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Awkward Mom: February 2015
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Tuesday, February 17, 2015. Awkward Mom and Super Baby. Squeeze in your first birthday. Have you guys met my sister? She's kinda a big deal.". Those eyes may be new, but they know it all. Nothing keeps you from your beauty rest. You even take down intergalactic gangsters like it's no big thing. And you deserve far more than being squeezed in. I love you,. PS I am glad that I squeezed in writing this today, because tomorrow, all I want to do is get lost in the wise eyes of yours. You had school today and ...
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Awkward Mom: Awkward Mom vs. the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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Thursday, March 26, 2015. Awkward Mom vs. the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. In no real order, the reasons that today is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day:. 1 I have bronchitis. I have had bronchitis for a week. I am tired of being sick. 3 The baby won't stop crying. And won't nap. And won't eat. And won't do anything but cry. 4 Awkward Dad isn't picking up his phone and it is going to voice mail. And voice mail is full. 5 It's rainy and cold. Again. Moms do crazy things? 10 And tha...
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Awkward Mom: July 2014
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Sunday, July 27, 2014. We're out being awkward right now;. Having adventures and collecting material for our next tale. Please feel free to check out some of our past sagas,. While you await our return. They're like summer reruns! Saturday, July 26, 2014. Awkward Mom vs. The Mommy Wars (battle 2). Let's be real; this is probably battle 2,000,000,000. All they want is some kisses and an underdog push on the swing. Wanna do that together? I oughta be flexible; I'm a mom. Did I mention that I have some cake?
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Awkward Mom: September 2014
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Awkward Mom vs. Change. Seriously, don't change a thing. I don't think you are listening. I am speaking literally. Stop growing. I can't afford any more clothes and I like you this size. So, I don't know, start drinking coffee. Build a time machine. Learn to alter the time/space continuum. Whatever it takes, just get on it, OK? And with that in mind, I repeat; DON'T CHANGE. Don't change. The world needs your brave sweetness and your bold acceptance. I love you,. The thing is...
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Awkward Mom: January 2015
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Thursday, January 29, 2015. Awkward Mom vs. The Potential Move. So, yeah, where have I been? Haven't been around here, that's for sure. Where have I been? Good question. Not really sure. Been busier than normal and normal is pretty busy. Super Preschooler had a birthday. We celebrated it on the road, visiting Awkward Grandma and Grandpa and going to the first of Awkward Dad's many upcoming job interviews. Oh yes, that's where I've been! Physically and mentally and in-the-middle-of-the-nightally. Oh, and ...
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Awkward Mom: August 2014
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014. Awkward Mom vs. Summer Binge. I don't care if you're tired; get in the van! It's your last week of summer! Then, I dissolve into tears, usually on the front lawn, for all the neighbors to enjoy. Super Kindergartner, ever thoughtful, will bring me a Freezie-Pop and we will sit out there and watch cars until I calm down. Because you see, I'm trying to carry all the legos. Have you ever tried to carry all the legos, Readers? Stop carrying all the legos. It never ends well! Let's wo...
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Awkward Mom: June 2014
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Monday, June 30, 2014. Awkward Mom vs. the Next Generation. Not that next generation. Awkward Mom isn't tangling with Klingons. She's not crazy. You guys really want this letter to be trekkie, don't you? Important, scientific data with charts and graphs of poor academic performance and decreasing social skills that this loud group of naysayers like to wave around, usually on an iPad. I know. They aren't met with a thunderous wave of "Me! I love you,. PS Dibs on the first hoverboard ride! Thanks, Charles ...
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Awkward Mom: April 2015
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Friday, April 24, 2015. Awkward Mom vs. Eavesdropping. I am just gonna sit here and type what the children are doing in the other room. I promise you, it will be worth it:. Super 1st: OK, look, I'm the brave knight. Super Toddler is my beloved and bravest warrior. Super Preschooler is an evil wizard. And Super Baby is the dragon. I'm imprisoned by the evil wizard in the tallest tower of the land (the bunk bed). And Super Toddler has to save me. Super Preschooler: Cool. Oh, hang on, I need a hat. This "no...
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Awkward Mom: Awkward Mom vs. Leprechaun Traps
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Wednesday, March 18, 2015. Awkward Mom vs. Leprechaun Traps. Check it out, I'll wait. What fresh hell is this? That was my first thought. Cute crafty time-involved nonsense that Perfect Mom cooked up in her diabolical lab and then sent out, via her Pinterest clones, to torment all of the normal moms with the knowledge that we aren't good enough and stuffing our children's brief childhood with enough magical delights. Ugh. I went through all the stages:. 6 Existential crisis about my role in the universe ...
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Awkward Mom: Awkward Mom vs. Feminism
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Monday, April 6, 2015. Awkward Mom vs. Feminism. Psst Hey, you. Yes, you. Wanna be a feminist? Well, today is your lucky day because you too can be a feminist in 4 easy steps! 1 Define feminism as the ideology that woman and men should have equal rights and opportunities. People might try to stick other stuff in there. Don't let them. Tell them, politely but firmly, to go get their own ideology or sub-ideology. And maybe a sandwich. They seem crabby, maybe they are hungry. You are now a feminist! Im pret...
