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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Saturday, August 30, 2003. No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. "The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to. Posted by Sandip @ 6:20 AM. Find your love attitude number. Add your birth month and your birth. Date together. Keep reducing it until it's a single digit. Your ...
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Joke a day keeps boredom away! I always thought "Normal is boring". Come and ask me what you wanna be like, I shall say "Cyrus Broacha", reason; he is an extreme end of IQ, a perfect abnormal. Sunday, June 08, 2003. Que : While translating to Hindi how would you. Fill in the blanks. Of some South indian song if you don't know the exact meaning? Life time achievement Grammy award for best dubbed song goes to "Chuna bhatti, Zopad patti, Ragadam patti:" (. And co shared by " telephone dhun me hasane wali.
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Joke a day keeps boredom away! I always thought "Normal is boring". Come and ask me what you wanna be like, I shall say "Cyrus Broacha", reason; he is an extreme end of IQ, a perfect abnormal. Tuesday, April 29, 2003. You know, what is the most special day of February? Yeah, 14th", I guessed if not any else. N what so special abt this day? Mischief in her voice, hoping to begin the conversation with a cupidean intention. Oh yeah, I know saint Valentine was massacred on that day.". Wow, How romantic?
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Joke a day keeps boredom away! I always thought "Normal is boring". Come and ask me what you wanna be like, I shall say "Cyrus Broacha", reason; he is an extreme end of IQ, a perfect abnormal. Sunday, July 27, 2003. Pupil (on phone):- My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil:- This is my father speaking ;-). Posted by Sandip @ 1:32 AM.
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Sunday, December 28, 2003. Many years ago, when a person who owed money could be thrown into jail, a. Merchant in London had the misfortune to owe a huge sum to a money-lender. The money-lender, who was old, ugly and wicked, fancied the merchant's. Beautiful teenage daughter. He proposed a bargain. He said he would cancel. The merchant's debt if he could have the girl instead. Them into the money-bag. He then asked the girl to pick o...
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Tuesday, April 27, 2004. I Wish I could Use Computers in Real Life. 1) 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph in your brand new. Car Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was 'UNDO' in life! 2) You are already late, and your key is missing, You wish there was 'FIND. 3) You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, You wish. There was 'REBUILD ALL' in life! Mommy,...
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Friday, March 12, 2004. When we meet the right person to love when we're at the right place at. The right time. That's chance. When you meet someone you're attracted to, that's not a choice. That's. Being caught up in a moment (and there's a lot of couples who get together. Because of this) is not a choice. That's also a chance. The difference is what happens afterward. When will you take that. Same, that's choice. Something about it or ...
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Tuesday, September 09, 2003. Many Times In My Life. Many times in my life I have disappointed you,. And begun to stray. But you have pointed me in the right direction,. And sent me on my way. Many times in my life I've needed a helping hand,. And someone to pull me up. It was you who gave that helping hand,. And always cheered me up. Many times I've been sad and down,. And taken it out on you. But you stood by me and comforted me,. Pain ...
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Saturday, October 18, 2003. Ten Commandments for Stress Free Programming. 1 Thou shalt not worry about bugs. Bugs in your software are actually special features. 2 Thou shalt not fix abort conditions. Your user has a better chance of winning state lottery than getting the same abort again. 3 Thou shalt not handle errors. Error handing was meant for error prone people, neither you or your users are error prone. 5 Thou shalt not optimize.
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Bullshit Basket : A perfect pannier to dump all your forwards into. Sunday, February 29, 2004. Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son :. Laloo : Hai Betta.I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son : Oh. Dad.I want to choose my own bride. Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter.yar.". Son : "Well, in that case.". Next day Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani. Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter.". Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry.". Ambani : "Ah, in that case.". She jokingly replied, "...