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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Police Line - DO NOT CROSS. Us: Can we go to our house? Us: When can we go to our house? Cop: Come back later. This, my friend, is what cordoning is all about. Our enlightening conversation with the officer took place at 5:30. We decided that we should pass the time by going out for dinner. At dinner our perky waitress told us that she heard some gunshots and that the special was meatloaf. This made ...

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Police Line - DO NOT CROSS. Us: Can we go to our house? Us: When can we go to our house? Cop: Come back later. This, my friend, is what cordoning is all about. Our enlightening conversation with the officer took place at 5:30. We decided that we should pass the time by going out for dinner. At dinner our perky waitress told us that she heard some gunshots and that the special was meatloaf. This made ...

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Sam's Humor: Horror Hike

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Near our house in the Verdugo mountains, is a wonderful natural park . We periodically take the dogs up into the hills to hike, commune with nature and bring home horrific parasitic monsters that suck our blood. Whenever Shannon is around, Albion is always within a few feet. He only defends me when Shannon isn’t around. I suppose he protects me just to keep in practice for Shannon. A couple of days l...

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Sam's Humor: Police Line - DO NOT CROSS

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Police Line - DO NOT CROSS. Us: Can we go to our house? Us: When can we go to our house? Cop: Come back later. This, my friend, is what cordoning is all about. Our enlightening conversation with the officer took place at 5:30. We decided that we should pass the time by going out for dinner. At dinner our perky waitress told us that she heard some gunshots and that the special was meatloaf. This made ...

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Sam's Humor: Drip... Drip...

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Every year I brace myself for my tax-time buy a house lecture. Every time I see my tax man the conversation is the same. Gary: Hello Sam. Did you buy a house? Gary: Please buy a house. After 15 years of this, I finally took his advice and bought a house. I am now living the American Dream: owing hundreds of thousands of dollars - and feeling good about it! I don’t have what it takes to be a landlord!

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Sam's Humor: But Mom said!

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. Every family has a black sheep. In my family the black sheep is my brother Danny (I’ve changed his name to protect him even though he’s clearly not innocent.). I lost touch with Danny. The last I’d heard he had blown town under an assumed name. Honesty, I didn’t miss him much. Yes, he exposed me to many temptations, but inside I knew that my wholesome, honest, and mind-numbingly boring li...Many year...

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Sam's Humor: Getting Malled

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These essays were written in 1995 and are still funny to this day. Enjoy them! Monday, December 05, 2005. I parked in the closest spot to the the target. I began my rapid assent up the escalator. A flashing RED ALERT appeared in my vision system, the entire scene turned crimson. A human female with her spawn were blocking my path - I saw their bodies silhouetted in a red flashing target lock. Within a nanosecond I reviewed my options:. 0 Pull the shotgun out of my leather jacket and kill them both. I cal...

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