EDM changed the local bradah. Hey, man, remember back in the day when you were a local bradah? It wasn't long ago when the said local bradah would exclaim to his friends, "Auuuuryte! Brah, dis weekend it's on! We going BBQ down Sandys and spahk out all da chicks. Me and Kalani Boy going bring da grinds, da rest of you frickas bedda just bring down da beeahs and da podageese horseshoes. You guys not going beat me like last time! Let's go to that rave this weekend, bro! Bro, sa...
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The Toilet Diaries: May 2012
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Thursday, May 3, 2012. 10 Qualities of a Tough Man. These are some of the qualities of a tough man, but only because he's around other people or his girlfriend:. 1) He tells another man in a bar, "Were you just looking at my girl? And then fights him. 2) He walks into haunted houses during Halloween and says, "Pssh, that wasn't even scary.". 3) He goes out at night without an ID because he says that he knows all the bouncers. I bombed the entire thing.". Flushing the toilet with huge mahscles,. ABDC and ...
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The Toilet Diaries: January 2013
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Thursday, January 24, 2013. Using an iPad is not so sly. When you witness something out of the ordinary like a man irresponsibly wearing short shorts, you want to take a picture of it and post it on your social media sites so that all your friends can see what you saw and say, "Oh man, look at what Loa saw, he's so funny! But just how sly can you be taking a picture with an iPad? Hey, we need to find a way to get this," I would tell my friend. It's a book.a black book. A sleek, black book that I ...Uh, n...
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The Toilet Diaries: We want Jeremy Lin to retire, love Harvard
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Friday, February 17, 2012. We want Jeremy Lin to retire, love Harvard. Dear Jeremy Lin,. We are the Harvard Student Council, and we'd like to personally congratulate you on your sudden success in the National Basketball Association (NBA). You have reached new heights in an area where we Harvard students do not usually prosper. Then we all know what happened: Linsanity. Ha! What a imbecilic and mindless nickname! Excuse us for our informal speech, but we are just so fed up with you, Jeremy! We hold a high...
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The Toilet Diaries: May 2013
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013. Shazam Doesn't Love Jawaiian Music. Have you ever been driving in your car listening to 98.5 and you're like, "Ho, who's dis Jawaiian band? I neva hear deez guys before! I should Shazam deez frickas! So you unwisely grab your phone- c'mon guys, it's against the law! And press your nice blue Shazam button. What comes next reads every time on your screen:. 8220;We couldn't find a match”. Make sure you hold your device close to the audio source. Man, Shazam doesn't love Jawaiian Music.
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The Toilet Diaries: I yell a lot, and my name is Eminem
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Friday, July 8, 2011. I yell a lot, and my name is Eminem. After work, I got in my car, and Eminem was blasting on the radio barking like a mad dog again. I haven't listened to every song of Slim Shady's, but it seems as though he is yelling in every song that I hear from him. I can't imagine having a conversation with Eminem. Hey, what's up Em," I'd start off by saying. What's up, Loa! He'd yell at me looking like he wants to start a fight. Slowly, I'd say, "I'm doing good.how are you? I'm so sorry, Loa!