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Monday, October 10, 2011. We recently took the kids to Great Wolf Lodge in Grapevine, TX. It was a super fun time for all. Being on the road for 4 hours with two little ones, plus moi, equals a texas sized headache for big daddy! Here are a few nuggets of conversations from that little trip. Me - "I really have to ***". BD - "then perhaps you should stop inhaling the pinot". Me - "I'm on vacation. Plus you really need to stop, you know I have a weak bladder! They did a lot of damage I'm telling you!

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Sassy Pants Mommy: So apparently I'm a big fat liar.

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Friday, October 22, 2010. So apparently I'm a big fat liar. Okay, so I know I promised all of you that I would not stay gone for another 6 months. Apparently I'm a liar. I wouldn't trust anything I say. What has kept me away from you guys, you ask? Well why don't I show you? Isn't the the cutest smooshiest faced baby you've ever seen? Except for your own, of course.) Yes, he was born. Yes he is amazing. Yes my chach still hurts when I think about pushing that 9 pounds of precious out. My little one is al...

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Sassy Pants Mommy: May 2009

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Wednesday, May 20, 2009. I think I might pick up one of each. 30% is a pretty good deal for babies. Links to this post. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. Just for the record, we've never actually killed anyone. This past weekend was BFF's birthday. We had a huge crawfish boil at my house and it was a blast! We had a great turnout and went through about ten cases of beer. We were playing flip cup (the most awesome game in the universe), and apparently beer disappears really quickly during that game. BFF - "A shovel!

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Sassy Pants Mommy: We will never be invited to another pool party....

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Thursday, November 4, 2010. We will never be invited to another pool party. Because big daddy came out wearing this. That will do it right there.yip. November 4, 2010 at 6:40 PM. November 4, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Im a wife, and the mother of the cutest little boys you will ever meet. I am an RN working in a family practice. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. I see funny stuff, I write about it. View my complete profile. SPM - Sassy Pants Mommy. BB - Baby Boy.

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Sassy Pants Mommy: I think my 4 year old is onto me....

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010. I think my 4 year old is onto me. The other day I was driving home with baby boy in the backseat. We were giggling and acting silly, as usual. Then he says, "whatever, sassy pants! I was like WHA? No one has ever referred to me as Sassy Pants, except in my safe haven of bloggy land. The only logical explanation is that he is so onto me and my super secret blog! So now I have a problem. What if he tries to blackmail me? BTW, now I want a fudgeround. May 11, 2010 at 10:47 AM. Im a wi...

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Sassy Pants Mommy: Road Trip

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Monday, October 10, 2011. We recently took the kids to Great Wolf Lodge in Grapevine, TX. It was a super fun time for all. Being on the road for 4 hours with two little ones, plus moi, equals a texas sized headache for big daddy! Here are a few nuggets of conversations from that little trip. Me - "I really have to pee". BD - "then perhaps you should stop inhaling the pinot". Me - "I'm on vacation. Plus you really need to stop, you know I have a weak bladder! They did a lot of damage I'm telling you!

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: December 2009

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Thursday, December 3, 2009. Who's the HB now? Saw this.thought of us! You deserve the funny. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Gert and Hildi Chronicles. This is a blog designed for my sister and I to communicate.and perhaps for you to enjoy. All names have been changed to protect the wicked. I know it's supposed to be the innocent.but (a)I don't know anyone who's innocent and (b)If they were innocent, why do they need protecting? Gert as ♥Spot. What Passes For Sane On a Crazy Day. List Of The Day.

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: September 2010

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Saturday, September 25, 2010. Vodka and grapefruit juice? Why that almost sounds healthy for you! As does my preference for vodka and tomato juice. I mean any drink with juice in it can't be that bad, right? Sometimes I even eat the celery that comes with mine. That's like two vegetable servings in one drink. Kudos to me! Maybe that quack they call a doctor had the right of it this time. The CPAP machine seems to have made a huge difference for her. Wouldn't it be great to have our mother back? Well, I'v...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: *Le Sigh* (that's sigh in french)

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Monday, July 26, 2010. Le Sigh* (that's sigh in french). It's one of those days where nothing is going right. You know the ones I'm talking about? And I can tell myself that part of it is the PMS hormones raging through my body currently but I can't keep myself from feeling it. If you don't at least take away a lesson, then all you've had is some bad luck and suckiness. And if you take away the lesson, what's the point in not putting it into practice? And yes, we do have pretty good kids. =]. Subscribe t...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: Ah, Kids!

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Friday, July 23, 2010. I seem to have more children than I originally started out with! Maybe you'd like to trade? I could use the kind that can get their own damn juice and snacks! I could also use the kind that don't whine to me every twenty minutes of the day that they're bored! That's funny,(not anymore)because I thought you had a brand new Wii, new bikes and more toys than some small European countries! The truth is no matter what faults our children have, we are partly to blame for some of them&#46...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: March 2010

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Saturday, March 13, 2010. I need a vacation from my kids! Even slaves get their own quarters! I need a place in this house of my own. Even the bathroom isn't safe. I really need some time for me. We had one of the worst weeks ever this last week. Spring fever? Or mommy's a marshmallow and now I'm paying for it? I can't go back to how it was until she straitens up. Do they ever realize how much you do for them? Will she ever realize that she's the one punishing us both? Tuesday, March 9, 2010. Obviously h...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: I was excited for what exactly??

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Saturday, July 17, 2010. I was excited for what exactly? You know how we always talk about how we wait for our husbands to come home from work, anticipate their arrival eagerly, and then within five minutes of them walking in the door.they say something dumb and you want them to leave again? It works the same with kids! I got up, gave them all dirty looks and locked myself in my bathroom so we could continue our conversation. Unbelievable. So much for my family togetherness. I looked at Larry and said "I...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: February 2010

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Sunday, February 28, 2010. Okay, so I obviously know that this was not the point of your post, but you and Jerome did not fight at all during your vacation? Sorry, my mind just couldn't grasp this concept, like at all. Like I woke up in the night going "they didn't fight? So you're definitely going to have to elaborate on that phenomenon. Enquiring minds want to know, yo. So I forget.is this the year you come to Illinois for Easter? Hugs and heartfelt understanding,. Why wouldnt he lie. Back to the snow!

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: September 2009

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009. I don't know. I blinked! Time sure does fly. And you know what? You don't have to be having fun either. Sometimes I feel like my life before children( and husband ) was a past life. I get little snippets of it when I'm watching television or driving. To me it seems surreal that there was ever another Hildi. That girl was carefree and easy to please! Of course she was also irresponsible and selfish, but ah, the good old days! Where do we focus our love and attention? Today i...

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The Gert & Hildi Chronicles: July 2009

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. You'll have to help me put it on facebook, but here it is in all it's(or my) glory! Five things I'm good at. 1 I'm really good at lying. Really. Now I only use it for good deeds though! 2 Being a mom. I never thought I would be and had not planned on it. I'm not the best, but I'm so thankful I don't suck. 3 I think I'm a very good friend. That's what my friends say, so we'll go with that. I'm a great listener and support giver. Five things I'm not good at.(only five? For anyone ...

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Monday, October 10, 2011. We recently took the kids to Great Wolf Lodge in Grapevine, TX. It was a super fun time for all. Being on the road for 4 hours with two little ones, plus moi, equals a texas sized headache for big daddy! Here are a few nuggets of conversations from that little trip. Me - "I really have to pee". BD - "then perhaps you should stop inhaling the pinot". Me - "I'm on vacation. Plus you really need to stop, you know I have a weak bladder! They did a lot of damage I'm telling you!

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