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Sedated Gorilla: Flattery Will Get You Headbutted
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Tuesday, January 19. Flattery Will Get You Headbutted. During a polite conversation with a female, the following was said to me:. You know you could be completely hideous, but you'd still be good looking because you're so funny.". I will now list other compliments I feel are on the same level as this one. You are such a snappy dresser that it weakens your stench a bit.". I have such a good time talking to you that I don't even want to have sex.". You remind me of a super intelligent chimpanzee.". I'm Mak...
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Sedated Gorilla: Something to Believe In
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Wednesday, December 23. Something to Believe In. In this post I will continue to explore candidates for my second attempt at faith. Please note that I used a post EGAE picture of Goldblum only because I have a general sense of him being from outer space. This idea sounds futile at first. Why believe in something that you are 95% sure isn't real? Urging me to show him that smile again, and I know that Ross Gellar. Unfortunately, aside from the potential of the most cool ass stained glass window you could ...
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Sedated Gorilla: December 2009
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Wednesday, December 23. Something to Believe In. In this post I will continue to explore candidates for my second attempt at faith. Please note that I used a post EGAE picture of Goldblum only because I have a general sense of him being from outer space. This idea sounds futile at first. Why believe in something that you are 95% sure isn't real? Urging me to show him that smile again, and I know that Ross Gellar. Unfortunately, aside from the potential of the most cool ass stained glass window you could ...
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Sedated Gorilla: December 2008
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Tuesday, December 23. What an unfortunate thing it was to spend precious time watching that "fight" I posted about last week. It was very likely the most boring piece of shit fight I have ever seen in my life. Amputees could have squared off and produced a more entertaining boxing match. . That being said, Evander. Usually when I spend $25 and wind up that revolted and depressed I have to get a blood test done afterwards. As I watched Holyfield. I'm not really sure how to handle this milestone of making ...
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Sedated Gorilla: September 2008
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Monday, September 29. I hate you because of your face. Hate is not a word I throw around very often when it comes to people. Hate is an extreme feeling that should be reserved for those who have committed heinous acts against you or those close to you. If I hate someone, merely thinking of them will fill me with anger and venom to the point where I feel the need to take a shit. A glowing. Red. Shit. To become one of the top zookeepers in all of South America. They can not grab my heartstrings! You may sa...
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Sedated Gorilla: April 2009
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Tuesday, April 21. A List of People I Can Have Sex With. The following list has been submitted by my girlfriend in response to my previous post:. Links instead of pictures because they don't get me frustrated to the point of pissing blood). Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine or Marlon Jackson . If you promised not to break her heart. Any of the Real Housewives of New York, except the countess (Find it yourselves.). And any of the people on my list, except for Padma Lakshmi. Thursday, April 16. That is to say...
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Sedated Gorilla: July 2009
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Monday, July 20. How I Became Grossly Overweight. I have a terrible new hobby. I was browsing the internet at work and came upon a book that piqued my interest. That book is Ratio: The Simple Codes Behind the Craft of Everyday Cooking. By Michael Ruhlman. Now you might think it is odd for me to be interested in any kind of cooking, since I really only enjoy meat, pasta, candy and any combination of those three things, especially if you melt mozzerella cheese on top of it. A sweet ass Bread Wheel! With th...
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Sedated Gorilla: Affirmation
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Friday, January 15. There is only one thing I do not look good in. And this, my dear old friend, is exactly why you need to sign up for a Twitter account. I actually posted a msg. (also known as tweeting *gags*) yesterday saying, everyday i ask myself why i have a twitter account. You dont look good in general? I didnt get it until I just wrote that. I was going to make some homosexual military office/dukes of hazard joke, but then I fucking figured it out. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Sedated Gorilla: February 2009
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Wednesday, February 11. At the suggestion of Diane, who I will from now on assume has the last name Chambers, I will lay out my plan for Valentines Day. She, for some reason, assumed I will need assistance with it. I doubt this very much. After eating at this place we will probably be stuffed to the gills, so going to a theater and being able to sit down will be muy. Mall Cop because Taken may be a bit too depressing for Valentine's Day. Of flowers in the room, and possibly an array of colorful cupcakes ...
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Sedated Gorilla: November 2008
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Wednesday, November 26. My Diet, Part 3: Smile and say Puke! This will be brief as I have a half day today. I think it's for parent teacher conferences. Cheese. I like a smattering of Parmesan. Cheese on my foods. I am pleased by Ricotta when it is stuffed inside a ravioli. I despise all other cheeses. . 160;I hate all this shit. . Cheese is gross. It smells gross. It feels gross. I really don't even want to touch cheese unless it is to throw at people eating cheese. . Do you know how cheese is made?
