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Short Funny Sayings: Celebs Quotes and Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. 1 Love is grand; divorce is a 100 grand. 2 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 3 I would stop eating chocolate. but I'm not a quitter! 4 You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza. 5 Gravity…… always gets me down. 6 Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. - Christina Georgina Rossetti. 7 The bandage was wound around the wound.
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Short Funny Sayings: Funny Smart Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. 1 Be of use, but don't be used. 2 Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money! 3 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 4 The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain. 5 1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts. 8 Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. 10 Do you have the time? Funny Quotes and Sayi...
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Short Funny Sayings: Short Funny Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. 1 A rich man’s joke is always funny. 2 Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 3 Fighting for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity. 4 The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. 5 Do they ever shut up on your planet? 6 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.". The lazy way to find something ridiculous.].
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Funny Short Sayings: February 2009
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Funny Mistakes in Speaking English. Short Funny Sayings and Quotes. Funny Sayings and Quotes. 1 Girls improve their looks not their mind, because they know guys are stupid, not blind. 2 And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln. 3 Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W.C. Fields (Mississippi, 1935). 5 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 7 It's bett...
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Funny Short Sayings: Short Funny Quotes
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Smart Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes. Funny Quotes and Sayings. Funny Short Quotes and Sayings. 1 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 2 The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. 3 The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others. 4 Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
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Funny Short Sayings: April 2011
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Smart Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes. Funny Quotes and Sayings. Funny Short Quotes and Sayings. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. 1 As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. 2 Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. 3 Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again. 4 Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so. 1 A lot of beautiful peop...
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Short Funny Sayings: June 2008
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Funny Quotes and Sayings. 1 Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies. 2 When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 3 On the other hand. you have different fingers. 4 I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 5 Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. 6 Money Talks . but all mine ever says is Goodbye! 10 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Short Funny Sayings: Short Funny Quotes and Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Short Funny Quotes and Sayings. 1 You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. 2 It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome. 3 Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. 4 He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! 7 Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
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Short Funny Sayings: Short Funny Quotes and Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Short Funny Quotes and Sayings. 1 Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home. 2 Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. 3 Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population. 4 Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego? 5 As she's leaving.Hey aren't you forgetting something? 6 Wrestling is ballet with violence. 7 Sticking feathers up your butt, doesn't make you a chiken.