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Confessions of a FTM: I can't make this stuff up
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Wednesday, January 30, 2008. I can't make this stuff up. Honest to God, this is a real product. It's called the Babykeeper. It's for hanging your precious child from the bathroom door while you pee. I'm not kidding. I suppose at least you could put the kid to work as a TP holder (do you. Someone just isn't thinking hard enough.
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Confessions of a FTM: The Writer's Strike Must End!
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Thursday, January 24, 2008. The Writer's Strike Must End! George Clooney help - you're our only hope! Seriously, this strike needs to end, and soon. I just checked the updated strike chart from TV Guide, and it's bad, people. Really bad. ( Here's. And ER: 0 (not that I've watched ER since George left). Please, for the safety o...
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Confessions of a FTM: Sleeping Vs. Bonding
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Tuesday, January 15, 2008. Sleeping Vs. Bonding. At this stage of the game most of the issues revolve around sleep, I've found. Or, lackthereof. For baby and mama. My little bug was sleeping super well, which got me spoiled. Then, she devolved into cries at least three to four times a night. Mainly, she wants her binky. Ugh Co...
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Confessions of a FTM: 2007-10-28
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Monday, October 29, 2007. And it's not even Christmas. This weekend we trekked to the local mall for what apparently is a parent rite of passage: the studio photos. We picked J.C. Penny's portrait studio, mainly because I'm lazy and that's the coupon I had. My little pea pod did fine waiting, but since she had been changed and...
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Confessions of a FTM: 2008-01-13
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Tuesday, January 15, 2008. Sleeping Vs. Bonding. At this stage of the game most of the issues revolve around sleep, I've found. Or, lackthereof. For baby and mama. My little bug was sleeping super well, which got me spoiled. Then, she devolved into cries at least three to four times a night. Mainly, she wants her binky. Ugh Co...
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Confessions of a FTM: 2007-10-21
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Wednesday, October 24, 2007. Every diplomatic meeting should include a baby. If you have children, you know the thrill of that first laugh. My baby laughed for the first time recently, and I just about burst into tears, it sounded so good (my child has officially turned my rather cynical being into complete mush). Once I get i...
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Confessions of a FTM: 2008-04-06
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. The Miracle of Life. A friend recently asked me to describe the miracle that is having a baby. The funny thing is, of all the topics in the world I have millions of pretty words for, this isn't one of them. And then there are the things that can go wrong. It breaks the heart to think of babies who a...
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Confessions of a FTM: The Radio Star And Other Random Thoughts
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Thursday, January 24, 2008. The Radio Star And Other Random Thoughts. So I'm driving to the mall today, and the Buggles' 'Video Killed The Radio Star' came on the radio. I started to sing along (you're sad, I know, that you couldn't hear that brilliant piece of work from me). Anway, just some thoughts for a dreary Thursday.
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Confessions of a FTM: 2007-10-14
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Tuesday, October 16, 2007. Ha I laugh at you, Halle Berry. It's a lovely thought, in theory. Gorgeous. Berry (who is from Cleveland originally, by the way) is pregnant, as everyone knows (congrats to her, by the way! And a friend of mine just sent me a link from People magazine about Berry's intentions to be eco.
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Confessions of a FTM: The Miracle of Life
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Confessions of a FTM. The hardest job on earth - being a first-time mom. This is my brutally honest blog as I navigate the trials and tribulations of parenthood for the first time. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. The Miracle of Life. A friend recently asked me to describe the miracle that is having a baby. The funny thing is, of all the topics in the world I have millions of pretty words for, this isn't one of them. And then there are the things that can go wrong. It breaks the heart to think of babies who a...