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I Hate Clam Chowder or “We KNOW how badly you need to get laid” – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. I Hate Clam Chowder or “We KNOW how badly you need to get laid”. October 23, 2013. October 24, 2013. By The Captains Daughter. I hate clam chowder. And not just because it is seafood mixed with dairy and smells like a dolphin’s butt, but because I have been covered in it since I was 18 years old. We had an 80s style Sunday Brunch with 15 kinds of fancy jello (old people like jello) and prime rib. It was a haven for “The Newly Wed and The Nearly Dead.”. I have a couple of...
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Don’t tell me what to do (Unless I’m naked….) – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. Don’t tell me what to do (Unless I’m naked….). October 10, 2013. October 24, 2013. By The Captains Daughter. Oh my God its been a whole month….I think I once mentioned that blogging for me is not like riding a bike. It gets harder the longer I wait and then it becomes this looming task like calling a relative you’ve been avoiding. Then suddenly you find out they died. NOW look what you’ve done! So we are shooting for every other week. It works just as well AND its true.
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The Captains Daughter – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. Author: The Captains Daughter. I am a writer experiencing midlife crisis and a mother who is trying to get a life. Its time. My Dad is the Captain. I am his Daughter. Arrr. The Dark…Goddamn the F’ing Dark. February 3, 2017. February 4, 2017. By The Captains Daughter. You know what is really hard about taking up a project (like a blog, or a painting, or any other right brained endeavor) after a long period of depression? September 1, 2014. September 1, 2014. I spent yeste...
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This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you… – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you…. March 30, 2014. March 30, 2014. By The Captains Daughter. Cheetoh lust………. So this is going to hurt a little. Its going to be like pulling off a scab. And I’m going to be like some cranky old man who just got a knee replacement and is going to the gym. He’s looking at all the hot young trainers flexing their butt muscles while he tries to bend his knee and wanting to shove his cane up their collective tight asses. The Bit...
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Lost on my Birthday – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. Lost on my Birthday. November 14, 2013. November 14, 2013. By The Captains Daughter. I just had another birthday. The goddamn things come once a year whether I like it or not. I know. Bad joke. Too easy. 8220;So you’re 29 again right? I will tear your head off like a praying mantis. Cuz I’m in my 40’s damnit! That is enough birthday bitterness. My head is full of it. All the bullshit that my mother and grandmother imparted to me. But mama LOVES to dance. Sandy with her d...
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Casual Sex and Other Oxymorons – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. Casual Sex and Other Oxymorons. May 6, 2014. June 9, 2014. By The Captains Daughter. I ran off my lover and I’m pretty sure I did it on purpose. It needed to be done. Not sure this is funny, though. Remains to be seen. Hell is not somewhere you go. Its something you carry around with you. Neil Gaiman. It really sucks when you don’t get the ending that you imagine in your head. I suck at alot of things, but handling heartache is truly my worst skill. Damn I love that movie.
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Goodbye Fisher King. And thank you for EVERYTHING – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. Goodbye Fisher King. And thank you for EVERYTHING. August 13, 2014. By The Captains Daughter. I spent yesterday sobbing on and off over the death of Robin Williams. The whole country did. And even now I am pacing and sobbing because I have forgotten how to blog. And I HAVE to write this. Please pardon me if this sucks a little. And I will try for once, to pardon myself. I know he hated Mork, but it was a HUGE part of my childhood. And its where I met him. I stopped writi...
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The Captain Has Left the Building – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. The Captain Has Left the Building. November 15, 2013. November 15, 2013. By The Captains Daughter. So I was composing a post for my birthday (dark and inappropriate just like me….) when my brother called to tell me that our father had died. It was sudden. We didn’t get a chance to say goodbye. We hadn’t expected this but in hindsight we should have been more prepared. But nobody ever is. And besides. Dad’s are invincible. Especially ours. I looked something like this:.
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Pocket Rocker – And STILL The Captains Daughter…
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And STILL The Captains Daughter…. September 1, 2014. September 1, 2014. By The Captains Daughter. I am a really slow learner when it comes to men. I have been off the market for a long time and they are NOT like riding a bike. Especially in their 50s. And yes I meant that EXACTLY how it sounded. That is unfortunately my age bracket. And as lovely as they can be to hang out with, they come with serious baggage. They have children and ex wives. Or worse yet ALMOST ex wives. But mine is a little different.