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Average Intentions: January 2009

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Monday, January 26, 2009. Ah, the wonderful wisdom of XKCD. During my bored-at-work internet browsings I got stuck hitting the random button on XKCD. For about half an hour. Twas time well spent. There are always a million reasons not to do something. Exciting things happen when you ignore the pesky “what-ifs” of this quickly fading existence, close your eyes, and jump. Saturday, January 24, 2009. You don't just go around messing with "the tag"). 1 I might have superpowers. This is not hurried, I need to...

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Estimated Tolerances: December 2008

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Sunday, December 28, 2008. Cognitive Human's Tolerance to 'The West Wing'. Two secluded rooms with a single chair and television set were constructed. A living, cognitive, generally healthy human (Subject A) was put in one room. A dead body (Subject B) was placed in the other. Episodes of The West Wing were played continuously for 36 hours. At the end of the time frame, Subject A had committed suicide. Subject B was in the same place in front of the TV. Sunday, December 21, 2008. After marinating in chum...

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street: The Meticulous Hypothesis: Part IV: Average Indentions/Goodbye My Turtle Friend (I didn't even know your name)

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street. Sunday, January 11, 2009. The Meticulous Hypothesis: Part IV: Average Indentions/Goodbye My Turtle Friend (I didn't even know your name). I get very emotional about my breakfast meats. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is the place where ideas are but a whisper, and time the wind of happiness on top of a mountain of good times. Enigmas are the currency of the land and the bank teller has a tendency to tell boring stories about her cat.

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street: Mysterious Liquid

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street. Sunday, December 28, 2008. I found a bucket of yellow liquid in my refrigerator the other day. As I stared at it in deep preponderance of thought, I wondered if the liquid was urine or melted butter. I thought about tasting it to resolve my query, but decided against it because of the unsavory nature a possible libation of urine would bring. Instead I decided to grease a pan with the substance before cooking some stir fry. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street: January 2009

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Random thoughts/Things Found on The Street. Friday, January 23, 2009. Most foods have a beginning and an end. Most foods have much nutrition to lend. To your stomach,. And thereby the rest of you. Circular foods are much more confusing. Circular foods are much more abusing. Because I don't know where to start eating them. I sit and I stare at my circular foods. I sit and I stare in my circular moods. While my stomach growls. And my acid splashes my insides. I once sat, cold and naked,. Upon waking I had ...

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Estimated Tolerances: Man's Tolerance to Shark BItes

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. Man's Tolerance to Shark BItes. A fit 35 year old male decided to see how many shark bites he could tolerate before giving in to the unbearable pain. After marinating in chum, the test subject entered the tank. The shark took one bite and ripped the man's arm clean off at the shoulder. The man forfeited immediately and began screaming and moaning in pain as he was pulled from the water. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Apply that same principle to this blog. It helps.

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Estimated Tolerances: Sombrero's Tolerance to the "Mexican Hat Dance"

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009. Sombrero's Tolerance to the "Mexican Hat Dance". 5 undercover sombreros were taken to a bar in nearby Tijuana. They acted casually, ordering domestic Mexican brews and the occasional shot of tequila for the cholos. When the "Mexican Hat Dance" was played on the juke box, they dropped their ponchos, revealing an arsenal of of weaponry. Only the women, and slightly drunk children made it out of the bar alive. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Childrens Tolerance to Car Bumpers.

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Estimated Tolerances: Confederate Primates' Social Tolerance

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Sunday, January 11, 2009. Confederate Primates' Social Tolerance. We decided a social experiment was in order, hopefully learning from our cheeky predecessors- the chimpanzee. A group of "hometown" chimps from the countryside of South Carolina was introduced into an enclosure with firearms, moonshine, and textbooks from the pre-civil rights era. After leaving them for a week to become acclimated to one another, an "alternative lifestyle" chimp from southern California was brought into the group. If a blo...