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This Salsa Is Hot: January 2009
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Thursday, January 15, 2009. Dear Bratty High School Kid, or "Your Outfit Is Stupid and So Are You". Dear Little High School Snot-Nosed Brat Wearing Skinny Jeans and Vans,. Your outfit looks stupid. Not only is it stupid, it makes you look fat. My language could be harsher, you skinny fuck, but as a responsible adult, I chose to refrain. Unlike you. You are an over-indulged little bitch and I hope I never see you again. I want to believe that you'll...
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The Importance of Being Thomas: April 2008
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The Importance of Being Thomas. Monday, April 21, 2008. This will be rather short but sweet. What prompted this thought was a dude coming up to me just now and trying to bum a cigarette. Now, I have never smoked (anything) in my entire life. So I politely told the dude, "Sorry, bro. I don't smoke." So he asked the bartender and she politely gave him a cigarette. Does this happen with ANY other marketplace good? Is it the physical craving? I just find it fascinating. Post Script: It would be kinda cool, i...
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This Salsa Is Hot: May 2008
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. The Apparent Nightmare of Working Motherhood, or, "I Can Teach My Kids Spanish By Myself, Thank you Very Much". This entry is all about advice I'm not qualified to give. First piece of advice: Avoid Credit Card Debt. Second piece of advice: Don't Bitch To Me About Your Nanny. If you count a degree in Communications something real. And/or of value,. Face the facts, reader: Nannies are the new Mommies. Granted, the notion of ...
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This Salsa Is Hot: My Solid Plan For Making It Big In Chile, or "Where Have All The Oreos Gone?"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Thursday, July 9, 2009. My Solid Plan For Making It Big In Chile, or "Where Have All The Oreos Gone? I just noticed that the three foods I just mentioned are quite likely to give a person diarrhea. Or perhaps just me. Oops. But this isn't really my point. The real fun is in not knowing. America, you may be surprised to hear this, but no, there are no Oreo cookies here in Chile. If they are here, they are at least hard to find. Why? I have NO idea!
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The Importance of Being Thomas: May 2008
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The Importance of Being Thomas. Thursday, May 29, 2008. The Thinks I Think. Dr Seuss might be my favorite author. And, yet, I feel like I could write those in my sleep. Los Angeles isn't as bad as I thought it was. I guess it depends on the company you keep. I miss Todd Packer on The Office. My fantasy baseball team is suddenly struggling. Not good times. School loans are NOT sweet. It really bugs me when people use the word "nite" - it can't possibly be correct. Why is it accepted? I'm not into redheads...
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The Importance of Being Thomas: October 2008
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The Importance of Being Thomas. Friday, October 10, 2008. The Faces of Wall Street. The economy is in turmoil! The financial system is crumbling! Here are some of my favorites. If these don't cheer you up, I don't know what will. I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. Oh. Oh. Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about. Oh! What is his mother going to say? She loved that full head of hair. You'd think there was another 9/11. This Salsa Is Hot.
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The Importance of Being Thomas: August 2008
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The Importance of Being Thomas. Tuesday, August 19, 2008. Why Can't I Be More Like Cheez-Its? Forewarning: This will be somewhat depressing and self-deprecating. And by somewhat, I mean very. I wish I was a Cheez-It. I am sitting at my computer in my cramped new room (woo! I love Triscuits, but I pay the price for a Triscuit binge for a few days. I wish I didn't have to go through that. I wish I was a Cheez-It. I REALLY could use a Beatles painting/mural thing. Hinthint. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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This Salsa Is Hot: June 2008
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Wednesday, June 4, 2008. Too Many Chicks In One Room Is Not A Good Idea, or "Sex and the City," Yikes. Women, in mass quantities, could feasibly end the world. I say this, because I had the supremely disturbing experience of going to see "Sex and the City" on opening night last weekend. It was pink. It was loud. It smelled like a perfume counter. And it renewed my faith in Men. Like most women between the ages of 18 and 40 (maybe 1 and 100? Natural...
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This Salsa Is Hot: Happy Birthday America, or "It's The 4th Of July, But Not Really In Chile"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Saturday, July 4, 2009. Happy Birthday America, or "It's The 4th Of July, But Not Really In Chile". To all of you Americans out there, Happy Independence Day! To all of you non-Americans, Happy 4th of July! July 4th, 1776 is the day our nation started owning yours. You should be celebrating. That sounds awfully rude, I'm sorry - but I had nothing to do with it! But it's a strange dichotomy, this mind of mine. Allow me to explain:. I miss my BBQ ver...
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This Salsa Is Hot: Kind Of Missing Michael, or "Paying a King (of Pop's) Ransom For a Ticket To A Funeral Is Just Plain Stupid"
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This Salsa Is Hot. And I don't even eat that much salsa. Tuesday, July 7, 2009. Kind Of Missing Michael, or "Paying a King (of Pop's) Ransom For a Ticket To A Funeral Is Just Plain Stupid". So I must admit something. It's not easy to say, and in fact as an American I feel kind of bad about it, but. I don't miss Michael Jackson that much. I guess being a whack-job earns you a big fancy-ass funeral with Bono in attendance, and regards from Nelson Mandela, and a Father Of The Year award. All you have to...