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Fat Traveler: Weddings & Presidential Elections
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Monday, November 3, 2008. Weddings and Presidential Elections. I have now confirmed my long belief that weddings and presidential elections are 2 occasions that bring out the absolute worst in people. On the eve of the election tensions are high with feelings and attitudes about who the new president should be. Today, for instance, at work 2 coworkers got into a disagreement about the presidential nominees and the "democrat" proceeded to proclaim that all "republicans" are racist pigs! Okie In The City.
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Fat Traveler: Voters Remorse
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Wednesday, November 5, 2008. So how are you going to vote today? As we made our way outside I looked to her and she had that same look on her face. That smug look with a small smile.I was enraged. We got into the car and the questions started. So how did you vote? She asked. I sat there for a minute just focused on the road ahead of me. "Are you going to tell me? She asked again. "Well, how did you vote? We rolled up to a stop light and I turned to face her. She was glaring at me! This is great, man!
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Fat Traveler: Cactus in the pants
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Wednesday, January 2, 2008. Cactus in the pants. The old guy said: "I dont watch the Bravo (TV Channel), those queer guys are on it". So here it is, I confess.one of my favorite things to do is to look up the home page of the various towns that I have lived in throughout the years; which at the most recent count is 9. I check in just to see what is going on, look at some pictures, and wax nastalgic. Then I began to wonder.Why would anyone put this stuff on a city homepage? Labels: West Texas Weirdness.
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Fat Traveler: January 2008
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Saturday, January 19, 2008. I really wish you would lock the door when you come home! She said with a sense of urgency. "Did you hear me? I said I wish you would lock the damn door! He pretended to ignore her and continued watching TV. She yelled. "Are you listening to me? I said you need to lock the damn door! She yelled as she hurled a stuffed animal at him, striking him on the side of the head. AAAGGGHHH" she yelled; as she went into the kitchen to do the dishes. Wednesday, January 2, 2008. I do under...
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Fat Traveler: one minute rhyme
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Thursday, May 28, 2009. Its my good friend Kyle. He has a lot of style. We talk about cool wife Les,. And Kyle proclaims she is the best. Livin' it up in the NYC,. Drinking scotch and watchin' the Lebowski. We relive our old memory,. Hoppin' down to Tulsa and the former anarchy. This made me so happy! Thanks for posting. Although, I think he's lying about his wife. I've heard she's kind of a bee-atch:) Thanks for sharing the trip down memory lane. May 28, 2009 at 7:14 PM. May 30, 2009 at 8:20 AM.
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Fat Traveler: May 2009
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Thursday, May 28, 2009. Its my good friend Kyle. He has a lot of style. We talk about cool wife Les,. And Kyle proclaims she is the best. Livin' it up in the NYC,. Drinking scotch and watchin' the Lebowski. We relive our old memory,. Hoppin' down to Tulsa and the former anarchy. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Things I am currently listening too. The Moth's Weekly Podcast. Old Crow Medicine Show. Okie In The City. View my complete profile.
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Fat Traveler: A Lover Quarrells
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Saturday, January 19, 2008. I really wish you would lock the door when you come home! She said with a sense of urgency. "Did you hear me? I said I wish you would lock the damn door! He pretended to ignore her and continued watching TV. She yelled. "Are you listening to me? I said you need to lock the damn door! She yelled as she hurled a stuffed animal at him, striking him on the side of the head. AAAGGGHHH" she yelled; as she went into the kitchen to do the dishes. January 20, 2008 at 10:48 AM.
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Fat Traveler: Ode to the Captain
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Saturday, February 2, 2008. Ode to the Captain. It was somewhere around 1130 pm when the excessive drug-induced music of the late 60's and early 70's counterculture music grabbed a hold of my nutsack and would not let go. Oh yes my friend it proved to be an evening of excess and dead brown leaves lying beside my feet. I drunkenly yelled at my friend. "You drank all of the Captain! There was a hint of vigiliance in my voice. Hey man, its all gonna be ok." he tried to drunkenly comfort me. Where will I go?
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Fat Traveler: Pissin' Vinegar
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Sunday, February 17, 2008. He whispered underneath his breath. He could hear her feet shuffling down the hallway as he frantically tried to pull the toilet paper off of the role. She caught him. What are you doing? Did, did you piss on the toilet seat again? She sighed. "You know I can feel that when I sit on the toilet seat right! She proclaimed in a digusted tone. "You are so nasty! Raise the damn toilet seat when you go to do that! I'm enjoying your intimate skirmishes. February 17, 2008 at 7:34 PM.
