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catsandknitting: things that I genuinely feel people should appreciate more
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Monday, 4 July 2011. Things that I genuinely feel people should appreciate more. Everyone takes things for granted, it's only people like Ghandi or Santa that don't. For instance I just put a dirty cup into the sink and didn't wash it, with the idea that someone else would so that I could carry on swanning around the house like a goblin princess. I'm moving away in September, when I won't have this luxury anymore. This frightens me. COLOURS, BLOODY COLOURS. How SHIT would being colour blind be? Oh Yeah M...
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catsandknitting: hot tips for avoiding mental breakdown☨
http://catsandknitting.blogspot.com/2011/07/hot-tips-for-avoiding-mental-breakdown.html
Sunday, 3 July 2011. Hot tips for avoiding mental breakdown☨. Think about or google fluffy animals. And also by the millions of views "penguin getting tickled" or whatever has on youtube. Try it. Buy a pair of ear plugs. Keep your spell check on English (US) so you can feel smarter than a machine. My example is German, but whatever. I remember typing up notes all that time ago when I was still in free education (a whole three weeks ago! And thats enough to give me a tiny ego boost. Get some loser friends.
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catsandknitting: life update AGAIN and sorry for being shite
http://catsandknitting.blogspot.com/2012/10/life-update-again-and-sorry-for-being.html
Friday, 26 October 2012. Life update AGAIN and sorry for being shite. I remember when I would post a new blog I'd get HUNDREDS (well, one or two) tweets at me congratulating me on how much of an excellent human being I am and how HILARIOUS my blogs are. I started opening up 'new post' and just staring at it with nothing to say or type - I used to be able to type up a blog in around 10 minutes but the more recent ones started taking days, with endless tweaking and "arg, i'm not happy with this"-ness.
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catsandknitting: lady wobbly bits
http://catsandknitting.blogspot.com/2012/01/lady-wobbly-bits.html
Sunday, 22 January 2012. This is gonna be really cliched and over done. oh well. I was Facebook stalking someone earlier. Not sure who she was - a friend of mine had commented on her status, which was about something to do with oil which she probably didn't know anything about but Wikipedia-d (in other words, she's a googlemouth). MARILYN MONROE WAS A SIZE 14 WOOHOO LETS ALL CELEBRATE THAT AND BE GLAD WE LOOK LIKE HER AND NOT MARY KATE WOOOOOO.". Marilyn Monroe was. not. a size 14. She wasn't a size 14.
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catsandknitting: Things that anger be beyond belief FROM THE PAST
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Tuesday, 24 April 2012. Things that anger be beyond belief FROM THE PAST. I recently got that "things you may also be interested in" button for my blog (am a fukin blogga me). A blog which I wrote in early 2010 appeared like my own, lost child begging me for some figgy pudding on a chilly winter night. This post (child) was called ' Things that really really piss me off. I hadn't given it a vain re-read in about 89 years because I'd completely forgotten that it existed - and thank god too. View my comple...
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catsandknitting: April 2013
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Wednesday, 17 April 2013. If you know me (which hopefully for your sake you do not) you will know that I arrived back in blighty after spending a large part of my year in Berlin (4 days). It is the best city ever and I really think everyone should go because I had so much fun and you should go and have fun too. Then we met some Germans, the one above was called Niccolo and the one below was called Olly. They were German. Over the road is (I believe) the Berlin equivalent of the o2 arena and some people w...
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catsandknitting: my guide to tricking people into thinking you're clever (and why alcohol is your friend).
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Tuesday, 5 July 2011. My guide to tricking people into thinking you're clever (and why alcohol is your friend). I'm not gonna say I'm good at tricking people into thinking that I'm clever - one of my greatest acheievements being scraping a C at GCSE maths, but whatever. Good You're already almost there. Wear a motarboard when out shopping in tesco. Get Oscar Wilde quotes all over your facebook. Pretend that you're well rounded. Not well rounded in a Javva the hut sort of way, you silly goose! I mean well...
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catsandknitting: How to be a journalist
http://catsandknitting.blogspot.com/2012/04/how-to-be-journalist.html
Wednesday, 25 April 2012. How to be a journalist. I'm now almost a YEAR into a degree in journalism and so far I've picked up some MENTAL tips. Honestly, I'm now pretty much so pro at this journalism thing y'all can call me Holly Journalist Stewart, opposed to my old nickname of 'ballbag'. Seriously. ANYWAY, the year or so of my degree has been an introduction thing - so here is what I have learnt, so far. Ha, not really. People dying is really shit. Lunatics want to talk, normal people don't. For a whil...
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catsandknitting: December 2012
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Monday, 24 December 2012. As many of you whom I actually know in REAL LIFE - you may be aware that in May this year I packed my Kent life into a large suitcase and left permanently (kindof -I returned in September to clear out my house - which is a totally different and really exciting/terrible story). If my time at Kent was really to be the most wonderful years I was to ever have - then I'd have probably topped myself because life would NOT BE WORTH LIVING. Has a sweeter sentence ever been spoken? I luv...
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catsandknitting: why jack wills is racist
http://catsandknitting.blogspot.com/2010/09/why-jack-wills-is-racist.html
Saturday, 4 September 2010. Why jack wills is racist. They target all their products to white university students. Don't say "oh no they don't actually" because it says so on wikipedia, so there. Also how many university students do you know that can really afford to spend £70 on a hooded top, I CAN ONLY THINK OF PRINCE HARRY! Anyway, here is some more incriminating evidence against Jack Wills. Y'ALL, we're all so racist y'alll. 5 September 2010 at 07:58. 27 November 2010 at 17:26. 27 March 2011 at 05:17.
