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Film Monthly: The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
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Monday, November 06, 2006. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE. Oh how I wish there was some kind of escape clause for this flaming piece of shit. World-renowned scholars wouldn’t be able to describe how hard this movie blew. And do you know how bad you have to fuck up a Christmas movie for me to hate it? Tim Allen stars as Scott Calvin, aka Santa Claus (duh! After impregnating Mrs. Claus (why couldn’t that scene be in the movie? The baby is due on Christmas Eve!
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Film Monthly: Superman Returns
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006. Superman Returns is a pretty good film, but I was hoping for GREAT. And there was a lot of press surrounding Kal Penn (Harold and Kumar) playing Lex’s right hand man. Penn is a hilarious dude and I thought he would um… I don’t know… SPEAK in the movie! This guy has maybe one line, max. Another complete waste of talent. Yes she does. No she doesn’t. I WANT ANSWERS! This movie was a disappointment. They basically regurgitated the plot from the first film. View my complete profile.
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Film Monthly: Short Takes- August 2006
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006. Short Takes- August 2006. SHORT TAKES- AUGUST 2006. Star Jones is leaving The View, leaving some much-needed weight support on the stage for Rosie O’Donnell. I never really found Star Jones to be all that famous, yet where-ever I turn I see her in the news. Why? I liked you better when you were blocking the sun. At least then you would make the front page of Weight Watchers Magazine. Happy eatings you shriveled prune! On the opposite end of the spectrum, anorexic whores Paris ...
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Film Monthly: April 2006
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Friday, April 28, 2006. And the other biggest problem I had with the flick was its lack of intensity. This is supposed to be a thriller for God’s sake, so thrill me! But thankfully because of strong leads, an interesting concept (Secret Service rules! Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Screen According To Trent Johnson. Film reviews, interviews, news and information. View my complete profile.
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Film Monthly: July 2006
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Saturday, July 01, 2006. The Rant: Kevin Federline- Kill Yourself! THE RANT: KEVIN FEDERLINE- KILL YOURSELF! Ladies and gentlemen, it is time. After months of bashing in my Short Takes column, it is now time to get into the meat of my complete and utter hatred for the stupid wigger known as Kevin Federline. How in the holy fuck did all of this happen? Why did she marry him again? Was it all some evil joke? Is it all a publicity stunt? Then would he get all of it? What the hell kind of family are you talk...
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Film Monthly: April 2007
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Monday, April 02, 2007. Short Takes- April 2007. SHORT TAKES- MAY 2007. Moving on to hospital news we actually care about, numerous reports indicate that ER star Goran Visjnic (Luka Kovac) will be leaving at the end of this season. Though rumors claim the producers will have him back for a few episodes next season to resolve his current plotline with Maura Tierney. Much like Noah Wyle and Julianna Margulies, we wish you the best of luck in straight-to-video land, Goran. Snoop Dogg was denied a Visa to En...
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Film Monthly: November 2006
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Monday, November 06, 2006. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE. Oh how I wish there was some kind of escape clause for this flaming piece of shit. World-renowned scholars wouldn’t be able to describe how hard this movie blew. And do you know how bad you have to fuck up a Christmas movie for me to hate it? Tim Allen stars as Scott Calvin, aka Santa Claus (duh! After impregnating Mrs. Claus (why couldn’t that scene be in the movie? The baby is due on Christmas Eve!
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Film Monthly: Short Takes- December 2006
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Short Takes- December 2006. SHORT TAKES- DECEMBER 2006. Danny DeVito gets drunk and goes on The View. He spends most of his time bashing Bush, and has the audacity to skip over Barbara Walters being older than Jesus, and Rosie O’Donnell being an obnoxious cow. Shame on you, Danny. Though granted if I looked like Danny DeVito and haven’t made a good movie in a decade, I would be drunk 24 hours a day. The OC is still on? First Hilton, then Lohan, now Spears? Url=http:/ forex-g...
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Film Monthly: May 2006
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Sunday, May 14, 2006. Poor Poseidon. It had so much going for it. It had a talented cast, a powerhouse director and a huge budget (over $160 million) to work with. So what the hell went wrong? After viewing this flick, I now realize why the first three letters of the title are P-O-S. What’s the fucking deal here, guys? Can’t you remember what you wrote five pages ago? Links to this post. Saturday, May 06, 2006. Anyway, it takes a strong actress to overcome the damsel-in-distress cliché and Monaghan escap...
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