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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. Best Buy recommends that I do not fight their employee. Posted 3 years ago. I mean yeah. I have a blog. it's incredible. whatever. probably the greatest thing you can read ever. stop making a big deal about it. Alright, fine. Here are the ONLY things you need to know about me. And if any of you ask me any other questions pertaining to any other aspect of my life, SO HELP ME GOD I'll fucking punch you:. 2) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme.

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., The Evolution of Louis C.K. 

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. The Evolution of Louis C.K. Posted 4 years ago. I mean yeah. I have a blog. it's incredible. whatever. probably the greatest thing you can read ever. stop making a big deal about it. Alright, fine. Here are the ONLY things you need to know about me. And if any of you ask me any other questions pertaining to any other aspect of my life, SO HELP ME GOD I'll fucking punch you:. 2) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme. 10) I have a sister. Her ...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So.

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. NO SHAVEMBER: Week 2. I’ve been no shaving for a full week now. I’ve also been completely falling apart for a full week now. Coincidence? No Shavember: Week 1. Okay I’m exaggerating a little bit. Having a slight beard stubble hasn’t actually been that bad. But I did lose my favorite pen this morning and I think it might’ve been stolen in a hate crime against bearded people. I bet Kyle fucking stole it. GODDAMMIT KYLE! Kyle just asked me if I found my pen yet because he would ...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., I got to spend this past weekend in Los Angeles. I...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. Posted 4 years ago. I mean yeah. I have a blog. it's incredible. whatever. probably the greatest thing you can read ever. stop making a big deal about it. Alright, fine. Here are the ONLY things you need to know about me. And if any of you ask me any other questions pertaining to any other aspect of my life, SO HELP ME GOD I'll fucking punch you:. 1) I will NOT tell you my name. Sharing any personal info like that on the internet only leads to getting raped. 12) My favori- wa...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., 1 YEAR LATER: OUTTAKES We had a lot of fun when...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. 1 YEAR LATER: OUTTAKES. We had a lot of fun when we recorded this video over a year ago (that was a blatant lie) (I hated every second of it) (I’m sorry for lying to you guys) (Just watch this video to see how much I hated it) (If you need to see the original video again just scroll down to the previous post) (parenthesis) (sorry again for lying to you). Posted 4 years ago. 2) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme. 5) I can't think of a 5th thing.

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., The Cool Guy at Work

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. The Cool Guy at Work. There’s a guy at work who’s really cool. Here are my tweets describing the few interactions I’ve had with him:. Posted 4 years ago. Reblogged this from oncemoreforluck. Reblogged this from oncemoreforluck. Reblogged this from oncemoreforluck. Reblogged this from goreadabook. Reblogged this from a-piss-poor-captain. Reblogged this from oncemoreforluck. Reblogged this from goreadabook. 2) My favorite athlete of all-time (maybe even person) is Jake Delhomme.

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., My Brother's Homework II

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. My Brother’s Homework II. My brother did it again. This is the sequel to one of my most popular posts, My Brother’s Homework. Where I introduced my 10-year-old brother Omar as the most hilarious 5th grader who doesn’t do anything productive ever and gets away with it. For his latest assignment, he was supposed to “construct a physical diagram of a mountain.” Simple enough. It was supposed to look like something that this fucking nerd did:. And I promise you. I wasn’t go...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., NO SHAVEMBER: Week 3

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. NO SHAVEMBER: Week 3. This week I had to deal with vicious verbal taunting which is also known as BULLYING! Kyle was on the phone with a client and I heard him mention that he just finished reading The Da Vinci Code. Ummm how fucking DARE you, Kyle? I know that The Da Vinci Code was made into a film starring Tom Hanks who was also in Cast Away where he lost his mind because he grew a hideous gigantic homeless man beard! Oh and I’m banging your wife now. Is that a mustache?

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So., 1 YEAR LATER: Video Q & A with my Sister It’s...

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I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So. 1 YEAR LATER: Video Q and A with my Sister. It’s been a year since my sister and I made this disaster of a video. This was one of my own personal favorite posts, so tomorrow I’m going to be posting a special video I made in honor of it. It’s a video compilation of some outtakes that occurred while recording this. In case you’re wondering or bored or lonely or sad or dying or a giraffe, this is the original post that inspired the Q and A video:. Let’s Play a Game. 4) I often f...