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parenthetical: i'm it

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Bestowed upon me the Honest Scrap Award, which means she tagged me on a blog meme. (I feel oh-so-2005! Once awarded, thank the person that gave it to you, list 10 honest things about yourself on your blog, pass the award on to 7 other bloggers and don't forget to let those 7 bloggers know you've chosen them. 1 Last night I feel asleep while fantasizing. (Not about sex, but about the colors I would knit sweaters.). 5 I prefer to match my underwear to my outfit.

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parenthetical: create-a-list

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Saturday, July 25, 2009. I have crafting ADD. I have dozens of ambitions for various craft projects or activities ricocheting around in my brain. It's overwhelming for a gal with nerves as tenuous as mine. Just thinking of the hems to sewn, the hats to be knitted, the fruits to be canned makes my body consider shutting down.so none of these Martha-y activities will see the light of day. And her Mighty Life. In no particular order:. Harvest many tomatoes, make sauce and puree to freeze. Knit a baby sweater.

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parenthetical: not the mama

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Monday, October 19, 2009. I decided- with confirmation from friends- that my wallet was a "mom wallet." As in, I could see my mother carrying the same sort of bland, burgundy pocketbook, with stretch marks from copious receipts and coupons for cat food. Thus, it was not cool to pull it out of my purse at a bar, or even Target for that matter. I'm not sure what exactly precipitated my concern about not looking too (stereotypically) motherly. I fear looking. But that superficial itch just can't compete wit...

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parenthetical: potent quotables

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. I think wearing leather pants would be like having giant fruit roll-ups wrapped around my legs.". This is Goosey Lucy. She's really. Into cats." - my former roommate introducing me to his friend. It actually made me decide finally that I don’t like Diablo Cody. I think she’s like a spaghetti-o feminist." -Lindy Loo. Oh, so, he's cheap too. I guess I should have realized when you said you met on a free. Dating web site." - my mom, referring to BiG. Bitch needs her sleep!

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parenthetical: what i did this weekend

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Sunday, January 17, 2010. What i did this weekend. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Any day a beautiful change. Big happy fun house. I need this like a third armpit. View my complete profile.

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parenthetical: 2009, literally

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Friday, January 2, 2009. This is not so much a resolution but an exercise in redemption. Redeeming the fact that I was an English major, the fact that my youth was filled with books and words, the fact that some of my peers read at a prolific rate and I don't seem to. Thus, I present a modest list of books I hope to read in 2009. Based on my GoodReads list, as well as my current library queue. Will this change? I'm sure, but I like to make lists. And I want to challenge myself. Feminism and Pop Culture.

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parenthetical: if i twittered...

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Tuesday, September 29, 2009. This is what I would have said today:. I fear when I'm sixty, my shoe collection will only contain Easy Spirits. My mother is bringing me 3 pounds of cheese tomorrow, so, yeah, I'm busy that night. My life would be infinitely better if my apartment had more crown moldings. Is it wrong to listen to Moby while working at an opera company? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Any day a beautiful change. Big happy fun house. I need this like a third armpit. View my complete profile.

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parenthetical: attributions

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Monday, March 8, 2010. I didn't know if you eat tuna fish, because of your . My grandmother, referring to my vegetarianism. I spit reality, Lisa.". BiG, while rapping about Scoonie. Remember when you were in college and you taped a bunch of cable tv shows for me? Text from my brother (absolutely no context). He correctly used the word 'idiom' and that made me want to jump his bones then and there.". My friend D about a date. The one about your vegetarianism made me laugh out loud. Big happy fun house.

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parenthetical: miscellany

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Monday, December 7, 2009. BiG: "What's your favorite prime number? Me: "I don't remember what prime numbers are.". BiG: "Who was your favorite 90210 guy: Perry, Priestley, or Ian Ziering? Me: "I liked Brian Austin Green.He was the nerd.". BiG: "He wasn't the nerd.He was like the Chachi of 90210.". I'm sorry, but I think mock-layer sweater-shirts are a cop out. I don't think obsequious is a pretentious word to use. Do you? December 7, 2009 at 7:56 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Big happy fun house.