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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: 09/07/08
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NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO. NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO. Miami Herald, The (FL) - March 18, 1984. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Columnist. Headline: WOMETCO TO SELL ITS THEATERS.Item: There's an usher who works the early shift at Wometco's Miracle Theater in Coral Gables, and has for as long as I can remember. When you give him your ticket he says, "Enjoy the show." On the way out, if there's not a crowd he asks, "How did you like the show? Sometimes it is the little things. In any cas...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: 06/16/08
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KINSKI, EXPLODING HEADS SAVE THIS 'CREATURE' FEATURE. KINSKI, EXPLODING HEADS SAVE THIS 'CREATURE' FEATURE. Miami Herald, The (FL) - May 28, 1985. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. Kinski could probably name his project, but with very few exceptions - Werner Herzog's Fitzcarraldo the most recent and notable - he seems to prefer potboilers; as he said several years ago, "I like bad cinema.". By that time the movie is irredeemably formulaic, departing. Director: William Malone. Producers: Willi...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: VIOLENT 'ROAD WARRIOR' DOES CHASE SCENES BEST
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VIOLENT 'ROAD WARRIOR' DOES CHASE SCENES BEST. VIOLENT 'ROAD WARRIOR' DOES CHASE SCENES BEST. Miami Herald, The (FL) - May 25, 1982. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. A cultured voice does the voice-over, describing a post- Holocaust civilization given over to tribes of automotive paladins who rape, loot and (worse) steal gas. The voice tells us that the speaker, now old, remembers many things: ".Most of all, I remember the Road Warrior, the man we called Max.". In the spirit of these adventures,...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: JUST HOW FUNNY CAN A 'BARBARIAN' BE?
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JUST HOW FUNNY CAN A 'BARBARIAN' BE? JUST HOW FUNNY CAN A 'BARBARIAN' BE? Miami Herald, The (FL) - May 19, 1982. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. The one scene in which the Milius humor works comes near the end, when Conan and his cohorts (Gerry Lopez as the sidekick. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO. HUMANITY AND HORROR MIX PERFECTLY IN POLTERGEIST. BEACH GIRLS NO FUN TO BE AROUND. NO PATIENCE DURING VISITING HOURS. JUST HOW FUNNY CAN A BARBARIAN BE?
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: 06/25/08
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SCREWBALLS' FOR CHEERLEADER VOYEURS. Notice the ROCK N ROLL HIGH SCHOOL clips in this Corman-made trailer. SCREWBALLS' FOR CHEERLEADER VOYEURS. Miami Herald, The (FL). May 23, 1983. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. And it's a more entertaining story than My Tutor, because it is occasionally funny. It's occasionally dumb, too, and thoroughly tasteless - particularly when the school nerd, bowling naked, becomes entangled with his ball. Don't ask. Screenwriters: Linda Shayne, Jim Wynorski. At Trian...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: NO PATIENCE DURING 'VISITING HOURS'
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NO PATIENCE DURING 'VISITING HOURS'. NO PATIENCE DURING 'VISITING HOURS'. Miami Herald, The (FL) - May 31, 1982. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. The slash-and-splatter genre marches on. Though on all sides film-industry types are observing sagely that the wave of psycho-on-the-loose films is finished, an even larger number of. Because whenever we see him there is strange music, and he's always squeezing a black rubber ball compulsively, sure Freudian signs of sociopathological behavior. MOVIE R...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: 'BEACH GIRLS' NO FUN TO BE AROUND
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BEACH GIRLS' NO FUN TO BE AROUND. BEACH GIRLS' NO FUN TO BE AROUND. Miami Herald, The (FL) - June 2, 1982. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. Girls Girls. Girls. Acres of 'em. Tummies, thighs and heaving breasts, squirmy toes and giggles. It's Beach Girls, a drive-in product that has somehow oozed into the neighborhood theaters in the week before the big summer movies arrive. Break in the action at the house party, trade blank glances and whoo-boy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: 'PARASITE' HASN'T WORKED OUT ITS BUGS
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PARASITE' HASN'T WORKED OUT ITS BUGS. PARASITE' HASN'T WORKED OUT ITS BUGS. Miami Herald, The (FL) - May 22, 1982. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Movie Critic. Another society run amok might have settled for the laser or the biological agent. But this is 3-D, and only a parasite would do. Gosh, you should see him - he slithers up your leg, takes a bite out of your thigh, gnaws away at your chest cavity. Sometimes he burrows into your torso, works his way and explodes your head. Whew. HUMANITY AND HORROR MIX...
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COSFORD'S REVIEWS: NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO
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NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO. NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, WOMETCO. Miami Herald, The (FL) - March 18, 1984. Author: BILL COSFORD Herald Columnist. Headline: WOMETCO TO SELL ITS THEATERS.Item: There's an usher who works the early shift at Wometco's Miracle Theater in Coral Gables, and has for as long as I can remember. When you give him your ticket he says, "Enjoy the show." On the way out, if there's not a crowd he asks, "How did you like the show? Sometimes it is the little things. In any cas...