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Things That Never Happened: October 2009
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Things That Never Happened. Wednesday, October 14, 2009. This poses one giant, massive question: Who the hell do you think you are? What are you afraid of? Your friends are still your friends whether you eliminate your last name or not. They can still see your pictures, your Farmville chaos and your Perez Hilton fan page. Ok, ok, you don't want people to be able to search for you. Well then how do you expect to network? How do you expect to spy on new people? Changing your birth certificate? Trees that h...
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Things That Never Happened: Etiquette in 7 Easy Steps
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Things That Never Happened. Sunday, March 31, 2013. Etiquette in 7 Easy Steps. How to properly behave in an Ivy League university library in New York City:. 2 Get lost. Go down a few flights of stairs/stares. Turn right, left, and then whatever direction you choose. If you find yourself amongst books, smusty mells, and sweaty college students - you're on your way. 5 Oppa bathroom time. 6 Return to your stuff. Thank Mr. Marathon for his generosity of time and spirit and carry on with your activity.
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Things That Never Happened: August 2010
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Things That Never Happened. Wednesday, August 18, 2010. Keep Your Hands Dry. Always. Last night I was at my comedy class and during our 10 minute break I went to the bathroom. Business was taken care of and I meandered over the the sink for my post-tinkle wash-up. I use only luke warm water when I cleanse my hands/soul. I was late for the second half of class, but I was fine with that. I had conquered the beast. Copernicus once said, "He who overcomes obstacles with great intensity and cold breat...
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Things That Never Happened: 3 More Deadly Poems
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Things That Never Happened. Thursday, June 16, 2011. 3 More Deadly Poems. 1) There once was a guy named Chuck,. He was always running out of luck,. One day he went hiking and was eaten by wolves,. And boy, did that really suck. 2) There once was a girl named Kate,. She was always running late,. One day she got lost and was eaten by wolves,. And was on time at the Pearly Gate. 3) There once was a fellow named Mike,. He was always riding his bike,. One day he fell down, but wasn't eaten by wolves,.
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Things That Never Happened: Four More Deadly Poems, (Famous People Edition)
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Things That Never Happened. Friday, July 8, 2011. Four More Deadly Poems, (Famous People Edition). There once was a lady, Gaga her name,. Almost the same,. One day she was on stage and was eaten by wolves,. Not the fault of a person, as the 80s were to blame. There once was a woman named Kesha. Her hair was blond, her shirts mesh-a,. One day she became irrelevant, and was eaten by wolves,. And people cared even less-a. There once was a man named Jay-Z,. I'm king of hip-hop, he did decree,.
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Riha Reviews: Oscar Nomination Predictions
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I don't make sense, but I have many thoughts. Wednesday, January 9, 2013. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Aka Oscar nominations happen this Thursday! Like usual, I'll offer my predictions for will WILL be nominated and also throw in what should be nominated. So you'll have a sense of how disgruntled I'll be this weekend. Let's work our way up to the big awards. Much like the actual Oscar broadcast.but without nonsensical awards that seem like filler. Alan Arkin, Argo. Javier Bardem, Skyfall.
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Riha Reviews: February 2011
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I don't make sense, but I have many thoughts. Saturday, February 26, 2011. All About the Oscars. Well, it's that time of year again. Oscars! Pending any on-set meltdowns. The only thing this picture makes me want to consider is jumping into a live volcano. Still, I think the safe money is to bet on Leo, but my gut is saying Steinfeld. BEST ACTOR, LEAD PERFORMANCE. Will Win: Colin Firth. Anyone who thinks anything else is just plain dumb. BEST ACTRESS, LEAD PERFORMANCE. My Pick: David Fincher. I mean,...
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Riha Reviews: March 2012
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I don't make sense, but I have many thoughts. Sunday, March 11, 2012. Movie Review: Friends with Kids. Do you know someone who is desperate to get you to like him or her (or gender neutral pronoun, who knows)? This movie is sort of like that friend- charming at moments, and lord knows this friend has a checklist of all of your favorite things (aka Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig, etc). Yet, the desperation to win you over is ultimately off putting. That's how I would describe Friends with Kids. Yes, I know it...
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Riha Reviews: January 2013
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I don't make sense, but I have many thoughts. Wednesday, January 9, 2013. IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! Aka Oscar nominations happen this Thursday! Like usual, I'll offer my predictions for will WILL be nominated and also throw in what should be nominated. So you'll have a sense of how disgruntled I'll be this weekend. Let's work our way up to the big awards. Much like the actual Oscar broadcast.but without nonsensical awards that seem like filler. Alan Arkin, Argo. Javier Bardem, Skyfall.
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Riha Reviews: October 2011
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I don't make sense, but I have many thoughts. Tuesday, October 11, 2011. TV Review: 2 Broke Girls. Anywho, before this turns "ahhhhh my feelings" on you, faithful reader (singular), I'm going to jump into a quick review of a new tv show (and I'm going to work my way through the other new shows I watch, slowly but surely). I dunno. Grammar. But yeah, it's kinda racist. Not enough to offend me though, because I am an average-to-just-plain-bad person. I've made peace with it. Labels: 2 broke girls.
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