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Chancentrate: July 2008
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008. Funeral for a Trend. When did charities and funerals get in bed together? Why does every funeral disallow flowers these days and instead force it's attendees to give to charity? The irony of this train of thought is staggering - surely the entire point of funeral is to celebrate the life, however brief, of someone? Is a flower not a great symbol for the often startling brevity of life itself? Why should some bureaucratic faceless organization get the money? The whole things seem...
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Chancentrate: May 2008
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008. Body Dismorphic Disorder - here I come! Body Dysmorphic Disorder - here I come! There's something very dangerous happening in the world of women's under-garments at the moment. This may or may not interest you boys, but for you girls, I think we need to discuss this. I took them from all different lines, "basic" "Fashion" "Something Special" - and yet there's one thing they all have in common. She looked at me blankly, and flatly said "No". Wow. There's no way Tracey from the cou...
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Chancentrate: September 2008
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Thursday, September 18, 2008. 10 Rules of People:. 1 You can accurately gauge a girl's maturity by their response to Winona Ryder's decision in Reality Bites. Yes to choosing Troy (Ethan Hawke) = immature. Yes to choosing Michael (Ben Stiller) = Mature. 2 Women with bells on their anklet/hem of their skirt are idiots. No exception. 3 Yes periods are a pain and they get worse with age and we all know that if men got periods, tampons et al. would be free etc. - but they are not THAT. 10 Any woman over the ...
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Chancentrate: Pumpkin Party, Pumping Arty
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Friday, October 31, 2008. Pumpkin Party, Pumping Arty. Anyways, in honor of the day, I've been trawling around looking for some super jack-o-lanterns and boy have I found some gems! Join me on my trip down Lantern Lane. Where better to start then the traditional Jack-O's, these are your standard fare and probably the most heart-warming to me as they're just so classic:. That's my kinda carving! Okay, this is impressive and all, clearly took his time - but what the hell is it? Just random swirls and lines?
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Chancentrate: June 2008
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Friday, June 20, 2008. 2008 in the house! That's right bitches, check it out. Royal Enclosure. I've now been a member for 5 years and I can propose other people to be members but you gotta have the credentials, innit. So if you think you got what it takes to rub shoulders with high society, let me know and I might consider it. So it was a stunning day weather wise:. And behold the winning ticket of the first race of the day! But the real fun of Ascot is of course checking out what everyone else is wearin...
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Chancentrate: March 2007
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Monday, March 12, 2007. I'm currently in the midst of writing a lovely entry. A proper entry. Two entries in fact. Your cup of literary intellectualism joy shall over-runneth soon. In the meantime, here are some interesting facts about yours truly:. 5 Films I have no desire to see:. In the advert, the more cemented my disinterest becomes. 5 Films I have a desire to see:. 2 It's Christian Bale, Steve Zahn and Werner Herzog. What, really, can go wrong? I hope so. The teasers and trailers so far look su...
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Chancentrate: January 2008
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Thursday, January 17, 2008. In only a couple hours I will be getting a Hollywood bikini wax. I will have even less hair than the ladies you see above. I'm getting it all off. For fun. I figure girls should mix it up once in a while. Let the bitch grow out, then rip it off, sometimes totally, sometimes a little, grow it out again, then rip it all off again. Keep him guessing I say, no one wants boring pussy. But then if Brazilian is "everything except for a landing strip" (which is how most websites descr...
