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Curmudgeon68: May 2007
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Friday, May 25, 2007. Stolen from me. If he hadn't had a truncheon (or whatever they are called nowadays) pepper spray a stab vest and handcuffs I'd have given him quite a dirty look I can tell you. In the mean time I'll just settle for what I can do. So burglars if you're reading this how does it feel to archly mocked in a blog? Eh eh bet you feel pretty stupid now. Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 9:00 am. Links to this post. View my complete profile. Return of The Wild Goose. If gte mso 9] Normal 0! On secon...
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Curmudgeon68: October 2006
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Thursday, October 19, 2006. The Sex Life of the Hamster. Although there is the possiblity shared by both the lonely human and Hamster male either way the danger lies we could both get sucked up by the hoover. Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 6:16 am. Links to this post. Monday, October 16, 2006. I was on a bus the other day.wait that's not the end of my story. So there I was on this bus when this little malodourous gimp turned to one of the other passengers and said. "what the fuck you starin at? As I'm no long...
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Curmudgeon68: August 2008
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Thursday, August 28, 2008. I have, on the whole, enjoyed myself. I’ve seen many shows, spotted some talent, letched at many a lady young enough to be my daughter and thanks to another good buddy I spent an interesting evening watching well known comedians play poker very badly. No They moan about the inconvenience, the noise, the late night opening etc. Yes, deep down they would love to find out what it’s like to be dry humped in a close by a Slovakian mime artist. They desire nothing more than to we...
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Curmudgeon68: February 2007
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007. I would describe myself as grumpy even cantankerous but very few things drive me to thoughts of physical violence but there are three things which bring me to consider murder as a solution (there may be more but I could only think of three off the top of my head), they are in no particular order:. Next on my spree of violence are sneering supercilious shopstaff (did you like the illiteration there? Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 11:53 pm. Links to this post. Panic on the Streets.
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Curmudgeon68: October 2007
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Tuesday, October 09, 2007. Yes I am alive and blogging despite rumours to the contrary. Whats the freaking deal with Blue Peters tiny new studio. I can't be the only one sick of hearing about Lewis fucking Hamilton. If I find someone who watches Skins I'll gouge their eyes out with a runcible spoon (which apparently you can find at quite a reasonable price - I saw it on Bargain Hunt.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH). Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 6:26 am. Links to this post. View my complete profile.
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Curmudgeon68: April 2007
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007. Meanwhile I sit there unable to move (myself or my bowels) but desperate to leave and so I hold it in (As a result I now have buttocks of steel) until I get home where I have the luxury soft tissues and soft poo-producing music, I find Steely Dan works particularly well. Anyway sorry if I've disgusted anyone but I really really really really needed to get that out of my system. Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 8:31 am. Links to this post. View my complete profile. If gte mso 9] Normal 0!
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Curmudgeon68: June 2007
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007. I don't watch soaps but I would if they had better plots here for your consideration are a few plot ideas for you to look at. After having his arm sliced off in a bacon slicer incident Ian's new robotic arm takes on a life of it's own dragging him round Walford on a killing spree. Meanwhile after taking a potion that makes all his hair grow back Phil is forced to realise that all his macho posturing has merely been a cover for his latent homosexuality. Toady, Lou and Harold must r...
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Curmudgeon68: May 2008
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Thursday, May 22, 2008. In The Name Of All That's Holy. I love a nutter. Nothing gives me more pleasure than reading a comment on teletext or on an internet posting from someone who makes a shit-house rat seem like the Dalai Lama and there are no better nutters in my opinon than the fundamentalist christians , their absolute certainty of their own rightness is a pleasure to behold. This was based on a book about lesbianism which is not shown in the film so they could market it more easily in the states.
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Curmudgeon68: January 2008
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Wednesday, January 02, 2008. Curmudgeon68 pull out review of 2007. I know everyone has already done one of these but I honestly couldn't think of anything at this precise moment which irritated me enough to comment on. Well apart from my next door neighbour bringing home various loud harpies and having horrible, creaky middle aged sex with them within my earshot. That and the fact that some fuckwit gave money to make the St Trinians film. So here are my highlights and low lights of the year:. I have not ...
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Curmudgeon68: September 2006
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Thursday, September 28, 2006. I like a good walk and Edinburgh is one of the world's great walking cities. Obviously being a mudge I find plenty of reasons to grumble whilst out and about. Which brings me to the above mentioned Twonks. The person in front of you in the supermarket who pays with small change when you are in a hurry. However what I actually do is make an harumphing sound behind them. Do I have gas? I wonder who first called it gas? Posted by Curmudgeon68 at 5:56 am. Links to this post.
