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Was basically a “how not to” guide for the things I do on a daily basis. You can lead a horse to water, preferably shark-filled water and dragging a meddlesome secret agent behind him. Making “life not lived” jokes while lowering people into vats of acid because I have a firm appreciation of irony. Only you can prevent forest fires, Mr. Bond. But tell me, how will you stop them while you’re chained this table? Lab test #49: The shortest way to a man’s heart is not through a wood chipper.

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August « 2011 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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Your sandwich awaits you in the shed behind the palace. Also you should tell your guards to take the day off. Hurricane Irene update: I’m going to kill all the survivors and take your valuables. Anyone curious to see what happens when you detonate a nuclear warhead in the middle of a hurricane? Because I can totally make that happen. Spoiler alert: everyone dies at the end. Maybe NATO should mind their own damn business and stay out of trying to regulate the free market. Laquo; Older Entries.

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July « 2011 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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The problem with having a lava pit is the constant desire to push someone in. Though it’s more of a problem for whomever is next to me. James Bond you say? Never heard of you. Would you like to come to my lair for a drink and to listen to my secret plans? MI6 is as subtle as a drunken Rambo in a china shop. Too little, too late, as usual. http:/ t.co/9mp1usK. But it’s still a cute little toy. Question everything; except my orders. Laquo; Older Entries.

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November « 2011 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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My heart skips a beat when I say # ThoseThreeWords. I received secret service protection once. Of course I was wearing the president’s face at the time. That I haven’t lowered you into a tank of ravenous sharks for being bad at spelling. You’re getting the nerve gas instead. I don’t understand why the NYPD doesn’t just dissolve all the # OWS. Protesters. They’re being inconvenient, so you kill them. Simple. I was having some problems with protesters from # occupyvolcano.

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Was basically a “how not to” guide for the things I do on a daily basis. You can lead a horse to water, preferably shark-filled water and dragging a meddlesome secret agent behind him. Making “life not lived” jokes while lowering people into vats of acid because I have a firm appreciation of irony. Only you can prevent forest fires, Mr. Bond. But tell me, how will you stop them while you’re chained this table? Lab test #49: The shortest way to a man’s heart is not through a wood chipper.

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September « 2011 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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OSHA are the real terrorists. I am so relocating my underground lair out of the US. Scar the King @ High Sea Pirate. You haven’t lived until you’ve performed surgery with a chainsaw. Which is more than I can say for my patients. As much as I love lasers, the saw is still my favorite medical implement. Do you think Justin Bieber knows how to moon walk? Because I have a spare rocket I’m just itching to use. I could kill a billion people and no one would notice as long as they weren’t white. @ CNN.

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Well presumably I mean. There doesn’t seem to be any sign of them left. Bones dissolve in acid right? What do James Bond and Chuck Norris have in common? Both are fully dissolved in an acid bath! Mutant super sharks have been genetically engineered to eat the women and children first. Fighting the power like its the nineteen-sixties, except I have a nuclear bomb and a desire for cold, hard, cash. I knew there was a reason I haven’t had my henchmen boil you alive. Yet. Laquo; Older Entries.

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January « 2013 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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James Bond enter Volcano-Dome. James Bond leave Volcano-Dome with my girlfriend. So alone…. At least I have you, nuclear armageddon.

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June « 2012 « Diabolical Dr. of Doubt

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Mutant super sharks have been genetically engineered to eat the women and children first. Fighting the power like its the nineteen-sixties, except I have a nuclear bomb and a desire for cold, hard, cash. I mixed up my launch codes so you’re either getting the missile that melts your face off before you die or the one that melts it off after. I knew there was a reason I haven’t had my henchmen boil you alive. Yet.