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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: September 2006
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga. Politics.Pop Culture.Moments in history.philosophy.random thoughts. These are. "The Musings of a New Millenium Nigga". Monday, September 11, 2006. The phone rang. It was my little sister. "Mommy called me and said that planes flew into the Pentagon and the World Trade Center." "What? I said incredulously. "Let me call you right back.". The Pentagon and the World Trade Center ain't nowhere near each other," I thought. "That doesn't make any sense.". Links to this post.
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: September 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Thursday, September 21, 2006. I officially have permission to break the big news: I'm going to be a big brother! I love my unborn baby brother/sister! Eli: Mommy, what are you looking at? Mommy: Well, I'm looking at houses. E: Why are you looking at houses? M: Uh we're looking for a new house to live in. E: Why are we looking for a new house to live in? M: We need to move somewhere else. E: (pause) I don't want to move out of this house. Was someone goi...
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: October 2006
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga. Politics.Pop Culture.Moments in history.philosophy.random thoughts. These are. "The Musings of a New Millenium Nigga". Monday, October 16, 2006. Chicken Soup For A Nigga's Soul. My mother’s chicken soup was gooder than a muthafucka. And that’s way fuckin’ better than MmmMmmGood! I’m not the first, nor will I be the last to bemoan the Black folks I’ve known in my day whose kids could do the latest dance, but could not answer a simple question. This shit ain’t gonna t...
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: March 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Wednesday, March 22, 2006. Call off the global warming alert. It's freakin' freezing today! That's all I've got right now. Daddy is doing some show for the law school and has been largely unavailable to log me into my Blogspot account and edit my prose for me. Posted by elikaplowitz at 1:43 PM. Saturday, March 18, 2006. Football practice started this Saturday (that's soccer. And touching the toes. Presto, ready to play. Lined up my shot. To all those ne...
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: June 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Thursday, June 15, 2006. After a week in our posh lakeside retreat, reality has set in. We're now in a tiny little apartment which, frankly, is not up to my high standards:. You call this a breakfast nook? Where's the kitchen island? The built-in wine rack? The other downer is that I haven't made any human friends my age yet. Luckily, I have all of the companionship I need in the form of my freakish bobble-head quasi-anime sidekick, Kitty Cat:. This pic...
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: October 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Monday, October 30, 2006. It's official- I'm having a baby sister! Here's the incontrovertable proof, somehow gathered by squirting goo on mommy's belly and getting jabbed with a cattle prod:. As you can see, there is a distinct lack of kibbles and bits in the "bottom" area. That's how you know it's a baby sister. Here's mommy getting creamed up and jabbed. Luckily, the TV show that was playing during her exam was riveting. Tuesday, October 24, 2006.
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: April 2006
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga. Politics.Pop Culture.Moments in history.philosophy.random thoughts. These are. "The Musings of a New Millenium Nigga". Monday, April 24, 2006. The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: Letters To A Young Colored Girl. The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: Letters To A Young Colored Girl. Posted by New Millennium Nigga at 12:04 PM. Links to this post. Sunday, April 23, 2006. Letters To A Young Colored Girl. Entry for all the sistahs out there. I am shocked that you wou...
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: August 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Tuesday, August 29, 2006. Thin Lizzy said it best: The boys are. Back in town. Well, just one boy. Me. And I'm pretty sure the "town" wasn't Charlottesville, VA. Actually, let me check on that. Hold on a sec. Marge and Monty were happy to be back- I can tell Marge really missed being chased by a three-year old and a pug. And it's been good to see all of my friends again. Now the most important stuff- the wrap-up of the Eli Kaplowitz 50 state summer tour...
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Elijah Kaplowitz: Kinder-Gardener: May 2006
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Occasional musings of a skinny kid with big dreams. Friday, May 26, 2006. First things first- we made it to Seattle safely. Second things second- it frickin' rained every stop along the way. Seriously. It rained in the middle of a damn desert. We broke droughts in three different places. It rained on us and not on the other side of the campground. Clearly, someone is trying to get us ready to live in Seattle. This is me in the Badlands, right after what will heretofore be known as the Graham Cracker Inci...
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga: August 2006
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The Musings Of A New Millennium Nigga. Politics.Pop Culture.Moments in history.philosophy.random thoughts. These are. "The Musings of a New Millenium Nigga". Tuesday, August 29, 2006. NEW MILLENIUM NIGGA NEWS BRIEF (transcript provided by Reuters). Credit given to Paul Mooney who introduced the idea of "The Nigga News" years ago). August 29, 2006. Do you know what today is? A small square over NMN's shoulder reads "Do You Know What Today Is? NMN puts a finger to his earpiece. NMN looks into camera. You k...