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Oh God, What's This Now? Write Like An Editor. To my Tumblr readers: This is a document I used to guide an internal discussion at Cracked about ONE WAY of approaching sketch and comedy writing. “How do you write jokes? Rdquo; is one of the questions I’m asked most often, so I decided to share this. FIRST, DO NO HARM. Ldquo;The point being, every innocent, until-just-recently-believed-in-Santa-Clause child present was immediately turned into a withered husk of their former selves.”. In short, think hard a...

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Swaim (Seriously) - Dreamgirl

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Oh God, What's This Now? Dreamgirl: sad queen that. Painted my scene black. Gave me my peace back. Her hand: a creased map to. Dreaming: cheap laughs, we. Re-tract: to feel space. We made from ring-wraiths’. Bones: croak knowing tones. Home: a slab overgrown with. Love: no strings on doves. No: clipped wings, no. Space: time to thank. Time: space to say. Kiss: I know you know I know. The way: and so it goes. Without: us knowing why. Within: I get to see. You: The sun and sky. Stringless, but still landing.

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Oh God, What's This Now? The Day Crawled Up The Front Porch Stair. The day crawled up the front porch stair to die. It bled its vital reds into the air. To stain and bruise our underwater sky. Purple, orange, black and silver there. You crushed its ribcage ‘neath your tender rocking. A stench of sunset burst in all directions. A paradox of talking and not talking. At rest, yet somehow ever-effervescent. The corpse decayed to darkness, flecked with stars. That spiced the breeze I borrowed from your lungs.

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Oh God, What's This Now? Once, I was an empty cell. My bars my skin, as thick as wall. And inviolable as well. A membrane with no mind, I thought. Alone but crowded by my kin. Primordial sardines, we ate. And slept, and dreamed as one, my Friends. And I, and tried to gain the Weight. It was a Time of sea and sky. Geysers, lightning, all 3-D. And yet there was no open eye. Amidst the drift, the show to see. If eyes I had, perhaps I may. In that Darkness, epochs past. Have known you when we touched one day.

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Oh God, What's This Now? Ldquo;Internet Rich.”. Written for the SXSW 2014 Interactive Awards. Posted at 8:06 PM.

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Oh God, What's This Now? Ldquo;That’s All.”. One for my baby. Loop is “Jets” by Bonobo. Posted at 1:05 PM. Reblogged this from seriousswaim. Reblogged this from seriousswaim. Reblogged this from seriousswaim. Reblogged this from seriousswaim.

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