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Healer Extraordinaire: Up Up And Away!!!
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Wednesday, January 25, 2006. Up Up And Away! Not everyone is in abject pain. Some are merely clueless. Dear Doctor Seagull,. I am convinced that I have superpowers buried deep within my psyche. How can I get them to manifest? Signed, Superhero Wannabe. Get a publicist to get you good press (Spiderman needs one of these). Go and Save Mankind.
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Healer Extraordinaire: February 2006
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Wednesday, February 15, 2006. One Mis-Step And You're Jell-o. The aftermath of war was the subject of the latest question to The Doctor. Dear Doctor Seagull,. Sometimes landmines are a killer. Sometimes just a detour. How do you safely navigate? Go thou and do likewise. Posted by Blogger User @ 8:39 AM 1 comments. Monday, February 06, 2006.
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Healer Extraordinaire: May 2005
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Thursday, May 19, 2005. They Say He's Lazy But It Takes All (The Doctor's) Time. Why does it seem that time is an accordian? Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, in the classic story by Lewis Carroll (actually the Rev. Charles L. Dodson), ran faster and faster in circles only to stay in the same place. It is also said that they chanted the...Have you ...
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Healer Extraordinaire: Short Discussion About Stress
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Monday, January 16, 2006. Short Discussion About Stress. How to deal with unreasoning bureaucrats, this was recently asked:. Dear Doctor Seagull,. NOW,the information I observed, from the USPS web site, plainly said differently. How would you of handled this situation? It is much more satisfying and seems to get one arrested less often. Yea, a...
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Healer Extraordinaire: March 2006
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Friday, March 17, 2006. Great Truths About Growing Old Which The Doctor Will Share. 1) Growing old is mandatory; Growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Healer Extraordinaire: November 2005
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. From The Shallow End of The Carpool. Recently The Doctor was queried as to the nature of loopholes in our laws. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane? Jealously Waiting In Line. What a perspicacious and intelligent question! Posted by Blogger User @ 10:08 AM 0 comments. Saturday, November 05, 2005.
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Healer Extraordinaire: September 2005
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Graphite Might Be Better. The Russians used pencils. Sometimes we wonder why we have to run so fast to stay exactly where we are now. A man has to believe in something, The Doctor believes he will have another drink. Posted by Blogger User @ 11:46 AM 0 comments. Monday, September 26, 2005. This is a dangerous roa...
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Healer Extraordinaire: Be A Doctor, Doctor!
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Friday, January 27, 2006. Be A Doctor, Doctor! A two-fold letter, questioning the nature of the sender's educational routes and the role of his professions and tax accounting. Dear Doc Seagull,. Remember to ALWAYS pay your taxes fairly and do not try to evade legal taxes. Doctor Seagull (from "The Wit And Wisdom Of Doctor Seagull").
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Healer Extraordinaire: ...And After Three Days, They All Start To Smell
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Monday, February 06, 2006. And After Three Days, They All Start To Smell. The Question arises many times, what to do with unwanted guests. Dearest Doctor Seagull,. In urgent hopes,. Crowded in Crested Butte. At the top of your lungs. 4 Put Rohypnol (date rape drug) into the cola which you serve your guests. Once they are incapacitated and ...
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Healer Extraordinaire: Tequila Mockingbird
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A place where those who are interested in the wit, wisdom and wondrous thinking of the amazing Doctor Seagull can come to bask in the glow of his divine intellect. Monday, January 30, 2006. Recently The Doctor was questioned as to the nature of Tequila and cut-rate operations South of the border. Hi Doctor Seagull,. I Have been drinking the tequila here in Mexico. Do you think there are good liver transplants here? Also please tell me if I should get a witch doctor or a regular transplant doctor. Margari...