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Pancake Grrrl: Waitress “C” Threw up in the Trash Can Next to Me
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I have been working as a food server off and on since I was fourteen and it never gets any less interesting. This is not about fine dining, its about the flip side of the industry working in the trenches of the massive national restaurant chains. Laugh or cry, people! Friday, March 11, 2011. Waitress “C” Threw up in the Trash Can Next to Me. I’m not kidding. C was so sick and trying to make it through a shift that she tossed her cookies in a trash can right next to me. What was going around? Not cool and...
slightlycrankywaitress.blogspot.com
The Slightly Cranky Waitress: Ranch bomb.
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The Slightly Cranky Waitress. Tales of a waitress who escaped the restaurant industry and then discovered a desk job kind of blows - so I put the apron back on. And I deliver pizza because getting paid to drive around listening to music is pretty awesome. Former Crew (2012 and before). Monday, March 7, 2011. And followed her to the end of the kitchen screaming about "Don't touch my screen! Don't mess with me! The poor woman just walked out of the kitchen and started crying. March 7, 2011 at 3:59 AM.
flipping-tables.blogspot.com
Flippingtables: The Nightmare......
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Wednesday, April 27, 2011. Moments ago I was neck-deep in the most frightening, anxiety-ridden experience of my young career as an Italian restaurant server. My anxiety passes like some kind of a blurry, speed-driven hallucination; and I take a second, a deep breath to try and revisit the episode. What just happened? Just take a few breaths. Wow, it’s bad…ughhh, it’s really bad. Do I really have to walk back out into that dining room right now?
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Flippingtables: VOID: Object In Food: Fuck Me!
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Tuesday, May 3, 2011. VOID: Object In Food: Fuck Me! Oh, It’s that time of year again, my friends, lifers and compatriots. Bug season is quickly approaching. Those little fuckers have the power to screw your lunch or dinner service up in no time! Summer hits us like a wall. Last year the Washington D.C. Metropolitan Area held record breaking highs of consecutive 90 degree plus temperatures for more than 30 days! Yes, fuck it was hot….a...My sala...
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Flippingtables: May 2011
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Tuesday, May 24, 2011. No Soup for You! 160; . The Restaurant tends to operate more like a Mom and Pop establishment unlike large corporate restaurant chains, who tend to have Big Brother watching over them via the upper management goombahs. We don’t have soup everyday of the year. What Do You Think? Links to this post. Monday, May 16, 2011. What Do You Think? Links to this post. Friday, May 6, 2011. What Do You Think? Links to this post.
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Flippingtables: June 2011
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Friday, June 3, 2011. The Bastard Actually Did It! What Do You Think? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lady, You Just Mind F*ucked Me, And I Think I Like it! 160; I left a slower then typical restaurant a little while ago having received a 70% gratuity on a $97.00 check. And Ill tell you why. No Soup for You! The Bastard Actually Did It! VOID: Object In Food: Fuck Me! My friends, family and I make a nice living running a succes...
flipping-tables.blogspot.com
Flippingtables: Lady, You Just Mind F*ucked Me, And I Think I Like it!?!?
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Thursday, July 28, 2011. Lady, You Just Mind F*ucked Me, And I Think I Like it! I left a slower then typical restaurant a little while ago having received a 70% gratuity on a $97.00 check. And I'll tell you why. Personal Disclaimer: I have been on such the writing hiatus this past few months(? Her name. I took a quick breath and apologized that we had never formally met and I had ".never known your name to have forgotten it taking the cr...And g...
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Flippingtables: October 2012
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Friday, October 26, 2012. 160; . With all sincerity, I love to hate and I hate to love what I do. Yeah, like most of us probably. Let’s just say my job is nothing to brag about at my upcoming twelve year high school reunion. . What Do You Think? Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lady, You Just Mind F*ucked Me, And I Think I Like it! No Soup for You! The Bastard Actually Did It! VOID: Object In Food: Fuck Me! My friends, fami...
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Flippingtables: The Bastard Actually Did It!
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Friday, June 3, 2011. The Bastard Actually Did It! But I'm just ready to be home, having left an hour after we actually close. And damn that junker Gio Metro or whatever it is behind me with the wrong bulb in their left headlight. It's crooked and just so happens to be hitting the back of my retina after I've spent the last 13 hours indoors, the last 6 hours in a dimly lit dining room. Today Way to go kid, way to go! In and out) they aren't the ...
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Flippingtables: January 2015
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Life As Seen Table-Side From Your Contently Cynical Server. Thursday, January 15, 2015. Where The Hell have you been? Hey, where the hell have you been? Okay, so I fell into the (got a better, more fitting) cliche life of being too busy: pursuing happiness, got out of full service restaurants. I now work 50 hours a week in a cushy corporate management position rather than working 65 hours a week without benefits in order to pay the bills and support a family. What Do You Think? Links to this post. My fri...